My Stories 28
8
I Am
I am Ryan Matthew Jamison. I am five years old, gap-toothed, enthused by biochemistry, and my daddy is starting the apocalypse. (Or, how R was destined to save the world.)
Warm Bodies, Isaac Marion, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 10, 5/11/2014
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Transmigration
Sometimes Pythagoras wishes we were a bird, so he could fly away and leave everything behind. Warning: domestic violence.
Atlantis, T, English, Family & Angst, words: 6k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 11/20/2013, Pythagoras
5
Sap
In which Cas finds a 'bleeding' tree and Dean tells him it's just juice. Human!Cas.
Supernatural, K, English, Humor, words: 225, favs: 6, follows: 1, 12/26/2011, Castiel, Dean W.
1
Hey Jude
Dean's first memory is of his mom. Or at least, that's what he tells himself.
Supernatural, K, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 283, favs: 4, follows: 1, 12/26/2011, Dean W., Mary W.
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Snap
In which Dean gives Castiel a present, and lives to regret it. Human!Cas.
Supernatural, K, English, Humor, words: 331, favs: 28, follows: 6, 12/15/2011, Castiel, Dean W.
6
Sneaker
Cas is bored, and Dean gets the brunt of it.
Supernatural, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 339, favs: 22, follows: 2, 11/27/2011, Castiel, Dean W.
12
Six and a Half
Castiel. A vending machine. Midnight. And a six-year-old? "Six and a half," the boy would protest. Confusion ensues.
Supernatural, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 8, 11/24/2011, Sam W., Castiel
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The Boy from Ipanema
Morgan knows he shouldn't laugh, but a high Spencer Reid is certainly amusing.
Criminal Minds, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 318, favs: 27, follows: 5, 11/16/2011, S. Reid, D. Morgan
7Broken
After a raid gone wrong, Reid is left with no memory of who he is. As the memories slowly start to seep back, the team begin to find things out about their fellow agent. Inspired by the 'Memoriam' line: "I don't wanna be here." Warning: child abuse. *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Criminal Minds, T, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 411, favs: 21, follows: 43, 11/13/2011, S. Reid, William R.
7
Amalgamation
Why is there a random woman eating Reid's food? He's going to be annoyed when he gets back from the bathroom.
Dharma & Greg & Criminal Minds, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 877, favs: 34, follows: 4, 11/3/2011, A. Hotchner/Hotch
6
Lassie the Unicorn »
Spencer and Guster are irritating him again, and this time they've got face paints and hallucinogenic drugs. Could today get any worse for a long-suffering detective? Crackfic based on YouTube's "charlie teh unicron".
Psych, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, updated: 10/21/2011 published: 8/6/2011, Carlton L., Shawn S.
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As I Breathe My Last
"I wish you could see me, Rose. Sat in a diner in the USA, scribbling messily on napkins and menus and whatever else I can find." As he prepares himself to face his final execution, the Doctor writes a note to the one he lost. Full summary inside.
Doctor Who, K+, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 136, follows: 13, 10/1/2011, 11th Doctor, Rose T.
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Five Times Connor Didn't Get the Hint »
... and one time Abby made it obvious. Eventual Conby/Cabby. Another story in this series on my profile.
Primeval, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, updated: 10/1/2011 published: 8/30/2011, Abby M., Connor T.
3
Five Times Abby Thought Connor Was Gay
... and one time she realised he wasn't. Eventual Conby/Cabby. Mentions of Connor/Becker. Another story in this series on my profile.
Primeval, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 10/1/2011, Abby M., Connor T.
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Throwing Caution to the Wind
It didn't matter anymore that the king would have him beheaded, or burnt at the pyre, or bombarded with arrows. No, his destiny was Albion. His destiny was Arthur. The only thing that mattered right now was saving the prince. (Truth reveal)
Merlin, K+, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 229, follows: 46, 8/23/2011, Merlin, Arthur
6
Lucky
The nurses say he's lucky to be alive. He doesn't feel lucky. Post TGG.
Sherlock, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 5, 8/15/2011, John W.
21Detectives with Hats »
What will happen when Sherlock finally snaps and begins randomly killing people? Based on YouTube's 'Llamas with Hats'; most of dialogue comes from there. (Cracktastic)
Sherlock, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, updated: 8/8/2011 published: 8/7/2011, Sherlock H., John W.
26Ten Times Ten »
Drabbles: Introduction, Love, Light, Dark, Past. *HIATUS*
Skulduggery Pleasant series, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 8/7/2011 published: 7/28/2011, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Fletcher R., China S.
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Bowie and Jovi »
In which we attempt a songfic challenge and are ashamed of our taste of music. Drabbles!
Skulduggery Pleasant series, K, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 7/15/2011 published: 7/14/2011, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
29Loving the Enemy
An unhealthy obsession. Valguine. *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Skulduggery Pleasant series, T, English, Romance, words: 947, favs: 13, follows: 19, 7/15/2011, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., B-R. Sanguine