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Two For One »
Harry thinks to himself; why not? So he picks up a little Tom Riddle and tries to indoctrinate the boy into following a Gryffindor approved set of morals. He grabs Gellert Grindelwald too because if he screws up with one, he still has another try. (Poor Harry never does stand a chance.)Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 64, words: 79k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/2/2023 published: 2/26/2017, Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G., Death
248James Potter and the oh sh-t is that Voldemort »
James Potter is in his fifth year at Hogwarts when he's kidnapped by a time travelling Sirius who just fell out of the veil. And then his adorable son arrives. Also Voldemort is still a thing. (James is an optimist though so…things could probably be worse?)Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 65, words: 96k+, favs: 298, follows: 335, updated: 2/25/2023 published: 9/7/2021, Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
17I'm sippin' tea in yo hood »
Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald are newly graduated and taking a quick tour of Hogwarts together during the summer when they stumble into a head prefect Tom Riddle. The sixth-year Marauders run past, desperately chasing after an escaped Moony who thinks this is a game and wants to play. Post-War Harry Potter watches all of this happen in swiftly mounting horror.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 14k+, favs: 90, follows: 94, updated: 1/26/2023 published: 5/30/2022, Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Marauders
44 Kacchan's Cult »
Pro Hero Ground Zero is attacked, originally meant to be de-aged out of existence by a desperate villain but is instead launched into his 14-year-old self. But Katsuki is a fucking pro so whatever, time to fuck up someone's day. And sure, maybe he's only one man, but that's why he conscripts the entirety of the UA student body into tearing down some criminal empires.My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, T, English, Humor, chapters: 14, words: 17k+, favs: 161, follows: 140, updated: 8/31/2022 published: 7/21/2021, Izuku M., Katsuki B., Shouto T.
9 rollin' in the deeeeeeeep »
Sirens eat Merfolk - except Harry is a super cute Mer baby and his dad isn't so bad either and really, Remus, I can explain how this happened. (Remus floats in place with his arms crossed, staring Sirius down as the other Siren sheepishly lowers an unconscious James into their nest.)Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 61, follows: 59, updated: 6/26/2022 published: 5/29/2022, Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
37 Out here like trauma who? »
Kakashi is six and lost behind enemy lines with a make-shift team of other chunin, desperate enough to try and summon his dad's ninken. Kakashi summons ANBU Hound instead.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 196, follows: 158, updated: 6/17/2022 published: 4/29/2022, Kakashi H., Obito U.
311A Brief Foray »
A bunch of crossovers. Ch 21 (Otome AU): Tsuna gets stuck in an otome game except he's a genre savvy hardcore gamer. Reborn is sceptical Tsuna will last the week.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 21, words: 54k+, favs: 821, follows: 753, updated: 5/2/2022 published: 12/20/2016, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
15 Gaslighting the Necronomicon »
Reborn 'finds' a book that summons creatures from beyond the dimensional fold. The Arcobaleno show up. Reborn doesn't put the pieces together.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 118, follows: 80, updated: 4/13/2022 published: 3/12/2022, Reborn, Arcobaleno
242 Recourse »
Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 8k+, favs: 793, follows: 626, updated: 4/6/2022 published: 5/29/2017, Kakashi H., Orochimaru, Sakumo H., Team Seven
23 Temporary »
Kushina is nine months pregnant when she turns to Kakashi with a scroll. "Just in case," she tells him easily. "Worst case scenario, it's still just temporary. You'll hold the fox for a day -twenty-four hours at the most- and then when I'm good to go again we swap back." (but Kushina dies, doesn't she)Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 173, follows: 146, updated: 4/2/2022 published: 3/9/2022, Kakashi H., Minato N.
30 Odd Cravings »
When Harry asks to go back in time, Death stipulates that he has no influence over bringing life – Harry has to come into the world the way everyone does. "Ow," James wheezes, hand coming up to his stomach. "Did someone just sucker punch me in the kidney? What was that?" [tl;dr Death goes full Zeus and the Marauders are pretty sure James is being possessed]Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 163, follows: 118, updated: 2/17/2022 published: 2/2/2022, [Sirius B., Remus L., James P.]
570Vongola Style »
(A series of unrelated stories.) Ch 35: Reborn gets too deep into a joke and now everyone thinks Fon is dead when he's actually just chilling at Reborn's apartment. In true Reborn fashion he goes the extra mile and uses one of Verde's machines to ask his future self how he solved the problem.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, T, English, Humor, chapters: 36, words: 58k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 959, updated: 1/5/2022 published: 4/14/2015, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
50 The Tortoise and The Hare »
Harry goes back in time to raise a young Tom Riddle - except Voldemort gets there first. (Tom is left in the dubious care of two not-fathers who occasionally try to kill each other.)Harry Potter, K+, English, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 346, follows: 232, updated: 12/27/2021 published: 5/4/2021, Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
36 That is the stupidest-
Sirius falls into the veil and James is the one to shove him back out. The Marauders then steal away Harry, half-heartedly recruit an irritated Snape and attempt to defeat Voldemort with absolutely no plan at hand but that's how they usually roll so it should be fine.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 215, follows: 93, 12/7/2021, Harry P., James P., Severus S., Marauders
72 Strays »
Naruto finds a dog door installed in a quiet, clean apartment, for the village's stray dogs. The flap is pretty big, and as it turns out, children can also fit inside. Rookie 9 are friends long before they are team mates.Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 468, follows: 315, updated: 10/26/2021 published: 3/4/2021, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
102For A Given Value Of Love »
Chapter 15 (18R): Kyouya gets mistaken for Fon a surprising amount and Reborn accidentally keeps assaulting him. Kyouya ends up just cutting his hair. [[6918, 18R, 718, F18, S18, 18100, 18X, 27R, FR, RS, LR, poly!Arco]]Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, M, English, Romance & Tragedy, chapters: 15, words: 13k+, favs: 235, follows: 200, updated: 10/26/2021 published: 9/30/2016, [Reborn, K. Hibari]
970Beginnings And Middles But No Ends In Sight »
A compilation of the various chaotic missions that the Arcobaleno take on - as well as the many dumb things they throw themselves into even without being paid for it. (Yes, Reborn did try to kill everyone he now hangs out with.)Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 100, words: 117k+, favs: 703, follows: 607, updated: 9/4/2021 published: 4/1/2017, Reborn, Adult Reborn, Arcobaleno
190 Heroes (and other such morbid jokes) »
Kakashi gets thrown back in time with a make-shift team to fix the mess with Kaguya before it even begins. Now in a body too small and watching his dad collect supplies for that disastrous mission, well…he doesn't hesitate to push a Raikiri straight through his dad's stomach. (Missing-nin Kakashi with brutal efficiency 'cause he's got no time for your bullshit.)Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 38, words: 49k+, favs: 398, follows: 360, updated: 7/21/2021 published: 5/3/2020, Kakashi H.
20 cruisin' through the apocalypse with my hitman »
A month after Tsuna is accosted by a handsome man in a suit claiming to be his new 'home tutor', the zombie pandemic finally hits Japan. And, really, nothing much changes.Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 148, follows: 106, updated: 7/15/2021 published: 7/5/2021, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
8 Nest
The Arcobaleno are stuck in a snowstorm when Verde goes into rut. Reborn is out of suppressants, no one else knows there's even a problem yet, and it's going to be super awkward when Skull tells them he's not actually an omega. (SFW, just dumb Arcobaleno antics and some mention of sex.)Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 101, follows: 45, 6/29/2021, [Arcobaleno, Reborn]