84 Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 3: In The Balance » In AD2186, War was Beginning. Wednesday Shepard returns one last time to be the hero the galaxy needs and deserves, but not necessarily wants. By the time she's done, either the galaxy will kill the Reapers, the Reapers will kill the galaxy, or she will kill everything. Besides, it's not fun if there isn't blood everywhere! Rated M for sex, violence, language and Addams!
Mass Effect & Addams Family, M, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 91k+, favs: 226, follows: 251, updated: 10/26/2017 published: 4/2/2015, [Wednesday A., Liara T'Soni] Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
204 Harri Potter and the Lost Shepard » After firing the Crucible, Shepard is flung into a different universe, where she collides with Sirius Black just as he's thrown into the Veil, saving them both. How will a biotic Shepard affect this universe? One where the Chosen One happens to be a Hyacinth Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived? Rated M for swearing, violence and sex
Harry Potter & Mass Effect, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 164k+, favs: 553, follows: 792, updated: 6/27/2017 published: 4/30/2014, [Ginny W., Harry P.] J. Garson
302 Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 2: Prized Collection » The Collectors fired the first shot, killing the fearsome Wednesday Shepard. But they should have read more of HP Lovecraft. "That is not dead, which can eternal lie. And with strange eons, even Death may die." Wednesday's back, and she's not happy about the inconvenience they caused her. Rated M for more of the violence, language and weirdness you've come to love and expect.
Mass Effect & Addams Family, M, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 33, words: 276k+, favs: 302, follows: 226, updated: 4/2/2015 published: 9/20/2013, [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] Garrus V., Morticia A.
50 The Final Countdown » Every game of chess begins with a clear board. Every war begins with preparations. Every story has the little moments that came before, that shape the story and its players. As the Reaper war looms closer, Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) and her crew prepare the galaxy for the fight of its, and everyone's, lives.
Mass Effect & Addams Family, M, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 14, words: 29k+, favs: 74, follows: 66, updated: 3/30/2015 published: 10/20/2014
12The Man He Feared They always said he was the only man Voldemort feared. A tale of what should have happened after Halloween 1981, and how Dumbledore could have been the great and powerful wizard that he's hyped as. Harry will grow up loved and Tom Riddle will stay dead, if Albus Dumbledore has anything to say about it. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Family, words: 10k+, favs: 80, follows: 34, 11/29/2014, Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D., Alice L.
22Little Deaths » Shepard is a born leader, in complete control of her life. Liara is timid, having been controlled all of her life. When they found each other, they discovered something wonderful. Liara has finally found something she can control, and Shepard has finally found someone she can surrender to. Connected to another story I have written, but can be read standalone. Rated M for reasons!
Mass Effect, M, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, chapters: 7, words: 39k+, favs: 108, follows: 96, updated: 10/23/2014 published: 12/3/2013, J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
15Kiss the Girl » Shepard and Liara's anniversary is coming up, and Garrus has a plan. A plan that involves a fancy restaurant, some willing conspirators, and a microphone. Takes place in the Normandy Entertainment universe, with all of those pairings. Update: Now with other characters singing songs that show their true feelings coming to light. Rated T for minor sexual references.
Mass Effect, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 13k+, favs: 25, follows: 16, updated: 1/7/2014 published: 4/17/2013, J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Garrus V., Samantha T.
42 Wednesday's Interlude » Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) is dead, killed by a surprise attack by an unknown foe. But the rest of her crew is alive. How will they react and move on from the death of someone who has changed their lives so profoundly, whether they wanted her to or not? Rated M for more of the violence and unconventional relationships with canon and reality.
Mass Effect & Addams Family, M, English, Sci-Fi & Family, chapters: 9, words: 20k+, favs: 134, follows: 67, updated: 9/20/2013 published: 7/10/2013, Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Wednesday A.
139 Commander Wednesday Shepard (nee Addams) Part 1: Classified Memories » Commander Wednesday Shepard is the Alliance's first Spectre, both their brightest star and darkest secret weapon. She is also an Addams. Tune in as she wreaks havoc on the galaxy at large, as only an Addams truly can. Rated M for violence and relationships, both unconventional and devious. Now Complete, and will be followed by 'Interlude'
Mass Effect & Addams Family, M, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 131k+, favs: 434, follows: 244, updated: 9/20/2013 published: 4/1/2013, J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Wednesday A., Pugsley A.
