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Shades of Grey »
It all starts with a simple post-coital question: "So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?" As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough. Trans!Dave-verse. Davekat, eventual johndavekat, sex.Homestuck, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 15k+, favs: 43, follows: 40, updated: 10/20/2014 published: 1/12/2014, [John E., Karkat V., Dave S.]
3 The Best Kind of Symphony
Rose adores everything about her lover, from her hair to her breasts to her legs to her feet and everything in between. But most of all she loves her for her. Jade/Rose Fluffsmut written for Shareq/imayhavebeenborn on tumblrHomestuck, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 3, 4/6/2014, [Rose L., Jade H.]
5 Light of My Life
Karkat just wants to have sex. John wants to take the time to show him how much he loves him. After all, Karkat might just enjoy it. sex, xeno, body worship, light bondage and mention of other BDSM-type things, mild self-esteem issues.Homestuck, M, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 37, follows: 12, 1/5/2014, [John E., Karkat V.]
6 Just the Way You Like it
Dave's boyfriends might be shitty furniture, but they're both pretty damn good at being doms, even if in different ways. Written for anon on tumblr. Johndavekat, trans!dave, light bondage, m for sex.Homestuck, M, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 27, follows: 8, 12/29/2013, [Dave S., Karkat V., John E.]
6 Good Boy
I love him more than anything. But some days I don't need a lover. Some days I just want him to be my Master. I want to be good for him. M. Sex, petplay, xeno, D/s themes.Homestuck, M, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 37, follows: 9, 12/18/2013, [John E., Karkat V.]
6 Misapprehension
After all this time it's hard to tell if they really understand each other. Maybe it would help if they understood themselves better. Davekat. M, sex, trans!character, xeno.Homestuck, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 28, follows: 9, 12/6/2013, [Karkat V., Dave S.]
5 Beloved Kismesis
I wrap my hand around his throat. I've had enough of his speeches for a million fucking lifetimes. My grip's not hard enough to keep him from breathing, not hard enough to hurt, but it quiets him. He might be bigger, he might be older, but tonight I'm going to dominate.Homestuck, M, English, Romance, words: 935, favs: 28, follows: 7, 11/17/2013, [Karkat V., Kankri V.]
1Three's a Crowd
John is really enjoying his and Karkat's relationship. Everything's going almost sickeningly perfect. And then to make it even better, Dave's transferring to their school and moving in with them! But, um, if they could quit talking so much about the three years they spent on the meteor without John, that would be great. Really, really great. ...Guys? (Game Breakers AU)Homestuck, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 14, 11/10/2013, [John E., Karkat V.] Dave S.
9 Like one of Your Stupid Movies
It's date night, and for the first time John is nervous. Like really nervous. Karkat's romantic, he's used to seeing everything choreographed and perfect. But life isn't perfect. /They're/ not perfect. And sometimes that's okay. M, fluff, smut, xenophilia, tentabulge, all that good stuff.Homestuck, M, English, Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 63, follows: 17, 11/3/2013, [John E., Karkat V.]
4 Ceaseless Silence
The Mad One has been living alone in a cave for centuries with only the voices in his head to keep him company. Then one day a troll appears that makes them go away. He decides he'll do anything to stay with his redblood, but when there's such a huge difference in lifespans, drastic measures have to be taken. Ancestor Alpha Trolls. M for death and violence. Spoilers.Homestuck, M, English, Horror & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 20, follows: 3, 10/27/2013, [Gamzee M., Karkat V.]
4 Ace of Hearts
Life on Earth is going smoothly for John and Karkat. But then Karkat decides to push the boundaries of their relationship a little and John learns a little something about himself. Written for asexual awareness week. M for non-explicit self harm and possible accidental dubcon (see notes for details). Sequel to The Long Way Home (but it makes sense even if you haven't read it)Homestuck, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 20, follows: 4, 10/20/2013, [Karkat V., John E.]
3 A Quiet Moment
John and Karkat finally get the chance to talk face to face on LOFAF, and just maybe Karkat won't blow everything for once. Prequel to my Game Breakers series, but makes sense without reading it. Johnkat pale romance.Homestuck, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 5, 10/18/2013, John E., Karkat V.
3 Pieces
Back on Earth, Karkat and John try to get re-accustomed to human life. The only problem is that Karkat's still insecure, John is still an idiot, and life wasn't perfect before to begin with. Okay, that's a lot of problems. But it'll all work out. ...Right? Direct sequel to The Long Way Home. Past self-harmHomestuck, M, English, Friendship & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 10/13/2013, [John E., Karkat V.]
6 The Name Vantas
Grubs don't have names. This is the story of how one redblood managed to get his. Contains non-graphic violence and cannibalism and all the other good things that come with having an r-selected sentient species.Homestuck, T, English, Drama & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 35, follows: 12, 10/12/2013, Karkat V., Gamzee M., The Signless/The Sufferer
4 Red Masochism
He's just like you, only louder, older, and more obnoxious. You want to rip his fucking high-waisted pants off from the first time you see him. Now he's finally giving you the chance. Black vantascest. M for sex.Homestuck, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 28, follows: 3, 10/7/2013, Karkat V., Kankri V.
11The Long way Home »
Karkat Vantas has been living a not-too-shitty life recently. He's got some good friends and his classes aren't even that god-awful. Then this douchebag, John Egbert, who happens to be in like half of his classes and starts making him remember things about trolls and frogs and gods. And sometimes remembering past lives has consequences. Johnkat pale shipping.Homestuck, T, English, Friendship & Angst, chapters: 7, words: 18k+, favs: 21, follows: 13, updated: 10/6/2013 published: 8/31/2013, Karkat V., John E., Kankri V., Terezi P.
41Snapshots »
A series of short USUK drabbles, written mostly for the kink meme. Rated M because of suggestive themes.Hetalia - Axis Powers, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 15, words: 9k+, favs: 83, follows: 58, updated: 9/29/2013 published: 6/4/2012, America, England/Britain
6 Deep Space Exploration
John wants a little hands-on experience with troll anatomy. Karkat is (secretly) happy to oblige. Johnkat PWP.Homestuck, M, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 73, follows: 13, 9/8/2013, John E., Karkat V.
2 Red
Sometimes all you have to do to be friends is find some common ground.Homestuck, T, English, Friendship, words: 794, favs: 11, follows: 1, 9/4/2013, Dave S., Karkat V.