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Joined Apr '11

OLLO i mean HELLO! my name is narutofreak10 my real name is mariah xP I have brown hair and brown eyes, I come from florida ~yes that state that sounds like flo-rida~, nice place, kinda boring if you dont kno what to do after you look at the sites ,its warm and awsome i love it xD also we do have anime fanatics hear so were not that boring :) I LOVE to read anime and regular books (i know OMG this girl actually reads something with words SCAREY) and watch and read anime in my free time i think its the best, i also love to cosplay:) I have a best friend named annie and i love her. :D my favorite colors are blue and white, and i do classes on karate and jujitsu and play some basketball when i can ( i know doesnt fit into the whole IM A NINJA THING I GOT GOING ON) im working on fanfics but sometimes my mind runs wild (looks to the distance dramaticaly) but I WILL DO MY BEST TO WRITE MORE!. ,OH! im 14 btw xD

Name: narutofreak10 (Duh!) jk mariah's fine (mwahahahaha your not gonna know my last name)=p

Age: 14

Gender: female.

Astrological Sign: Pisces ~fishy,fishy,fishys!~

Random Statment: FEEL MY WRATH OF WATERMELONS ~love the fruit~

Weight: I have no freakin idea.

Height: 5'6 real tall compared to some people :P (cough~ toshiro~ cough)

Languages:English! duhhh...but i also speak Italian and i am working on Japanese ,my sis keeps me on track everywhere i go to speak it :D

Skills: DRAWING! and reading, writing {duh} and i have a natural talent for anything and everything to do with medical =p

Deviantart account : (look for me!!) http:///

Personality: ~Laughs hysterically~ i am really amused quite easily (alot when im around my twin sis). I mostly look kinda lost cuz i am always thinking of something all the time, Shy at first but once you get to know me ill be more open depends if you anoy me or not. I can be very random at times by just reciting something from anime i have watched. Yes i have a twin her name is marina altho she gets pissed if i call her that to much she perferes Rina her account name is redsnow4 she is the most randomest person i know,like shell be dead in a sentence and all the sudden say something completly different to the subject i dunno how im related...(sigh) xD lol. ( i guess i know how byakuya feels around anoying people as in my sister, though i would love to see his face if he meet marina he would be like OMFG IF YOU DONT SHUTUP IM GONNA GO ALL ZARAKI ON YOUR ASS!!) im going to introduce my own personal characters later on so look out for them :P i hate no despise when people talk shit and especially if a person makes fun of another person...i wouldn't do that if i were you. although Rina calls me neji or like byakuya or something allong those lines ,but theres no point in asking her to stop cuz she wont -_- .other than that i love meeting new people and answering questions:p but you have been warned. O.o

Greatest Authors: i love kira michi her stories are awsome :D i also like azumica, jazzcat1231, midnightstormfoxx, toongeek14, The Happy Emo, PyroPinkMonkey12, AshleyP1, Anasih Ikihcuk, Kuso Shroan, SayurixGin, LethalCupcake, RedSnow4, vanillatwilight132941, Bri105, RAWRified, author in the making123,...and there will be more later on more than likely:)

Favorite Anime: BLEACH ,NARUTO,ONEPIECE are my favorites:) along with Tokyo Mew Mew,death note, Shugo Chara, Sailor Moon, Hetalia, Fairy Tail, Rosario Vampire, vampire knight , Fruits Basket , Jem And The Holograms ,Kaichou wa Maid-Sama!, Trigun , Lucky star, D. N Angle, Maburaho, Clannad,Winx Club (Cant help it i grew up wit it),Spirited Away (The anime movie) ((http:///spirited-away-english-dubbed)) (if you want to watch it, its a strange movie but i grew up with it), Ouran High School Host Club , utawarerumono, Avatar The Last Airbender ,Inuyasha, Ikkitousen Dragon Destiny, Queen's blade , Yu-Gi-Oh, Sasami, Digimon, Sagwa (i grew up with this too),Danny Phantom (not realy an anime more like a nick cartoon, theme songs way cool though),Power rangers (yes i know im a dork :P) teen Titans (more like a cartoon network show) Pokemon :) And alot more soon to come. XD

*I would like to add that all the endings with the characters names are mine and i made them up ~thank you~*

Favorite Characters:

Bleach

-Ichigo Kurosaki ~go go hollows~ :3

-TOSHIRO HITSUGAYA! ~ ice ice baby~

-Shigekuni Genryusai Yamamoto ~hahahah~

- Grimmjow Jeagerjaques ~kitty kitty kitty~

-Mayuri Kurotsuchi ~yes mr. creppy clown face~ but hes cool

-Ulquiorra ~Mr. not-so-social~

- Ikkaku Madarame ~lucky,lucky,lucky,lucky~

-Renji Abari ~tattoos, deserve HOTTNESS~

-Nanao Ise ~she should just give up and go to shunsui~ lol jk (girl if you don't want him, i'll have him)

