Pen Name: IWill. No, I don't know why I chose that either
Age: My own
Location: The Netherlands
I don't think anyone will ever read this, since I'm not planning on writing any fanfics. If anyone ever does read this, I was probably feeling generous or I'd just read a very good fanfic and left that person a review. Anyway, here are some warnings: 1. English is not my first language (I was born in Norway and moved to the Netherlands when I was three) so there might be some spelling/grammatical mistakes. Don't blame me, blame my country. If you spot a mistake, please PM me so I can correct it. Warning no. 2: You will not find anything usefull/handy/sane on this profile. Just a lot of random/insane/strange stuff. Some of it could be considered fun as well. Last warning: reading all this takes time. First you must go to the toilet, get a snack, feed you pets and unplug the phone.
Disclaimer: I did not come up with anything on this list-of-random-stuff, except the answers to the quizzes and the occasional bold or (between brackets) comment.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason copy and paste this to your profile
If you know someone that should be hit by a bus copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. Yeah... I blame my -sorta sadistic- friend for this. She laughs whenever there's blood, or someone dies. Now I do too.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Usually it's me... but it happens the other way around too. Probably because there are simply no sane people in my class. Including me, of course.)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. After reading The Magic of Torchwood, I laugh at everything. For example: dogs (mainly poodles), broomsticks, the name John, centaurs, Voldemort, dragons... The list goes on and on and on. I can now include the planet Mars.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile. Or rock paper scissors lizzard Spock.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. I'm not American, but it still counts, right? Okay, so maybe it doesn't. I don't care.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. Can someone please explain to me what other kind of insane there is?
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Hardy har har. Very funny.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. (Actually I don't miss it at all... Still funny though)
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
When life gives to lemons, throw them at life and say "I WANTED LIMES!"
Reality is more fun when you make it up
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Words may hurt me, but sticks and stones will bounce off my force field
So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
Love your enemies. it pisses them off
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
Tell the truth and run
When in doubt, say a quote
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
When in doubt, make up words!
Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank you for embracing it!
A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!
I'm not insensitive, I just dont care.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
What would happen if the whole world farted at once?
On a scale of one to awesome, that was purple.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't -- Hey! Nice carpet!"
I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna to do? Kill me?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2.All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. you will put this on your profile
6. you still have a stupid smile on your face
How to Annoy People
WARNING: only read this if you wish to lower your life expectancy by a huge amount.
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every question with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."
Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
As people talk, smell their shoulders.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
ONLY TYPE IN CAPITALS
The Return of the Copy-and-paste-thingies
If you are hyper right now because you have copied and pasted all these thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever stared at the wall thinking about excuses for not doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever lost beloved pets, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever put something metal into the microwave, then flipped out because you didn't know why the microwave was making funny noises, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have been trying to get your friends to read Ranger's Apprentice, but they wont because you keep hassling them to, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend is the only other one of your friends that seems to like Ranger's Apprentice, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are on FanFiction instead of doing homework, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love to confuse people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that the Tenth Doctor shouldn't have regenerated yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. I miss him :( It's not that I don't like the Eleventh Doctor, I do, I just think Ten was better.
If you agree that Children of Earth was a load of horse shit, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you miss Ianto copy and paste this onto your profile!!!!
IF YOU ABSOLUTLY FRICKIN' HATE MOSQUITOES, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR FRICKIN' PROFILE!!
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.
This is How you KNOW you're Obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.
1. You can quote almost all of the dialogue.
2. You can hear Will's voice in your head.
3. You just KNOW Halt's also in your head, telling Will's voice to shut up. (And other voices, too)
4. You've memorized "Greybeard Halt"
5. You want/have a bow and arrow set.
6. You actually dream about Ranger's Apprentice.
7. You're reading this right now.
8. You sneak around, trying to scare people like you're a ranger. (I'm not very quiet... so this mostly doesn't work)
9. You want to be a ranger.
10. You read Ranger's Apprentice and now you think being short is SO COOL!!
11. You write fanfiction for Ranger's Apprentice. (I don't write any fanfiction)
12. You think it would be fun to be Will's apprentice.
13. Now you're sad because you aren't.
14. But you imagine yourself as his apprentice.
15. Now you're grinning like a moron. (That. would. be. AWESOME!!!)
16. The front left side of your brain is constantly saying, "Rangers Rangers RANGERS! MUST! READ! RANGER'S! APPRENTICE!!"
