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Connections »
Jimmy ended up on the streets of Brockton Bay, a city filled with parahuman gangs, after the death of his parents, but it beat ending up in the system as far as he was concerned. Now all he had to do was keep himself clothed, fed, and pass his GED when he turned 18. Piece of cake, right?Book X-overs & Worm, M, English, chapters: 7, words: 18k+, favs: 819, follows: 867, updated: 5/11 published: 1/20/2020
577 Warranty Void if Soul is Broken »
If someone offers you a contract that grants you everything you've ever wanted... read the fine print before signing. Self Induldgent story aka SI.Cartoon X-overs & Misc. Cartoons, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 64k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/9 published: 12/2/2021, OC
69 The Purple Stuff »
Mineta almost dies after taking one of Denki's lightning bolts to the brain, but when he awakens he also awakens memories of a different life. A life as... a very short, very perverted old man... Okay, not that different a life.Ranma & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 6, words: 16k+, favs: 680, follows: 655, updated: 5/6 published: 4/28, Happosai, Minoru M.
134 Copyright Infringement »
Johnathan and Xander burgled all the Coach's files and equipment on the swim team's transformation to make sure there wouldn't be anything fishy in their future, but what Johnathan does with the project's gear and a couple of blood samples...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 966, updated: 5/2 published: 8/4/2010, Xander H., Sarah C.
765And Now Yet Again Still Even More New Fragments »
And now we have nine collections of my random thoughts... I probably should have numbered these but it's too late now!X-overs, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 29k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/29 published: 5/29/2024
3k+ With Sprinkles »
Instant death or being granted a wish by a certain demon lord, decisions, decisions, decisions. Xander Harris makes an incautious wish and now has to deal with the consequences. Not exactly the road trip he was planning on taking, but there certainly is a lot of sights to see.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Anime X-overs, T, English, Supernatural & Adventure, chapters: 57, words: 165k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/26 published: 4/13/2017, Xander H.
472Priorities »
The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 41k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/27 published: 5/20/2018, Xander H., Dawn S., Harmony K.
480 Mirror, Mirror »
YAHF Xander gets a free costume from Ethan, but on reflection while it cost quite a bit, it was definitely worth it.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 13, words: 32k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/16 published: 3/21/2014, Xander H.
745 Harry Potter and the Egger Route »
The Dursleys leave Harry in his cupboard, but will he be there when they get home? Well... no, otherwise we wouldn't have a story. Harry Potter changes genres from Juvenile Fantasy to Space Opera!Harry Potter & Witches of Karres, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 26, words: 70k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/12 published: 10/17/2020, Harry P.
101Gravity Falls - Shorts! »
A series of random one shots set in the world of the Falls.Gravity Falls, T, English, Humor, chapters: 17, words: 17k+, favs: 266, follows: 219, updated: 3/12 published: 5/28/2014
1k+ Colors and Capes »
Xander in DC played for laughs. You've never seen crack like this before!Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Batman, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 16, words: 41k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/7 published: 5/20/2010, Xander H.
236 Latch Key Kids »
Someone must guard the Key, but why look for a new guardian when the old one is still in the area?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Teen Titans, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 11k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/3 published: 3/11/2014, Beast Boy
664 I Still Say it Looks like a Nail »
Xander takes a little time off to let his wounds heal after the Olaf incident. His mother's estranged brother's place should be quiet enough to give him the time to heal, after all how exciting could working in deep space telemetry be?Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, chapters: 12, words: 30k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/1 published: 5/20/2010, Xander H.
790 On the back of the turtle »
Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & DC Superheroes, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 26k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/28 published: 4/10/2014
2k+ Aegis »
When the spell hiding Sunnydale breaks, it's not just the outside world that is surprised. Xander's roadtrip is certainly going to be quite different now that he's discovered he lives in a world filled with more than just gods and demons, it also has... superheroes!DC Superheroes & Buffy X-overs, T, English, Supernatural, chapters: 55, words: 155k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 2/25 published: 12/18/2023
147 Ensign America »
Captain America spent over half a century encased in ice... Xander spent about five years, but they both have several things in common, including the people who have revived them. Will our favorite Zeppo find his place in this new world?Marvel & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/20/2024 published: 11/14/2024, Xander H., S. Rogers/Captain America, C. Barton/Hawkeye, N. Romanov/Black Widow
820 Corporate Holidays »
Is this the reverse of an SI? Instead of using the author as the main character of a Jumpchain or CYOA I am inserting an actual character from a TV show. Xander Harris finds himself heavily in debt to a multiuniversal company, but the laundry list of powers and harem should make it all worth while.X-overs & Buffy X-overs, T, English, Humor, chapters: 18, words: 60k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 8/26/2024 published: 8/13/2023
494 Foxy Lady »
Willow helps a new student, Anya attempt to recover a family relic, but having lots of power and little control summons a version of herself she never dreamed existed from a parallel universe and she doesn't come alone.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Pokémon, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 16, words: 45k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/4/2024 published: 12/6/2018
1k+ Sons and Daughters of Sineya »
Buffy and Willow followed Xander through a wardrobe into a world of magic and wonder, the only thing it lacked was warm water.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Chronicles of Narnia, M, English, Supernatural & Fantasy, chapters: 28, words: 83k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/18/2024 published: 5/16/2020, Xander H., Buffy S., Willow R.
355 It's a SIN »
My SI bit it in Marvel and wakes up in a while new world, but can he survive in an anime universe as the main character?Marvel & Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 20k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/27/2024 published: 7/18/2014