Hello! I'm so sorry but I wont be able update anytime soon probably because my cat spilt windex on my computer so it died... Right now i'm on my sister's crappy laptop and until I get a new computer of my own I won't be able to write anything. And I lost all my unfinished chapters as well, it really sucks... Anyway so, sorry again D:
My Favorite Books: The Maximum Ride Series, The Hunger Games, The Harry Potters, Black Butler, Ouran High School Host Club, Zombie Loan, Pandora Hearts, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, Looking For Alaska, Uwasa No Midori-Kun, Moe Kare, Code Breaker, Dengeki Daisy, Alice in the Country of Hearts, Death Eater, The Scott Pilgrims, Matched and 'Girl, Interrupted'.
My Favorite TV Shows are: Doctor Who, Soul Eater, Death Eater, Angel Beats, Ouran High School Host Club, Fairy Tail, Black Butler, The Suite Life (on Deck) of Zack and Cody, Sherlock, Castle, Friends, Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh.
My Favorite Movies are: Howl's Moving Castle, Donnie Darko, Romeo Juliet, St Trinians 1 and 2, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, Underdog, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, The Avengers, The Hunger Games, Kiki's Delivery Service, Princess Mononoke, Titanic, Hugo, tons of Superhero movies, tons of Disney movies, All Of The Harry Potters and Fantastic Mister Fox.
(underlined means they're my favorite of all)
I DON'T OWN THESE IMAGES
Ash's dress in chapter 12 of When Bird-Kids move to Forks: I'M SO SORRY, THE LINK DIDN'T WORK ANYMORE SO I REMOVED IT! ):
A photo of Fang, Max and Iggy (in correct order): http:///image/photos/11000000/Anime-friends-anime-11065178-640-450.jpg
I'm The Girl:
I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat I WILL say something.
I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me.
I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not.
I'm the girl that walks like I am proud even if I have toilet paper stuck on my shoes.
I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side.
I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone.
BUT I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that wears sweat pants to the dance.
I'm the girl that no one knows her name, for good or bad and I like it that way.
I'm the girl who acts shy one second and the next I will be laughing like an idot.
I'm the girl that people call "Bitch" and "Freak" "Mean" and "Weird" but I take that as a compliment.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.
I'm the girl who isn't a people person but I am when it comes to friends.
I'm also the girl they call "best friend."
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, ELLA, AlwaysPeetaMellark(TeresaAngestheTelepath), Blue-Songbirds, Rainbow Lilies,
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
Have You Ever Tripped UP The Stairs? (Sadly, yes. To make it worse, it was at school.)
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
I ran with scissors - and lived!
Never do something you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself: where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
You say physco like it's a bad thing...
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
Cute but psycho - things even out.
If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em.
Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight
You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you
I am not weird... just plotting
I don't obsess! I think intensely!
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you don’t know how you ever lived without Maximum Ride, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever wished to swap places with a fictional characters for a day, copy and paste this in your profile
If flying and birds and Maximum Ride are one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have tried to see if you had superpowers, copy and paste this in you profile
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.
If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.
If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.
If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.
If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.
If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.
If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
if you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile
if you've ever talked to yourself, copy this onto you're profile.
if you've evre talked to yourself about why you're talking to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you have ever tripped up stairs, copy this onto your profile.
if you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!
If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (i've read way past that :D )
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND, sunshine2006578, SareRide9, XXForrestStarXX, Rainbow Lilies
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If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!
If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste into your profile and add your name to the list, luxembourg,
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
If you have ever broke out laughing at joke right when someone walked up to you, copy and paste this to your profile
If someone has ever walked up behind you and you elbowed them on accident, paste this to your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever just SLAPPED someone, copy this onto your profile
If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile
If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.--Nothing normal about me!!!!!!!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
Follow her
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
RANDOMNESS!
Guess what...I ran with scissors, and lived!
Sometimes I may forget to say I love you,
but I never forget to feel it.
Everyone thinks she is so beautiful.
They have no idea that every night she
cries for the one person that doesn't care.
A friend, a best friend.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!
Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: will comfort me when he breaks my heart Best Friend: will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend
Friends: will ask why i'm crying Best Friend: will already have a shovel to bury to the sucker who made you cry
Friends: will say you can do better Best Friend: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Friends: will help you with your drug problem - Best Friend: are the ones who sold it to you
Friends: will bail you out of jail - Best Friend: will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!"
Friends: don't let you do stupid things - Best Friend: don't let you do stupid thing ALONE
Friends: Knocks politely at your door - Best Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’
Friends: Will bail you out of jail - Best Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’
Friends: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy - Best Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’
Friends: Asks nicely for your stuff - Best Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Friends: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour - Best Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
Friends: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month - Best Friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
Friends: Will help you move - Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies.
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink - Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Friends: Would bail you out of jail - Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
Friends: Asks you to write down your number - Best Friend: Has you on speed dial.
Friends: Only know a few things about you - Best friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing - Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
Friends: Will help me learn to drive - Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friends: Will watch my pets when I go away - Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friends: Will go to a concert with me - Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friends: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." - Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friends: Asks me for my number - Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friends: Hides me from the cops - Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friends: lets me make an idiot of myself in public - Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friends: Fade - Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drug
[x] You have a lot of friends
[x] You get along with everyone
] You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
] You love soccer
] You love baseball
[x] You’re into writing and art
[x] Favorite music genre is pop rock
] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
[x] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[x] One of your favourite colors is red or gold
[x] Good grades at school
] One of the worst things you can do is lie
[x] You plan on going to college/university
TOTAL: 10
HUFFLEPUFF:
[x] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot
] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics suck.
[x] You love to swim
] Water polo is awesome
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors
[x] Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
] You’re an optimist.
[x] You’re completely straight-edge.
] You’re very emotional
] Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[x] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 9
RAVENCLAW:
] You’re depressed to a certain extent.
[x] You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports suck.
[x] You’re shy.
] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x] Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
] Indie is your favorite genre of music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
] Serious is better than funny.
TOTAL: 8
SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
] Basketball is a good sport.
] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You’ve lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
] You’ve done drugs in the past month.
] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[x] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 9
I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO WITH YOU... GRYFFINDOR!
If you went to Hogwarts, which house would you be sorted in?
Gryffindor.
Have you ever been to a Harry Potter midnight release?
No. Almost. D:
What did you think of Deathly Hallows?
It was so good. Cryed at all the deaths though.
Whose death was the saddest?
Dobby and Fred
If you went to Hogwarts, would you rather have a pet owl, cat, or rat?
Owl. You can send letters with them. And they're awesome.
What did you think of the movie Half-Blood Prince?
Totally awesome.
What do you think of Deathly Hallows being split in half?
Yes! It makes Harry Potter last longer!
Have you read The Tales of Beedle the Bard?
Many a times, my friend.
When did you first become a Harry Potter fan?
When I was like 8.
FAVOURITE
Female Character? Luna
Male Character? Fred and George
Professor? Dumbledore.
Death Eater? Snape.
Magical Creature? Unicorns or Phoenixes .
Spell? Expecto Patronum!
Quote? "Always" -Severus Snape
Movie? Prisoner of Azkaban
Hogwarts House? Gryffindor. But I wouldn't mind Hufflepuff either.
Place? Hogwarts.
Weasley? Fred. Or George.
Couple? Lily and James
THIS OR THAT
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor... Both... Yeah, Both
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? I LOVE THEM BOTH!
Fred or George? Fred.
Ginny or Luna? Luna.
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer.
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley.
Books or Movies? Books.
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows.
Sorcerer’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets.
Snape or Slughorn? Snape
Lupin or Sirius? Both :)
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry and Ginny all the way.
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil.
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus Finnigan.
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby.
Muggleborn or Pureblood? Muggleborn.
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Dan Radcliffe.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Bellatrix Lestrange.
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle.
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig (RIP)
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
Hell Yeah!
2. Did you cry when Ari died?
I was extremely close to it, but no.
3. Do you think Fang is hot?
I guess so, but he's Max's and she would kill me if I said yes.
4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
Air-ee
5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?
Just a little :L
6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?
I smiled uncontrollably, does that count?
7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?
Yeahhhhh :P
8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?
No... but I was angry. And shocked. And I wanted to bitch-slap Fang in the face.
9. Who is your favorite character?
Max and Angel. Max because of her sarcasm and attitude, Angel because... I just do. I hated that she kicked Max out in FANG. Why does JP hate her?
10. Do you like Jeb?
No.
11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Totally.
12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?
Yes. MAX was funnier. Because TFW sucked.
13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?
Just a bit, I mean seriously WHY?
14. Which book is your all time favorite?
Saving the world and other extreme sports.
15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
I don't know and i'm too lazy to look through my iTunes xD
16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?
Hell Yeah! All, the time. x)
17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I have no idea but I don't want it to be Jeb. It would be nice if it was a new character or maybe like, Max II trying to be nice?
18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?
Yes! I can see it now! Max as female lead and guitar, Fang as male lead and guitar, Iggy on drums, Nudge as a back up singer and violin, Gazzy on the piano/keyboard or violin and then Angel on the flute or saxophone.
19. What bugged you the most about TFW?
Brigid and the whole thing with Global warming. I mean WTF?
20. MIGGY or FAX?
FAX! Miggy doesn't stand a chance against all the Fax supporters.
21. EGGY or NIGGY
Ummm I like Eggy but I think she should have a normal life, well as normal as possible with Max as your sister. Plus Nudge and Iggy are both in the flock, therefore they won't be seperated. Besides... Iggy is MINE, All MINE AND NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE HIM! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil!!
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. (LMAO!)
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium.
17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!
18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.
19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
30. The order of power: God, Jesus, Chuck Norris, Max, Fang, Angel, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Total, humans, animals. Brigid, Sam and Lissa don’t make the list. Scientists would be on the list, but then you'd have to turn the list backwards, put scientists in front, and name it "in order of ignorance"
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which is cooler, black or white?
6. Name a person of your same gender.
7. What's your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Which is prettier, lakes of oceans?
10. What is your wish?
Done with that?
Here are the answers:
1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday.
1. YOUR REAL NAME
Ashley
2. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
Black Simon
3. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):
Ann
4. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):
Srugvin
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Black Fanta
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
Marsasvie
7. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
Ruth Brestalou
8. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):
Yellow Giraffe
9. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
Ashizzle (xD)
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across thecountry.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to theirchildren.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile
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