6k+ Harry Potter and the Natural 20 » by Sir Poley Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons, T, English, chapters: 74, words: 314k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 8k+, updated: 8/2/2018 published: 5/7/2012
35 Timelooping Tinker » by Thinker6 Oh no! The supergenius bomb tinker Bakuda has been trapped in an endless recursion of time! But don't despair, boys and girls! Blasting out of a piddling temporal anomaly will be child's play for the most explosive woman in the world! How hard could it be? (This is a totally insane humor crack fic, completely unlike my other long stories.)
Worm, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 21k+, favs: 157, follows: 90, updated: 5/18/2015 published: 5/10/2015, Skitter, Bakuda, Contessa
10Harry Potter And The No Fan Bastard » by Reallybored2 WARNING! OC-CENTRIC! True Harry Potter fans would have been in the grip of orgasmic joy finding themseves in the book. However, Ian J. Parker was no fan-And, no, he was not overjoyed.
Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 18, follows: 16, 6/19/2013, Harry P., OC
5 The Man Behind the Curtain by Oxnate Giles was a many faceted character. Time and again he showed that the image he projected to the world at large was not his true face.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 8, 6/12/2013, R. Giles
114 Harry Potter and the Train to Nowhere » by Joshua The Evil Guy Harry Potter, the Chosen One, dies. He took one of the trains in the dream with Dumbledore instead of going back, where all his close friends and Ginny had already been killed. The train takes him to... an arcade?
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 5, words: 31k+, favs: 472, follows: 480, 3/1/2013, Harry P.
2k+ When In Doubt, Obliviate » by Sarah1281 When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 38, words: 114k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 8/22/2012 published: 1/8/2011, Harry P., Gilderoy L.
182 Mandragora by NothingPretentious Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter, T, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 800, follows: 127, 2/23/2012, P. Sprout
687 Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious "Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 4k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 1k+, 10/31/2011, Rubeus H.
281Wraithspeaker » by Krahae Death was the first real memory Harry had, thanks to the wizarding world. He would return the favor, one day, as was only proper. After all – their culture was simply too sick to survive. Vastly AU, pre-Yr.1 progressing.
Harry Potter, T, English, Supernatural, chapters: 11, words: 41k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 1/30/2010 published: 1/28/2010, Harry P.
42 Prevarications and Pragmatism » by DrMckay Summary: Bill Adama and Saul Tigh are instructors and administrators of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall are the Commander and XO of a Colonial Battlestar called Galactica. Pure, undiluted randomness.
Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 52, follows: 39, updated: 4/7/2009 published: 2/8/2009, Harry P., W. Adama
1k+Deception & Concealment » by KissThis Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 109k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/29/2008 published: 4/30/2005, Hermione G., Sirius B.
591 A Square Peg in a Round Hole » by MarbleGlove or Junior Year of High School, Revised, A Clones Tale. Highlander-Stargate X-Over. Methos was just spending a year as a highschool teacher; Jake O'Neil was just trying to be someone other than Jack O'Neill; neither are simple individuals.
Highlander & Stargate: SG-1, K+, English, chapters: 13, words: 45k+, favs: 941, follows: 320, updated: 2/24/2008 published: 6/2/2007, Methos