-Hisagi Shuuhei ~YO!!! 69 WAZZUP!!!~

-Juushiro Ukitake ~DADDDDDY!!!!, get it cause he's like a... ugh, never mind~

-Shunsui Kyōraku ~IMA GO PINK~

-Yoruichi Shihouin ~feel the wrath ,kitty style~

-Kisuke Urahara ~Mr. hat n' clogs~

-Hanataro

-Kon ~the perverted lion~

-byakuya kuchki ~Mr. Pride~

-komamura ~foxxy foxxy~

-zaraki kenpachi ~kinda scarey but at least you can ride on his back, YAY~

-Gin ~Mr. creepy fox~ :P

-Yumichika Ayasegawa ~ feather face!!!,acts kinda gay sometimes though, but a good guy friend~

-Rukia Kuchki ~ICHIGO'S MINE jk~ XD

-Yachiru Kusajishi ~CANDY~ idk -_-

-Rangiku Matsumoto ~she has big busts and i can not lie~ :D hehehe (get it? its from a song, uh they have big buts a they can not lie. If you don't know it your a fail) :P

-Retsu Unohana ~HEALING POWER~ whooo

-soifon ~ninja girl~

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

-Naruto Uzumaki ~RAWWR~

-KAKASHI HATAKE! ~ feel the wrath of the mask~ O.o

-Jiraiya ~ him and kon would get along real well~

-Shikamaru Nara ~SHADOWS~ :D

-Kiba Inuzuka ~Mr. sexy~

-Kankuro ~MAKUP DUDE~

-Ino Yamanaka ~Ms. flower arrangements~ what's she gonna do?, kill people with flowers?

-Garaa ~NO BROWS~

-Tamari ~FAN GIRL~

-Yamato/Tenzou ~He should really just pick a name~ -_-

-Killer Bee ~eight tailed~ lol Mr. rap n' stuff :3

-Minato Namikaze ~4th hokage~

-Rock lee ~bushy brow~

-guy sensei ~bushyer brow sensei~

-NEJI HYUGA ~teehee~

-Hinata Hyuga ~hyugas are cool, always gotta have one~ (there like teddy bears, you fall right in love with them) well i did anyways. -_-

-Sakura Haruno ~sasuke can do better~ -_- (dont look at me like that, your all thinking it)

Onepiece

-MONKEY D. LUFFY ~strechy man!!!!~

-Tonny tonny chopper ~Mr. docter doc~

-Nami

-Robin ~LOVE HER~

-RORONOA ZORO ~feel the wrath of the three sword style~

-Usopp

-sanji ~Mr. pervert cook~

-Ace ~Mr. Epic Hotness ~ (Get it? hot, and the fruit he ate... ugh never mind)

I only did those because there are too many characters to write and im lazy...xD

Favorite Parings:

ichigo x hitsugaya ~favorite of bleach~

-renji x ichigo ~HEHE 3rd favorite of bleach~

-renji x hitsugaya

-renji x byakuya ~lol 2nd favorite of bleach~

-Nanao x Shunsui

-shunsui x ukitake

-Kenpachi x OC

-Yoruichi x Kisuke

-toshiro x OC

-byakuya x OC

- luffy x zoro ~2nd favorite of onepiece~

-zoro x sanji ~favorite of onepiece~

-zoro x robin

-naruto x kiba

-shikamaru x kiba

-kankuro x kiba ~favorite of naruto shippuden~

-shikamaru x kankuro

-kakashi x naruto

-kakashi x shikamaru

-kakashi x kankuro

-kakashi x kiba

-yamato x kakashi

-iruka x kakashi


My fav books of all time!!- Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Vladimir tod, and Hunger Games, Marked seires. There's alot more but i just can't name them now cause i have read practically every fantasy book there is. (im totally serious too, i'll be in my schools library and you'll see the library attendant sigh and just watch me while i pick up a book and put it back cause i have already read it, and i'll just roam around for like 20 min in there. and sometimes i pick out a book i have already read and just check out with that or leave with no book with an angry and determined look on my face) :P What can i say im a reader. P.S- if you have any fantasy books that you might think i "haven't" read just message me and i'll be forever grateful. XD


Extra: yes, I am a Bleach addict and a little bit of a yaoi fan. But really my sister is the one who LOVES it. XD

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Rock On!!!


You know you have been on the computer TOO long when.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. (I have never played with real cards XD)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace. (Facebook in my case)
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) And now you’re laughing at your own stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it (You know you did)


'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?''Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.MORAL: Never argue with a woman who 's likely she can also think


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If you could read that put it in your profile!


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

:D


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism


Your gangsta name: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Marizzle (All the gangsters out there are ~jealous~)

Your detective name: (fav color and animal) Sky Blue Dragon (That sounds pretty cool)

Your soap opera name: (middle name and current street name) Ariana Marie Byakuya (Sigh... sadly my sister calls me Byakuya all the time)

Your stars wars name: ( first 3 letters of last name, first 2 letters of first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name) Malmart (hahaha sounds like a computer malfunction... -beep- Malmarut... -beep- Malmarut... -beep- CRASH!!!!!! ~me throwing the computer against the wall~) :D

Your superhero name: (2nd fav color and fav drink) White Dr. Pepper (guy #1: OMG who's gonna save us now?) (guy #2: WAIT HERE COME WHITE DR.PEPPER... WERE SAVED!!!!) That sounded stupid...but funny.