17. You'd LURVE to meet John Flanagan.
18. You happen to know that there's a contest to do so.
19. You're now jumping up and down, fangirl shrieking about meeting Flanagan.
20. You're going to enter the contest.
21. You're sad because the contest is over.
22. You want to kill me for telling you about a contest that's over.
23. You call John Flanagan "Flanny" sometimes.
24. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than do your homework. (Well duh)
25. You'd rather read Ranger's Apprentice than watch TV. (Doctor Who or RA... please don't make me choose!)
26. You always want to read Ranger's Apprentice.
27. You want there to be a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. (I would murder someone for it)
28. You'd actually tackle glomp someone if they had a Ranger's Apprentice comic book. (Well, I already said I'd murder someone for it... So this one's kinda obvious)
29. You'd cry with joy if you got to have a Ranger's Apprentice comic book.
30. You'd cry in despair if the comic book got damaged in any way.
31. You just KNOW that the Ranger's Apprentice books radiate power.
32. You accidently called your brother "Horace" yesterday. (I don't have a brother, but if I had, I would. I'm gonna call my cat Horace. He doesn't know his name anyway)
33. If you had a munchkin cat you'd name him "Will" (I didn't know what a munchkin cat was... so I looked it up... They are creepy.)
34. You want to warp yourself into the Ranger's Apprentice world so you can replace Alyss. (I'd prefer to be a ranger, but Alyss is also pretty cool and she marries Will. Can't say no to that, can I?)
35. You're smiling and nodding while you read this.
36. You CANNOT WAIT ANOTHER SECOND for the Ranger's Apprentice movie.
37. You want to see the Ranger's Apprentice movie in the theater.
38. You're going to spend the whole movie going fangirl.
39. You're going to have a hard time not fangirl squealing during the film.
40. You know it's the truth.
41. One of the reasons that you can't wait to see the film is so you can go fangirl and scream at your friends about how cute Will is. (I only have one friend who reads RA, but I can still scream at her)
42. He really is adorable.
43. Your parents want you to shut up about Ranger's Apprentice already.
44. They really really want you to.
45. Now you're going to post this list in your profile with everything you've actually done or thought in bold letters.
46. You just hit copy.
47. Don't lie, you know you did.
48. You're thinking about Ranger's Apprentice again.
49. You even know the names of the background characters.
50. Now you're sad because there are SO many other things that can prove you're obsessed with Ranger's Apprentice.
Mental Disorder Help Line:
If you are obsessive-compulsive: Press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent: Ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities: Press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid: We know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional: Press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic: Listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive: It doesn't matter what number you press - no-one will answer.
If you are dyslexic: Press 912512497591576041.
If you have a nervous disorder: Please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia: Press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have short term memory loss: Press 9.
If you have low self esteem: Please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
What happens when Pinocchio says that his nose is going to grow?
What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it?
Do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? (Heh. Funny)
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
If knees bent the other way, what would chairs look like?
How come Superman would stop bullets with his chest, but ducked when people threw stuff at him?
If it's zero degrees today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why is it an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in an asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?
Here's Some Stuff to do in Stores:
Let all of the balls into an aisle, while yelling "I choose you, Pikachu!"
Sing "Yellow Submarine" with a friend while sitting in front of the fish.
Walk around behind people and hum the Twilight Zone theme song.
Play Marco Polo.
Sing "We are the Champions" with a friend, with your arm across each other's shoulders. See how many people you can get to join in.
Ghost people. (If you don't know what that is, look it up on you tube.)
Hide in the clothing racks and when people come by and look at the clothes yell "Pick me! Pick me!"
Walk through the drive through of a restaurant, while holding a steering wheel and making car sound effects.
Here's Some Quotes that Should Probably be in the Thingymabobs Section
"It's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for my electric personality." - Red Green
"Numfar, do the dance of my mother is a deceitful bitch who likes to torture people!" *Numfar starts dancing* - Draco Malfoy, Snake charming
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - No idea
"Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door." - Unknown
"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'..." - Jayne Cobb, Firefly
"What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?" "That it was manly and impulsive?" "Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't'." - Inara and Mal, Firefly
"Well, we're headed for help... right?" "Captain will come up with a plan." "That's good. Right?" "Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans." - Kaylee and Zoe, Firefly
"For as long as I can remember I've had memories." - Can't be bothered to google it
"It's not just about living forever, Jacky. The trick is living with yourself forever." -Teague, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult ... It shorted out. Finally, a lie too big." -Eleventh Doctor, Doctor Who
"If you don't want to kill Harry, then what's the point of coming to Hogwarts at all?" -Hermione, A Very Potter Sequel
"If there is anything more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot, now." - The Mormfongs by CuttlefishRock It is awesome! READ IT!
"Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." - Probably some crazy scientist-guy
"You were much muchier. You've lost your muchness." - The Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland: 2010)
"You have extreme apathy. Not that you would care." - See the one about vegetarianism
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Not a clue
"Why do skydivers wear helmets? I think once the parachute fails, that helmet is wearing YOU." - I'm beginning to get bored
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you." - Smart ass
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna suck." - True
"You want to keep the kids apart. Every war in history was started by immature people being too close together." - Red Green
"Cheese... Milk's leap toward immortality." - Hardy har
"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of laxatives, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough." -.-
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die." - Such an optimistic view on life
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." - There's supposed to be a name here
"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." - Why didn't I just put all of this in the thingymabob section?
"I was going to stop you, but you weren't there." - Clever
"If I worked in a plant store, I would wear camouflage, that way, when I wanted to take a break I could just stand still." - Demetri Martin
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car" - Go granddad
"They say that age is all in your head, but so is insanity." - Red from the Red Green Show
"It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others." - Sounds like something shepherd Book would say
"Oh, the huge manatee!" - Google that. You'll understand.
"Let me get this straight: You think that your client - one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world - is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? *chuckles* ...Good luck." - Lucius Fox, The Dark Knight
"ICBM Cola. It's explosively delicious!" - Again, use the power of Google
"Don't grow up too fast. If you can help it, don't grow up at all." - I think this might be the Doctor's motto
"I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
"Disturbing? Who am I disturbing? This is a coma ward! Don't you WANT them to wake up?" - House
"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, like she promised, and you're going to die for her, just like you promised, so we're all men of our word; except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."-Will Turner and Captain Jack Sparrow
"There's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people asking questions." - Not me
"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm until he dies." - Crazy person
"I have learned not to argue with stupid people. They disarm you, drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience."- Anonymous
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing." - Who knows?
"To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking." - Joost mag het weten
"By the way, it's not about making money. It's about taking money. Destroying the status quo because the status, is NOT quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it..."- Dr. Horrible
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Yawn
"One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim." - Sigh
"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." - Bored now
"Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?" - Should be doing homework
"Never put off til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether." - Agreed. Which is why I'm not doing my homework
"The doctor says I have multiple personalities, but we don't agree with that." - ...
"I'm not littering, I'm just donating to the earth." - Blank
"Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together." - Anyone?
"Don't judge a book by it's movie." - So true
"I only act my age when it's convenient for me." - Right
"I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from." - That's just plain weird
"Swimming: Spending 20 percent of your life 80 percent naked." - Has anyone read Browncoat, Green Eyes?
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." - It's good
"Last night night I lay down in bed, staring up at the stars, and I remember thinking... Where the heck is my ceiling?" - 87092
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 and we have no idea where she is." - :)
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If you throw it hard enough." - Why would anyone wanna keep the Doctor away?
"You know you've hit bottom when the voices in your head start talking to someone else." - Ugh
This is Cool:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done
1. Will (Ranger's Apprentice)
2. Horace (Ranger's Apprentice)
3. Gilan (Ranger's Apprentice)
4. Halt (Ranger's Apprentice)
5. 10th Doctor (Doctor Who)
6. Jack Harkness (Doctor Who/Torchwood)
7. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
8. Conn (The Magic Thief)
9. Nevery (The Magic Thief)
10. Jack Sparrow (Pirates of The Caribbean)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Will wouldn't wake me up, he's too nice and way too quiet for that.
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Horace? I don't think I'd have a chance to do anything, cause Evanlyn/Cassandra would kill me with her awesome sling.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
OMG! Why? Why would Gilan do that? Anyway, my answer: scream like a girl (cos I am one) and then die of embarrassment.
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
LMFAO! Halt and Nevery? HAHAHAHA
5 cooked you dinner?
I don't really trust alien cooking...
