Hey world of FanFiction. I've always been a writer, I write anything, whether it's simply a song or a novel. I'm an extremely deep thinker and I always have a ton to say but not everyone wants to listen, so I express most of myself through a pen and ink. I've tried putting my thoughts into pictures but it never comes out the way I imagine it and the picture sucks. Haha, I guess I have more of a way with words. "The writer must write what he has to say, not speak it."- Earnest Hemmingway. I saw that written on a box in Barnes and Noble. I love that store. To hell with Boarders! ah... sorry. Also, I love to PM people so please PM me about anything, whether it be a quote, story idea, book, ect. Also, read my work, I hope you enjoy it! Below is more random stuff about me. Feel free to continue, I encourage you to.
Best Wishes,
B
P.S.
Favorite Books: PJO, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Help
Favorite Movies: The Help, Harry Potter 1-7, Red
Favorite Music: The Offspring, Sara Bareilles, Green Day, Colbie Caillat
Quotes I love!
"Every 60 seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back."
"Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ever, it became a butterfly."
"It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
"Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back. It simply means you are two steps ahead."
"It takes courage to be courageous."
"Remember that something incredibly wonderful is always possible."
"Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between that makes it all worth living."
"Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale."
"When the world turns upside down, it's nice to have someone upside down with you :)."
"Everything happens for a reason."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."- Albert Einstein
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain."
"Sometimes I ride to forget, but I never forget to ride."
"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing."
"Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings."
"Turn that ipod way up loud and block out the world like nothing is wrong."
"Be who you are and say how you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss
"To ride a horse is to ride the sky."
"Love is like a butterfly: It goes where it pleases and pleases wherever it goes."
"Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it."
"Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself."
"No matter what happens in life be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind."- Taylor Swift
"Lies have speed but truth has endurance."
"Dream big dreams because little dreams have no magic."
"Never tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and they will amaze you with their ingenuity."
"There comes a times in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. After all, life is too short to be anything but happy."
"Home is not where you live but where they understand you."
"There is an unseen world that dreams us; it knows our true destiny. We can trust ourselves more than we realize, and we need have no fear of change." John O'Donohue
"Trust is like a paper. Once it's wrinkled it can never be perfect again."
"Seven days without laughter makes one weak."- Mort Walker
"Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it."
"The best kind of friend is the one you can sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had."
Funny Quotes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the cops do."
"And sometimes you make me so mad I just want to throw myself into on-going traffic; then I realize I'd probably kill myself trying to save you."
"Hug a tree. They have less issues than people."
"When i was five years old my mom always told me happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life."
"Why are you talking while I'm teaching? Why are you teaching during my conversation?"
"If you want your dreams to come true then freakin screw sleep."
"Keep smiling- It makes people wonder what you've been up to."
"Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia!"
"Honey... don't tell me I'm crazy.. I accomplished that before you could even say nutcase."
"Welcome to a perfect world where being just you is never enough." (isn't it horrible of what the world has come to?!)
"A kitty wearing glasses: If you're over 40 you'll see it as John Lennon. If you're under 40 you'll see the kitty as Harry Potter. (It all depends on who set the glasses trend in your time of living :))."
"Strike a pose and act like your famous!"
"When life gives you skittles, throw them at people and scream 'Taste the freakin' rainbow!!!!!!!!'"
"if at first you don't succeed, get rid of all the evidence of your failure."
"tell the truth and run"
"People that don't know me think I'm quite. People that do wish I was."
"They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out."
"Silence is golden... duct tape is silver."
"Someday I wanna meet Taylor Lautner in front of a bunch of screaming Twilight fans and shout 'Oh My Freaking Gosh, it's Sharkboy!!!!'"
"I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as me."
"It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up."
"Some people are like slinkies. They dot have a purpose but they bring a smile to your face when they go down the stairs."
"Never go to bed angry: stay awake and plot your revenge"
"Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening or bad."
"Some people blame our generation. But have they ever stopped to think who raised us?"
