well, hi guys! my name is Someone, not gonna tell the real one, cuz I am some very top secret person! lol. just kiddin. I'm from Mongolia and I go to a Russian "school" (which i hate a lot with my friends), so don't get crappy if i have some grammar mistakes. My age is like 123. Yep! You guys might be like WTH?! You can't be that old and stuff, but even if you are right... me not going to tell you XD
My hobbies: drawing (wolfspirit5511 on dA), reading fanfics, watching anime, surfing the net, fangirling lol
NARUTO SECTION
My most favourite couple is NaruSaku. I have a hatred for NaruHina and SasuSaku...and SasuNaru
My second fav couple is nejiten. So cute! And they are destinied to be together lol
I don't like akasaku so much. Kinda weird and too romantic for me (maybe some crack pairing and some drama about how Sakura becomes missing nin with some superpowers and then falls in love)
I dislike Sasuke and Hinata and i made the perfect nicknames for them. Sauceke and Hinatard
now my likes:
i like good narusaku fanfictions and i also like good horror stories. I loooooooooove the Akatsuki. i dunno why Masashi Kishimoto made them die. I am not gonna say something more personal. don't wanna end up like in "Instant message". It is a naruto fanfic you should read it if you like horror stories (its SasuSaku blah).
my favourite naruto characters:
1 naruto
2 pain
3 shino
4 neji
5 kiba
6 sai
and all other akatsuki members
Itachi: -/ \-
Deidara: o\/
Zetsu: \o.o/
Tobi: @
Sasori: -.-
Kisame: =0_o=
Hidan: o.o
Kakuzu: --_--
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
Pein/Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[x] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[x] -My closest friend is a girl.
[ ] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.
[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]
Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[x] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[x] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.
[Konan Score: 3]
Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
[x] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.(sometimes i am like dead)
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X]- I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[X] - My natural hair colour is black.
[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]
Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
- I like gore
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.(its like opposite)
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[X] - I like water sports.
[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]
Sasori
[ ] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.(its nice to say "you slow piggy" to cheeryqueen567)
[ ] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.
x] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[x] - Loud noises/people annoy me.
[Sasori Score: 3 ]
Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.(art is eternaal!!!)
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes.
[x] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.
[Deidara Score:3]
Kakuzu
[x] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.
[Kakuzu Score: 1]
Hidan
] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[0.5x] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
] - I'm very prone to accidents.
[Hidan Score: 1.5]
Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[ ] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!
[Zetsu Score: 4]
Tobi
[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
- I have a particular person who I like to pester.
- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[x] - I LOVE the colour orange.
] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D
[Tobi Score:2]
THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, GaaSakuforever, Flyflew, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, Wolfy Saku-chan, sukitakayoshi, Cherryqueen567, 5511narusaku4eva
If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.
This is the we HATE Karin section! If you LOVE Sasu/Kari then you should skip this section! This is a complete section of
I HATE KARIN!!
If you agree that you hate that couple paste this to your profile! Let everyone know that Sasu/Kari is the WORST couple ever!
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, xXCherry-BlossoM-FaNXx...,dark.hwak95, Midori Blossom, Icy-Cherrie-Chick, ChinaDollMaiden, Cherryqueen567, 5511narusaku4eva
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Naruto Birthdays
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January
01 - Gai
02 - Iwashi
04 - Haku
08 - Hiashi & Hizashi
19 - Gaara
23 - Shino
24 - Yamanaka Inoichi (Ino's Dad)
25 - Yondaime
February
08 - Sarutobi
10 - Obito Uchiha
11 - Sigure
21 - Yoroi
24 - Nara Shikaku (Shikamaru's Dad)
28 - Konan 29 - Kabuto
March
08 - Ebisu
09 - Tenten
18 - Kisame
20 - Ibiki
27 - Hanabi
28 - Sakura
29 - Kazekage
April
02 - Cloud Ninja Leader, Hidan
03 - Udon
04 - Gatoh & Tonbo
05 - Tazuna
06 - Waraji
22 - Choaza
May
01 - Chouji
04 - Tsunami
05 - Deidara
07 - Midare
08 - Homura
15 - Kankurou
26 - Iruka
30 - Baiu
June
01 - Mikoto (Sasuke's Mom)
06 - Gouzu & Meizu
08 - Moegi
09 - Itachi
11 - Kurenai
12 - Dosu
July
03 - Neji
04 - Baki
06 - Kin
07 - Akamaru & Kiba
17 - Gemma
21 - Kotetsu
23 - Sasuke
August
02- Tsunade
09 - Nawaki
15 -Zabuza, Kakuzu
16 - Fugaku (Sasuke's Dad)
21 - Kaiza
23 - Temari
28 - Raidou
September
01 - Koharu
03 - Aoba
14 - Zaku
15 - Kakashi
22 - Shikamaru
23 - Ino
October
10 - Naruto
18 - Asuma
19 - Suzume
21 - Mizuki
24 - Anko
27 - Orochimaru
November
02 - Hayate
05 - Wind Country Lord
08 - Sasori
11 - Jiraiya
15 - Mubi & Rin
16 - Kagari
25 - Izumo
27 - Rock Lee
30 - Misumi
December
01 - Zouri
04 - Dan (Tsunade's Boyfriend)
20 - Oboro
24 - Madam Shizimi
25 - Inari
27 - Hinata
30 - Konohamaru
These are actually on the labels
1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Naruto, Akatsuki, Kiba, Shino, Neji, Minato, Killer bee, Sai (wow i have lots of faves)