Your witness protection name: (your mom's middle name) Annette (wish it was something cooler-.-) (guy #1: "Miss Annette, this is the witness protection prog-") (Me: " PURPLE CAKE BUTTER ") (Guy #1: "um... ma- ") (Me: ~Hangs up phone~) teehee XD


Everyone on FF has had this problem. FF has decided that you shall not post another chapter for the rest of your life. You can't edit anything, and no matter how many times you mail the stupid code thingie, it keeps happening. No posting for you! You've just gotta sit back and deal with it; FF will fix it at some point in time, right? But once those hours turn into weeks, you get a little annoyed. Not anymore! This recently found quick fix almost always fixes it for you.

Here's a way to post, thanks to Goldbullet:

1. Login and go to 'My Stories' page as usual

2. Click in the story you wish to update

3. The error will come up as usual, with an address like this displayed: login.http://www.fanfiction.net/story/story_edit_property.php?storyid=[series of numbers]

4. While on that page, simply go to your address bar and replace 'property' with 'content'. Change nothing else.

6. Your address bar should now look like this: login.http://www.fanfiction.net/story/story_edit_content.php?storyid=[series of numbers]

7. You should now be able to update your stories normal

I hope this helps you. Please pass it along to others that want to update but can't.


~~~ Copy And Paste~~~

I'm a smart-ass

I'm an extremely sarcastic person

If you learned at least ten Japanese words from anime (thus justifying it to be "educational"), copy and paste this onto your profile and add your penname. haaschiibrownii, author in the making123,narutofreak10,


If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, xAmuIkuto luna sakamoto , narutofreak10,

-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf, finger craker,MegCabotRules, Brown-eyedCullenGirl,slytherinangel01, Sargerogue, Narutofreak10,

I have an unhealthy addiction to threesome relationships.

I have a slight addiction to my computer.

I tend to be perverted.

I love characters who are lazy and procrastonators -cough Shikamaru cough-

i love being hyperactive

i love shiny things

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I AM A KONOHA NINJA!! BELIVE IT!!

Colors- purple, bright orange, lime green,red, black,gold, silver, blue, white


Something to dwell on:

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT

I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

who loves Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions,

who doesn't need a guy to complete her,

and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:

Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, Fragrance-Of-The-Paradox, Animelovingcat, demoncat13, Setsuka510, author in the making123, narutofreak10,


Copy and paste if you have a slight addiction to james patterson and his maximum ride series!

IF you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Copy And Paste if because you watch anime alot You start to pick up Japanese words from your favorite show.

Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me. Unless you throw a dictionary at me, then they do hurt.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you’ve ever stayed up so late reading you decided it wasn’t worth going to bed copy this into your profile.

Copy And Past if You can sing all the openings and endings of your favorite anime in English and Japanese.

Copy and Paste if you wanted to be someone from a show or movie just because they were bad-ass!

Copy and Paste if you have too many copy and pastes, yet you won't do anything about it!

Copy and Paste if you've had breakfast for dinner or vise-versa.

Copy and Paste if you think having different color hair is cool, especially if it's the same color from your favorite anime character!

Copy and Paste if you copy and paste this sentence for no reason...

Copy and Paste if you've actually made up characters for an original or unoriginal story and made them part of society! :D

Copy and Paste if you have a sibling who keep accusing you of being adopted... or vise-versa.

Copy and Paste if you started talking odd or wore something over and over just to have something to be identified by. You know, like Little Red Riding Hood's Hood...

Copy and Paste if you want me (DreamXEscape) to gather 5 friends and go run around the world dressed up as super heroes. ...Okay maybe you don't, but i do!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus) schoolsucks13, Getting-up-for-the-let-down (It hurts more when your two close friends are laughing their lungs out...), UzumakiNasadi(I put a huge gash in my knee and my best friend Bryan laughed like there was no tomorrow),Yaoi lover14706 (My mother put me in heels and I was walking on a bus. narutofreak10 (Try tripping going down the stairs and realise you forgot something and turn around and trip up the stairs)

If you have ever walked into a room and forgot what you were doing, then started walkng away and remembered copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aspire to walk through a drive-through, put this on your profile.

If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

MILK FEELS PAIN!

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

"When did you become crazy?"

"Three months ago, when I woke up and found myself married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. But I love her,"

"I'm gonna turn you into a frog" (Waves hand)
"I'm sure you will," (Soothingly)

"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude,u were in my fireplace yelling 'Diagon Alley'


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you draw your favorite Naruto pairing so may times they start to look like totally different people, and then laugh at it randomly. Crazy is when someone calls you normal and you laugh in their face. Crazy is when you constantly refer to yourself as 'we', but aren't exactly sure why. Crazy is when you make strange noises to make it sound like you're talking in a different language, when really you have no idea what you're saying. Crazy is when you search up any possible picture of your favourite celebrity/important person and paper your walls with them.


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong


A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you whenyou aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will ask you why you are crying. A best friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry.

A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a brdge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass best friends.


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