4 Anti-Biotics, new from FFCH Specialist Solutions! "Tired of krogan battlemasters stomping your squad? Asari mercs getting you down? Volus vanguards just too tough? Then you need to get some Anti-Biotics! the new product line from FFCH Specialist Solutions." Oneshot, not related to anything in particular and apropos of nothing. Just one of those random plot bunnies. Slightly crack, read at your own peril.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 558, favs: 9, follows: 4, 9/11/2013, J. Garson
11Picking Up the Pieces » Post-Synthesis, the newly united galaxy focuses on rebuilding and looking to the future without Shepard holding their hands and pulling them behind her. But not everyone is living in blissful luxury. Shepard my be gone, but her ripples are still felt, and someone wants her to answer for her actions. Follows the events of 'War and Peace...' and Illyria Shepard. Rated T for now.
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 12, follows: 16, updated: 7/16/2013 published: 4/29/2013, J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
6Seven Deadly Sins, Mass Effect Style » There are Seven Deadly Sins: Pride. Wrath. Greed. Sloth. Lust. Envy. Gluttony. See which Characters in the ME verse embody them, and how it will lead them to wrack and ruin. Shepard is female, and any pairings are whatever you want to imagine. Rated T for now, probably until I hit any Lust stories.
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 18, updated: 7/3/2013 published: 5/27/2013, Harbinger, Samantha T.
50Normandy Entertainment Presents, a Good Shepard Production of » Set in a parallel universe similar to Illyria Shepard's, where the Normandy is actually a travelling production company and instead of pulling impossible missions, they pull off impossible multi-species productions of everyone's favourites of Film, Television and Theatre! FShep/Liara, Garrus/Tali, Joker/EDI. Updated whenever. NOW TAKING SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LEAVE THEM IN REVIEWS!
Mass Effect, K, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 23, words: 8k+, favs: 28, follows: 30, updated: 5/7/2013 published: 2/20/2013, J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
3The Many Shades of Jack » A story about Jack's past, present and future in which she is wildly inappropriate and has a warped view of sex and relationships. Eventually, she will learn that people can be trusted and sex doesn't have to be empty, but she has to learn the hard lessons first. Implied Femshep/Liara, eventual Jack/Traynor. Rated M for mature content, lots of it.
Mass Effect, M, English, Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 9, updated: 5/6/2013 published: 2/19/2013, Jack
19 Stopping Power » Commander Mark Shepard wonders what Miranda's bodysuit is made out of, and get's caught staring. Hilarity ensues. UPDATE: Now with more hilarity as the rest of the Normandy Women become tools of Fate to torment the poor Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 50, follows: 47, updated: 4/17/2013 published: 2/18/2013, Shepard, Miranda L.
6 War and Peace and what comes After » A series of windows into the choices made by Commander Illyria Shepard as the Reaper War comes to a climax, and goes beyond to the future she has made possible.
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 7, words: 13k+, favs: 24, follows: 18, updated: 4/16/2013 published: 3/21/2013, J. Garson, Liara T'Soni, Legion
5 The Arrest of Commander Shepard » "When Earth calls, you better be ready to face the music with your dress blues on" The time has come for Illyria Shepard to begin to face the consequences of her actions. UPDATED: Now with a follow-up of her house arrest in Vancouver.
Mass Effect, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, updated: 4/4/2013 published: 3/27/2013, Admiral Hackett, J. Garson, Joker, Liara T'Soni
19 Shepard's Greatest Mission - Priority: Motherhood » Shepard will never have a human child of her own, but she has the next best thing: Grunt. Shepard will learn some interesting lessons about herself, her son and parenthood in some unlikely ways. Chapter 2: The Talk (you know what I mean). Rated T for nudity
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 3, words: 4k+, favs: 96, follows: 42, updated: 3/26/2013 published: 3/12/2013, J. Garson, U. Grunt
3 Shame "Shame is an emotional or cognitive response to societal judgment." There was another small pause, filled with unspoken emotions new to the gestalt AI. "It should not apply here." On the way to destroy the Rannoch Reaper, Legion and others explore his shame. Short one-shot because every time I heard that line, I could almost hear the scream "But it does!"
Mass Effect, T, English, Angst, words: 354, favs: 10, follows: 3, 3/14/2013, Legion
15Life After Death: Shepard's Journals » (ABANDONED after Chapter 18) We all know what Shepard has done and said during the events of Mass Effect 2. But does anyone know what she really thinks? Delve further into the mind of Illyria Shepard as she writes down her thoughts in her journal. Some swearing, violence, Shep/Liara
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 18, words: 129k+, favs: 10, follows: 16, updated: 2/23/2013 published: 5/3/2011, J. Garson