2. What is your favorite pairing? NaruSaku, NejiTen!!
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Never was, never will be
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No (short and understandable yay!!)
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: i have sasuke keychain and i hate it (that duckhead), action figures, kunai keychain, calendar.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
Naruto maybe cuz i like to babble sometimes and i almost always make jokes... well you can say that i am similar to Naruto
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
uhhhh Hinatard is destinied with Orochimaru (lol I sound like Neji)
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
blaaah I hate sasusak and sasunaru what on Earth is that? if I have to choose then sausaku...
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team 7 always!!!
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
well Tobi is Madara and but I think Tobi is Obito's body cuz he has only right eye sharingan and Obito gave Kakashi his left eye sharingan hmm I think I should stop here cuz I will babble bout Team Minato heh
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? No yes...Minato is Naruto's dad
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Pain mwuahahah ''Those who don't know pain will never understand ture peace'' *epic evil laugh*
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-sasuke. ANTI-SAUCEKE!!!!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not yet I am watching all eps from the start
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Almost...few chapters missing
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? hmmm maybe
17. Sub or dub? sub, dub's voice is eeewwwwww
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro she is my 2nd fav kinouchi and better than every female in Konoha
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? funny!!! I like when he is asleep Deidara talks bout talking to each other (deidara and tobi capturing sanbi)
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? hmm who asks this queston is more stupid than a cake he is Obito
21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
uuuugh hmmmm i can't choose but ugly nerd may be the best answer (Lee is waaaayyy better than him, but i am not his fan)
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
HAKU he dresses like a girl uugh
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
well he is not weird to me and he is awesome but not like my faves
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
i like drunken Hinata and Sauceke's OOC (someone criticizing his hair and sauceke being pissed off or some sauceke being all girly)
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
if i didnt then why would i be here
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
uuuugh i think you readers know the answer
27. Do you like lemons?
No!!
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
No hmm maybe only Naruto himself
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
i think no
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
yeah
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
yes Naruto and Pain
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
No
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
i guess no
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
what does that mean?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
NO!! I EVEN DON'T READ LEMONS AND PLUS THAT BOOK?????!!!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Hmmmm *sigh* Sometims I wonder where people get these ideas. The answer is "no''
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. That would be a lot... Some random sketches and some unfinished stuff.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? *deep sigh* ok lets get this straight HE WILL NEVER EVER BE S.E.X.Y IN NORMAL FORM!!!
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? no
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? yes hehe
Naruto: C&P that one
me: why?
Naruto: cuz you had fagirl moments
me: i always have not had so it means i am not copying it
Naruto: ok then i will do it by myself!
me: NOOO GET OFF OF MY COMPUTER NARUTO!!
Naruto:Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.
Naruto: Haha I C&P-ed it
Copy and pasting time!
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On an American Flag:
Made in China
(Must I say anything?)
At Funplex:
Paintless Paintball
(So it's...ball?)
Next to a kid's place:
Adult Movies
. . . seriously?
In a Parking Lot:
Do not park in the parking lot.
(That's okay, the streets are empty.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
Untitled: A scary way to break up.
I don't believe this, but i got chill bumps …….
A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!
One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”
He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.
Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.
Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.
If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died
You have 13 minutes
God created man before woman. