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Correction: Author has written 8 stories.

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Racism is wrong, no matter the circumstance. If you believe racism is wrong no matter what, copy and paste this in your profile.

Likes: family, friends, eating, sleeping, video games, anime, sudoku, reading, basketball, 80s music (especially metal; it gets my adrenaline rushing), Tampa Bay Bucs, Detroit Lions

Dislikes: racism, incest, drugs, alcohol, rapists, child abusers, pedophiles, homophobia, the government, plagiarism, spam, politicians, politics, the media, cookie-cutter pop, and canned veggies

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Rising crime-rate: Older people complain about the loss of morality in society today... Heres the thing, back when these people were young, half the crimes committed weren't even crimes to begin with! We haven't lost morality! there are just more laws to break!

Important Message

I don't support Eliminator or what they do, and I'm not responsible for your favorite fic or author quitting or losing their story. I'd tell you this myself, and I'd gladly laugh at them with you, but you haven't left a name, so that kills that. But it's really sad to see you hate me for the wrong reasons. If, however, you want to flame me and hate me for my writing/personality/religion/race/favorite stories/other absurd reasons/just because, go ahead, if that will make you happy. Be advised though that I will demand to meet you in person so you can flame me to my face.

I don't flame stories no matter how poorly written they are. Instead, I provide constructive criticism and advice. If I critique your story harshly (which I occasionally do), take it as a sign that your story has great potential, not as a flame. I won't say "update please" or "great story" like I did in the past.

"I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses." - Johannes Kepler

I feel the same way as Kepler does, and you should too. I won't sugarcoat or go easy on you; I will tell it like it is. If your story has flaws, I will accentuate said flaws. Harsh critiques indicate that I am a fan of your story and that I am willing to help you improve. I have nothing against you and I mean no harm; heck, I may be cynical, but I want you to succeed. Good is not enough. I want you to be great.

I draw the line at the following infractions and poor manners.

Spam: This site is for stories, not to sell products. Please upload your spam somewhere else, and don't forget to serve eggs with it. I won't report you, but someone else will. ;3

Racist/sexist slurs: Whether you flame me or not, don't use racist/sexist slurs please. Thank you very much.

Posting personal information: As the site guidelines say, privacy is limited.

Rape scenes: I won't flame or report you, but I will kindly suggest that you make all sex consensual.

Smut involving underage characters: Really? That's against federal law! If your fic involves smut, the characters should at least be 18.

Arrogance: "My story is the greatest since sliced bread! U noobs are just jealous of my talent. Leet Swag!" Kindly remove the 7-foot pole from your rear before you scare us all off.

Flamers who attack the user instead of the story: There's a fine line between a flamer and an internet tough guy. If you feel the need to insult someone do it in person. Brace yourself for repercussions though. I got beat up once for telling someone like it is.

Blatant Plagiarism: The key word is blatant. This is something that you just should NOT do. Say what you want about offenders who use real people or post author's notes as chapters, but they are choir children compared to plagiarists. If you are going to borrow work from someone else, credit that person AND ask for permission at all costs! No exceptions! If you don't credit the authors you borrowed from, you crossed the moral event horizon in my eyes. If you committed plagiarism on accident and it was truly an honest mistake, then do the right thing and come clean. If you come clean, you'll earn my respect. For the record, I will NOT report stories unless they involve blatant plagiarism or excessive and blatant copyright infringement in which sources are not cited. Is it that hard to cite sources?

White Knights who defend flagrant plagiarists: Why do people have to defend theft?

Identity Theft: Those who attempt to besmirch someone else's reputation will be reported to the IC3, never mind the admins.

I rest my case.

Announcement regarding TAPIR: I am NOT a member of TAPIR. Please disregard any claim of membership. Any actions that I commit are of my own accord and do not represent the actions of any forum whatsoever.

Update regarding MegaloRex's Return of Brothers: Chapter 15 is a work-in-progress. I have not given upon on "Return of Brothers" and I will finish what MegaloRex started. I've just been very busy with work, so I don't have the time to spend an entire day focusing on writing. Please be patient. Thank you.

If you received a guest review from me, then disregard and delete that review. Chances are that the guest is an impostor.


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