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Joined Apr '11

Hello, I'm silverfangirl/HetaliaLoveFreak. I'm a anime fan, i like Hetalia, Fruits Basket, Ouran Highschool host club, and others. My fan characetrs are below

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minute

Copy and paste it to your profile so the bunny A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia can gain world domination

Favorite Quotes

"I'll take a potato chip...and EAT IT"- Light; Death Note

"This could work...friends...Uh, we don't have to kiss do we?" -Germany- "Nope Unless you want to" Italy; Hetalia: Axis Powes

"What the crapola happened here?! And where is my stupid brother!?" -Romano; Hetalia: Paint it White

"Ahahaha! Listen to me and my awesome hero voice, guys! China! I CHOOSE YOU!" -America; Hetalia: Axis Powers

"Oh that's it pretty boy! We're taking this outside!" -Kyo Sohma "We are already outside you stupid cat" -Yuki Sohma; Fruits Basket

Fruits Basket




Tyota(Hedgehog)(Older brother of Shasta)

Shasta(Deer)(Younger sister of Tyota)


Alyssa O. Jones(Alabama)

Flynn L. Jones(Minnesoda)

Gloria Andriamasinavalona (Madagascar)

Jayla (last name still in thought) (Maidsoanie; made up country)

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Lisa Vondaus(1st year)

Lola Vondaus(3rd year)

Sonic the hedgehog

Jayla the German demonechidnahedgehog(Younger twin of Jaydon) (Female)

Jaydon the Italian echidnahedgehog(The older twin of Jayla) (Male)

Rachel the Japanese echidnahedgehog(younger sister to Jayla and Jaydon)

Jaylise the Korean Witch-Cat(Female)

Many others that will not be listed yet.


Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) America
2) South Korea
3) France
4) England
5) Russia
6) Italy
7) Germany
8) Spain
9) Romano
10) Prussia
11) Canada
12) Hungary

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Russia X Prussia...Yes..Yes I have..

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Well, I wouldn't put it as 'hot' but would 'Sexy' work?

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Oh wow..So Italy was powerful enough to envade America...Another State

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Germany X South Korea? Depends...Probablly XD

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
England X Spain or England X Romano? So shoot...EEh...BOTH

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Germany was all like "How did I get involved in this?" And so France and Spain told him that he ran into a tree and they went off to have a little fun.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
"Don't you want to try it? Come onnn! It's better than pasta" The Korean said as he smiled at the Italian, who was eating his pasta happily. "Oh, I'm fine, pasta should be better than that! Pasta is better than kimchi!!"

Smiles* Lets see how that may turn out

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
England X Prussia...I can't see that...Not at all..

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
America X Russia...

After the cold war...

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
Well, it's FRANCE...I think you will find out if you got creative on Frannada (France X Canada)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Germany Het? Not sure...I must search this soon.. Romano Slash...What are these?

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
Romano...Hm...I must think...*thinks, is about to be bugged* SHUT UP! I'm THINKIING!! *Many days later* Got it! Bad Romance!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
South Korea X France X Italy...


15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

"Do you want this churro, because you'll have to come and get it, senor" Spain then runs off
" Kol Kol Kol Kol Kol..."

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Prussia and Spain? Sure, as soon as I find out what a drabble is..

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
What would happen if Germany walked in on South Korea and Hungary...

Germany: Hungary..Austria wants me to tell you *opens a door* tha-
Hungary: Hello? South Korea's to Base Camp?
South Korea: *is ready to grope*

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Oh gosh..England you..you...You just want to de-flower America don't ya?

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I think my friend has read a Germany Slash...

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I think my friend has read a France Het...

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Oh godness, my best friend draws Canada!

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
South Korea X England X Russia? Never see that in my life...

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Hmm...A week ago...

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
Italys? His E-Zone man...The E-Zone!!

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Canada and Romano...Lets say drunks!

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
No matter how much France argues...Germany will always be on top!

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

America and Romano are in a happy relationship untill Romano suddenly runs off with England. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Canada and a brief unhappy affair with Hungary, then follows the wise advise of Russia and finds true love with South Korea... The tittle would be... So much a American can handle...

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Germany X Spain...Eh...So-and-So

New questions!

1) Holy Roman Empire
2) Chibitalia
3) America
4) Ancient Rome
5) Germania
6) Japan
7) Canada
8) Germany
9) Belarus
10) Prussia
11) Lativa
12) China

1) What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?

China and HRE?? China is so old to him...China you pedo!

2) If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?

Between Japan and America, America would totally top that!

3) 2 and 10: crack or canon?

Chibitalia and Prussia...It needs to be a Canon..

4) Is 4 het or slash better?

Hm...Most of the time Het.

5) Have you ever read a fanfiction about 5 and 11?

I want to now.. Germania X Lativa...Oh yes..More Yaoi

6) Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!

Why is Japan afraid of Canada? Because Canada is after Germany and Belarus!

7) If 8 was to cosplay, who would they be?

Germany? Cosplay? Haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, I would force him to be Kyo Sohma

8) How many beers would 1 have to chug, to have a go at 12?

HRE would have to chug 4,000 to have a go at China, unless he was so adorable to him...But still 4,000

9) Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or better with 2?

Would America make a good couple with Japan? Or better with Chibitalia? Japan

10) 6 and 7 go on a fishing trip. Would they end up getting "distracted" halfway through?

Japan and Canada go on a fishing trip. Well, Japan would be looking for Canada the whole time...

11) Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.

Prussia X Chibitalia...A shoot! What film??!! Wait I know! The little mermaid!

12) If 3 and 11 are doing S&M, who's the sadist?

America and Lativa...I might go with America...no..wait..Lativa..No...I have no idea

13) Pick a song for a 7/12 fic.

Who says;Selena Gomez

14) Is there any evidence for 4/2?

Ancient Rome X Chibitalia...Yus...There shall be evidence...

15) How hot would 7/3 be?


16) If 7 walked in on 2 and 8, what would their reaction be?

If Canada walked in on Chibtalia and Germany? Oh gosh...I have been waiting for this day..

Canada was walking in Germany's house, he was told America was around here, and was also told to go get him. He soon arrived at Germany's room and was about to here this door. "I..I feel so renascence" Is that Chibitalia? That's when Canada then quickly ran off and soon found his brother and ran off dragging him with him. XD

17) What's 1's secret kink?

That coat of his...

18) How about 6?

I dunno..That camra of his...Mount Fugii..

19) Or perhaps 10?

His Awesomeness

20) What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?

The Germans and the American love.

21) How about 2/4/6?

Grandpa Rome teaches Chibitalia and Japan about making love

22) Or even 7/8/9?

Training is important

23) 1 has a relationship with 6, but 1 secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and dumps 1 to go after 3, who's with 11. 11 is with 10, however, and is cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, cheats on 7, who, in turn, cheats on 4. 1 goes after 2, who just broke up with 5, and is now after 9. 1 gives up on 2 and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

HRE has a relationship with Japan, but HRE secretly wants Chibitalia. Japan knows this, and dumps HRE to go after America, who's with Lativa. Lativa is with Prussia, however, and is cheating on Lativa with Germant. Germany finds out, cheats on Canada, who, in turn, cheats on Ancient Rome. HRE goes after Chibitalia, who just broke up with Germania, and is now after Belarus. HRE gives up on Chibitalia and ends up with China, while Japan finally ends up with America.

24) Title a 6/7 western fic.

Japan and Canada...Yeah...I might see that...might not

The Canadain Cowboy

25) If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?

Oh gosh...Wait..Isn't HRE pretty much Germany? Isn't that Self-cest?

26) If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?

Poor Chibitalia...Has became a victim of Belarus...I would was say Belarus

27) What if it was 3 and 9?

America, no matter what Belarus does, he can top it

28) 4 and 9?


29) Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?

I think I have...

30) Or 2 het?

Hm...Yes, me and many others

31) Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.

Germania looked as the female Belarusian, he didn't look pleased with the girl who had tried to attack him with all of her daggers, she gave off a unpleased look as well. "You know, all you are is a little girl, right?" He said, making Belarus a unhappy person, as she pulled out more daggers.
Fail yes I know

32) Write a summary for a 2/9/7 fanfic.

Chibitalia X Belarus X Canada

Belarus has stopped her obession over her big brother Russia and everything was fine intill she foun a new obession, or shall I say, two new obessions. When she kidnaps both Chibitalia and Canada, what will she do? Will she force them to marry her?

33) Quick! 3 and 7 are cosplaying! What as?

America as Hikaru from Ouran HSHC and Canada as Kaoru for Ouran HSHC

34) Have you ever seen a fanart of 11 and 12?

Nope never seen a Lativa X China photo ever in my life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH YAOI so I MUST be perverted.(sadly, 'tis true)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so, I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm SWISS, so I must be RICH and ARROGANT.
I'm AMERICAN so I must be slopp, eat burgers, and curse for a living.

If you are a die-hard Hetalia fan paste this on your profile and bold the ones that apply to you:

You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when:

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps.

2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together.

3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.

4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots.

5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies).

6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.

7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.

8. World War II starts sounding romantic.

9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.

10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.

11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.

12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.

13. You shudder squeal every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.

14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.

15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "PruCan" "Giripan"means.

16. You end every sentence with "aru".

17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.

18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.

19. You want Prussia back on the map. (He's on there if you believe!)

20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.

21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.

22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.

23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.

24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80 billion times.

25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.

26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.

27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)

28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.

28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.

29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a yaoi fangirl, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. (Very tempting...)

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile


If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you watch show that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love random things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are reading this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're weird, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this if you've ever used the term 'like a boss'.

Copy and paste this if instead of using the term, 'like a boss,' you've changed it to 'like a Spain'.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If your lifelong dream is to have a German Sparkle Party with Prussia and Germany, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've watched every Hetalia episode whether it was in Japanese or English, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you become hostile and defensive when someone makes fun of your favorite country, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you dig Greece's sexy cat ears like Japan, copy and paste this onto our profile.

If you ever read something really funny in a book and laughed really loud while other people looked at you weird, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe tomatoes are a fruit, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to become one with Russia, copy and paste this onto your profile, da?

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you actually read other people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Lyrics to The Stereotype Song :

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

I love those fat Americans. You know they’re so obnoxious.
They’re always eating burgers. They’re always holding shotguns.
And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
They all got 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on.
Uh huh. ‘Cause that’s the way they role.
You’ve got to go big like an Israeli nose.
If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy, they’re
Out of control like a Chinese driver.

I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels.
I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they’re cool, but
They’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya. (yah, man)
And I love them Puerto Ricans,
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
I’m just joking. If you didn’t know then
You’re a little slow and you’re probably from Poland.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should Dance
to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
And we should
Dance to these stereotypes.

Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck Australians,
And the crooked teeth of an English dude
Or those creepy Italians who think they’re smooth.
And how could anyone hate the French.
Yeah, I know their hairy women don’t shave their pits.
Brazilian girls is what you want,
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.

I love Africans, but hold up a second.
National Geographic says they’re all butt-naked.
Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
They’ve disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
Uh oh! They’re all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
They’re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
Then your brain is small like a Korean’s penis.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance
to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should

I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a uni-brow on an Indian girl,
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes.

Yeah, Ha, ha, I’m just playing, you know I love you guys, but seriously don’t hump any sheep!

Song by your favorite martian.

!Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like?!

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
(x) You're very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
(X) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
(x) You're a good artist

(x)You can be clumsy
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
(x) You would surrender in a war situation


South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

(x) You love tomatoes
(x) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
() You tend to get irritated easily
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
() You hate French people
(x) You rely on people too much
(x) You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning


Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
(x) You like to walk your dog.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed.
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
()You work very hard, too hard...
(x) Your alone time is your "happy time"
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice


Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature
()You think everything over before saying it.
(x) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(x) You isolated yourself during childhood
(x) You became very successful in a short amount of time
(x) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(x) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(x) You need time to adjust to new people


The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

(x) You love hamburgers
(x) You think you're awesome
() You love to invent things
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
(x)You can seem to be very brash to other people
() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
(x) You're terrified of ghosts
(x) You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(x) You wear glasses


The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

(x) You like tea (With extra sugar XD )

() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical
(x) Your cooking is awful
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(x) You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily (Too young)
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
() You're good at embroidery


France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(x) You're very affectionate
(x) You think you have a great fashion sense (When I was told I really don't . )
() You like wine
(x) You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

(x) You love red roses
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(x) You're very proud of yourself
(x) You love culture and the arts
() You're very flamboyant
() You say you're a gourmet


Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
(x) You're very tall
(x) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(x) You love sunflowers
()You love vodka
(x) You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong
() You have a big nose


Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people
() You look younger than you actually are
() You love hockey
(x) You love polar bears
(x) You hate fighting (Yet, I always incourge people to get into them)
(x)You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(x) You often get mistaken for someone else
(x) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you


Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan

(x) You're very loyal
(x) You're very good at tactics
() You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
(x) You can avoid marriages quite well (or relationships in general)
(x) You're not always taken seriously
()You like drinking
(x) You want to become stronger


China (Wang Yao)

() You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
() You're very religious
(x) You love pandas
(x) You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
() You love Hello Kitty
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(x) You work hard
(x) You're good at drawing (Depends on what I'm drawing)
(x) You like sweets


Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(x) You are very well-raised
() You're polite
(x) You love classical music
(x) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
() You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons.' (Nope, only *asses
(x) You wear glasses


Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(x) You have a potty-mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
() You used to be a very tough kid
(x) You're very reliable

(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(x) You're very faithful
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(x) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.



() You smoke

() You're very physically strong
() You've won a lot of fist-fights
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
() You like hot weather
() You can be very friendly from time to time
() You look very tough on the outside
() You make a very nice role-model
() You don't let people get a word in edgewise


Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

(x) You're very loyal
(x) You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
() You're very serious
() You have a lot of patience
(x) You think too much about philosophical stuff
(x) You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
(x) You're not very confident
() You were quite rebellious as a child
(x) You tend to let people walk all over you
(x) You're a born worrier


Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

() You're very flamboyant
(x) You're quite hyperactive
(x) You can be quite goofy
(x) When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix

(x) You're very wary of strangers

(x) It takes you ages to come out of your shell...

(x) However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty

(x) You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
() You love pansies and corn-poppies
(x) You get up to lots of crazy antics


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