Edward and Bella, sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
First comes love, then comes marriage,
Suddenly, a rather tragic devastating miscarriage.

Bella's depressed, and Edward's quite angry.
He starts cheating with Rosalie.
Bella decides to sue his ass,
Lawyers and bills pour in en masse.

Rosalie leaves him, and Edward's quite lonely,
In an empty house with the alimony pony.
He decides it's Jasper that he'd rather see.
Well, what d'you expect? It's D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

I can Kill you,

But I cant,

Even in the past, through all the pain,

You say sorry,

I know it’s a lie,

But I always forgive you,

Tell me why I do that.

See, right know,

Your causing me pain.

Even if your not here, your still attached to me in some small way.

Every slash, every hit,

Every crimson drop I see;

You like the pain you conflict,

But have you ever wondered what I feel?

I see something, its trying to take control of me,

I am fighting it,

Then I see your bloody grin,

You say something, that will haunt me for an eternity,

“I am sorry”

I know it’s a lie, a goddamn lie, but then it escapes

“I forgive you”

Why I did, I don’t know,

But, I know our whole love life,

With you was a big mistake

Every kiss, every heated moment, every smile and all,

It meant nothing to you,

Then it consumes me;

I don’t see light,

All I see is a sea of darkness.