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Jack? Uhh... Check if he's even alive? If he is... I dunno. Is he shirtless? If so, probably stare shamelessly (and possibly drool). (About the being alive part, google him, if you don't know him. Btw, if you don't know him, SHAME ON YOU)
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I'd be extremely happy and fan-girly and then faint. Who wouldn't? Ianto is the best tea-boy ever! (Sorry Ianto)
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Well... He has been seriously injured before, and really doesn't deserve that a second time, so I guess I'd feel sorry for him.
9 made fun of your friends?
I don't think Nevery even has a sense of humor.
10 ignored you all the time?
Steal his hat. That ought to teach him a lesson.
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Come save me on Tug and shoot them like the amazing sharpshooter he is.
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Horace carries me to the hospital (or whatever it's called in Araluen).
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A cool bow and arrow set, hopefully. And maybe even some lessons? Cause I really suck at shooting, and Gilan really doesn't.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Halt would probably do something totally epic and awesome and save me. Or simply invent the fire department.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
Who knows? The Doctor's kinda crazy, so it could really be anything.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
Jack H. will seduce Jack S. and probably ask me to do a threesome with them. I might decline. Or not. I dunno.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
With dry humour and one-liners, I guess.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Conn isn't very good at calming people down, I'm afraid. Angry about what, by the way? The dumping or the cheering up?
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Put the other competitors under some sort of spell with his awesome magic.. Maybe.. I hope..
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Laugh with me, declare this is reason for a drink, drink way too much rum and then pass out. Actually, now that I've seen the movies againf, I don't think he'd pass out. Shame.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because he's sweet, funny, amazing, adorable and good looking (well, in my imagination that is, since there is still no film).
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Horace loves Nevery...? Laugh like a maniac.
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Why would I date Gilan? He's twice as old as me! Other than that, I think my parents would like him.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Well, they were already going to marry, so it basically means Horace doesn't stand a chance. It also means that next time, I should put some women on the list.
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Only if the Doctor hits his head REAL hard and just happens to be near Jack.
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Jack a player? No, really? Dude, that guy sleeps with EVERYTHING. I don't really think I can do anything. People sort of faint when he just says hello.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
He just confessed to being part of my family, he's twice as old as me and he loves Jack. He probably just likes my haircut, or he really doesn't, or there's something on my face.
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Conn's a girl? 0.o
"(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (10) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3), while (2) eats candy and watches it all like a movie."
Will and Ianto are in a happy relationship until Ianto runs off with Halt. Will, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jack Sparrow and a brief unhappy affair with Nevery, then follows the wise advice of the Tenth Doctor and finds true love with Gillan, while Horace eats candy and watches it all like a movie.
What title would you give this fic?
Slash, crazy pirates and unwanted mental pictures. (The strange thing is, I can sort of see this happening. We all know Ianto has a thing for older men, Jack Sparrow is crazy enough for it, any affair with Nevery would be unhappy, the Doctor is indeed quite wise and Will and Gillan have the exact same hobbies. And of course Horace would watch it like a movie while eating candy. He's always eating something.)
To maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”.
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go”
10. Sing Along at the Opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON, I WON!!”
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost
A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend will help me learn to drive
A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
A friend will watch my pets when I go away
A best friend won't let me go away
A friend will help me up when I fall down
A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me
A friend will bail me out of jail
A best friend will be sitting beside me saying "Damn, we screwed up"
A friend will go to a concert with me
A best friend kidnap the band with me
A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
A friend asks me for my number
A best friend asks me for her number
A friend hides me from the cops
A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public
A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A friend will fade.
A best friend is forever
A friend will bail you out of jail A best friend will be in the next cell over shouting, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A friend will always be like "well, you deserve better"
A best friend will prank call him whispering "seven days... tick tock tick tock"
A friend helps you when you fall.
A best friend laughs and trips you again.
ºø„Harry Potter series „øº
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Mette
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Blue Wolf. That's actually pretty cool :)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Green Ice Tea... I need a new favorite drink... Green Ice Coffee?
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Eetohla. If anyone who reads this ever finds out how the hell to pronounce that, please tell me.
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Option no. 1: Black Noortje. Yeah right, very goth.
Option no. 2: Black Niek. That's really not much better.
Option no. 3: Black Unnamed Fish. Who comes up with these names? Oh, right, I do.
The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight
1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.
2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.
3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.
4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.
5. Author Stephenie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.
6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.
7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.
8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.
9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.
10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.
11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.
I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know
Fun little quiz.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite/same sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
So, that's it then. The end of my -surprisingly long- list of random things. Congratulations if you came this far. Here, have a virtual cookie.