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Copy and Pastes!!!

Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.

If you've ever accidentally run into a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have become obsessed with FanFiction, please copy and paste this on your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.

If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.

IF you have tripped on a chord after someone told you to watch out for it then copy this and paste it on your profile.

Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile

If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.

If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can read this, copy this into your police, and see if others can read it.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft. tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this to your profile

If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you choked, hyperventilated, had your side’s cramp or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Think of what you're doing to children or babies if you get an abortion, how can a mother do this...

If you're against abortion, re-post this onto your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.