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Shifting Engagement » by
VonPelt
Harry did not imagine his first time getting drunk would end like this. Not that he was complaining.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 26k+, favs: 452, follows: 614, updated: 1/18 published: 9/14/2024, [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Sirius B.
10k+Odd Ideas » by
Rorschach's Blot
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 198, words: 870k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 12/26/2024 published: 9/4/2005
23The Veela's Captive » by
Karmealion
Six months ago, when a recently married Harry Potter jokingly acted as if he was extremely vulnerable to suggestion while under the influence of Fleur Delacour's most powerful allure, he thought she'd merely laugh at his antics. Well, she didn't. Not at all. She was far too busy demanding he take off his pants. - Harry/Multi - WARNING:MATURE THEMES
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, chapters: 5, words: 38k+, favs: 631, follows: 755, updated: 9/29/2024 published: 9/10/2023, Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks
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The Defensive Space Force Ship Requirement » by
tkepner
Harry Potter, and the rest of Dumbledore's Army in his fifth year, use the Room of Requirement to get themselves a spaceship! The problems of a tiny island on Earth don't seem so important, anymore. Wizards in Space! What could possibly go wrong with that? Eventually, this will be a crossover with Stargate SG-1.
Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Sci-Fi, chapters: 56, words: 349k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 8/26/2024 published: 12/11/2021, Gen. Hammond, Harry P., Hermione G., Lee J.
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Harry the Hufflepuff 5 » by
BajaB
Lazy!Harry is back, although he has lost his way a bit.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 22k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/26/2024 published: 7/14/2021
10k+Better Left Unsaid » by
Kenchi618
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him, what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto, M, English, chapters: 85, words: 1081k+, favs: 20k+, follows: 19k+, updated: 7/28/2023 published: 12/14/2010, [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
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Does Voldemort Even Lift, Bro? » by
zugrian
This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?
Harry Potter & Marvel, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 25, words: 145k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/12/2023 published: 7/13/2020, Harry P., Parvati P., Padma P., Thanos
2k+A Life Twice Lived » by
Nemesis13
Draco Malfoy died at the venerable age of 107, and who awaited him at the crossroads? His mother? His wife? No, it had to be his eccentric former rival, eventual best friend, and far too often partner in chaos Harry Potter. Oh, and of course he had a deal to offer Draco to live his life anew, and obviously there was a caveat to it all that he wasn't privy to, damn Potters.Fem!Draco
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 51, words: 91k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 1/14/2023 published: 9/20/2017, Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., N. Tonks
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Watch » by
Rorschach's Blot
Harry accidentally creates a number of spells and the wizarding world will learn why you never anger an engineer, let alone two.
X-overs & Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 46, words: 259k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 1/8/2023 published: 5/30/2022, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
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Naughty Harry is a Bad Boy » by
fvdv123
Harry gets blasted through the veil after Sirius and ends up back at his starting point. So he decides to take a whole new approach. This is a self-insert/back-in-time story. Mr. Cringe and Mr. Harem are helping me in this story with Gary Stu, so if this is not your thing, too bad. This is a Harry/Multi. I know! I always start with a few, but it gets out of control every time.
Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 40k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 941, updated: 7/27/2022 published: 7/19/2022, Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.
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Seventh Horcrux » by
Emerald Ashes
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 22, words: 104k+, favs: 12k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 7/12/2022 published: 9/7/2014, Harry P.
50Hinata's Harem » by
Andrew Joshua Talon
Saucy shorts about a new take on the Naruharem concept. Enjoy!
Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 187, follows: 175, updated: 3/13/2022 published: 3/12/2022, Naruto U., Hinata H.
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All the Time in the World by
burnable
After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 13k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 789, 3/6/2022, Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D.
2k+Whiskey Time Travel » by
Sapper One
When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 39k+, favs: 15k+, follows: 18k+, updated: 3/5/2022 published: 5/7/2015, Harry P., Amelia B., Nicolas F., Lily Evans P.
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Elves by
kb0
The Potters have a house-elf Dumbledore didn't know about, who will take care of Harry no matter what ... and possibly take care of other things too. (Oneshot. Spoof or crack, you decide.
Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 10k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 643, 1/6/2022, Harry P.
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Kakashi's Favorite Student by
Andrew Joshua Talon
It's probably dumber than you think, so what have you got to lose? R&R, please.
Naruto, M, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 380, follows: 200, 11/12/2021, [Ayame, Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H.
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Imperiussed by
burnable
Harry and Hermione discover a new trick. It may be illegal, but oh my, could they use it.
Harry Potter, T, English, words: 14k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 992, 9/28/2021, Harry P., Hermione G.
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Meeting Requirements » by
Stanrick
Amidst the political turmoil and ubiquitous madness of their fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione are about to discover that sometimes in life, in order to find the right way to go, one is first required to get properly stuck. Apparently.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 117k+, favs: 817, follows: 547, updated: 9/1/2021 published: 8/8/2021, [Harry P., Hermione G.]
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Laughing All the Way to London » by
AppoApples
Harry is a single father trying to raise his godson, Teddy. Unable to ensure his son's safety in the wizarding world he goes into hiding in the muggle one. But one trip to London will undo all of his precautions. Thrown back to the past, Harry finds himself falling into the arms of a woman who once spared his life. No paradox,Light/BadassHarry. T/M rated.
Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Mystery, chapters: 30, words: 124k+, favs: 10k+, follows: 10k+, updated: 7/26/2021 published: 1/8/2019, [Harry P., Narcissa M.] Teddy L.
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Armoured Mage » by
mjimeyg
How do you overdose on Luck Potion? Harry knows. What he doesn't know is what to do when it runs out. Harry's adventure with Luck Potion leaves him trapped. He finds allies in the highest of places and friends that people thought never could have existed. But at the end of the day, he's Harry Potter... trouble finds him... and he deals with it.
Harry Potter & Avengers, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 33, words: 261k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 3/8/2021 published: 2/22/2021