"Would you like a side of epic with that fail?"
"Drink coffee! Do dumb things faster with more energy!"
"In case of emergency run like hell"
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
"I'm here. What are your other 2 wishes?"
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.
It takes fourty-seven muscles to frown, seventeen to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you always stop to smell the roses, sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
I have ADOL - Attention Deficit Oh Look!
Whatever you do, follow your heart - just take your brain with you!
Big girls don't cry - we get even.
You can fall from a tree, and you can fall from a cliff, but the best way to fall, is to fall in love.
If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk!
Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening, and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.
If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you? No, I would step onto a pile of bodies.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. (:
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
You say I've lost my sanity. But you can't lose what you never had.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
They say the truth sets you free, then how come every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged.
If you are reading this, then step one of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
I used up all of my sick days... so I'm calling in dead.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either
Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
"It's always the last place you look..." Of course it is; why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What?! You, too? Thought I was the only one."
"A day without sunshine is like... you know... night."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those who want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the heck happened."
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Let me call an ambulance.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friend's head.
He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. She Said: You wear pants don't you?
YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO.
I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns... but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling!
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. (And everyone else is inside while I have a heck of a time in the rain.)
Dear Heart, I met a boy today; prepare to shatter.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, Honey - I don't live to please you.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
You can't unscramble eggs.
Restaurant Etiquette:
~When shown to your table, crawl under it and complement the manager for having a sanitary eating space without gum above your head
~When the waiter collects the menus, keep yours as a souvenir
~Ask the people eating at the nearby tables to try your food so you can be sure it's not poisoned
~When you find out you're paying the bill, remind everyone at your table that the restaurant is known for its bread and water
~Play twenty questions with the waiter; he's not allowed to go until he wins
~Make sure to get pictures and autographs from the whole staff. They all need to feel appreciated
~Bring a back-up outfit with you. The person who received an expensive check had blonde hair, not black!
~When leaving, stuff all the mints you can into your pockets. Hey, they're free!
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares
You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
You find yourself praying to Zeus for rain.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive.
You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
You give all your siblings god parents (Green)
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen. (Never)
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy.
You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen.
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians.
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.
You get other people obsessed.
You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.
You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book.
You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o
Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
~You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
~You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.(Four drops for every three cookies)
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future.
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(although i dont have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent,
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy.
You just have to research more about greek mythology.
You want to learn Latin.
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree.
You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them.
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this.
You own every single book.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO.
You've called someone you know a satyr
You've gone to various Mexican restaurants thinking about Grover and have asked to try an enchilada
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The Rules of Hogwarts
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"
14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways (du du du du duu du secret agents)
20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"
25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell
26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"
31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin
32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion
34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts
36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous
37) I will not try to get Harry, Ron, Hermine, Dumbldor, Snape or Voltimor to sing the Harry Potter Puppet Pals song
38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"
39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet
43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice
44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God
Top 10 signs your obsessed with the Internet:
1. You turn off your modem and you get this empty feeling like you just pulled a plug on your loved one
spend half of your plane trip with your laptop on your lap... And your child in the overhead compartment
3. You start using smilies in you snail mail
4. Your cat has it's own homepage
5. You get up at 3a.m. To go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back
6. You decide to stay in college just for another year or two just for the free Internet access
7. You check your email. It says "no new messages". So you check it again.
8. You name your kids Dotcom, Modem and Emoticon
9. You laugh at people with dail-up modems
10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile
Ten ways to annoy people:
1. Name your dog "Dog"
2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting
3. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la"
4. Speak everything in a "robot" voice
5. Wear your pants backwards
6. Ask people what gender they are
7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend
8. Sing along at an opera
9. Mow your lawn with scissors
10. Honk and wave to strangers
According to Greek Mythology:
The first humans were created with 4 arms, legs, eyes and ears and 2 noses and mouths. Afraid of their power, Zeus split them in half, leaving them to find the other half of themselves. These people are called our SOUL MATES.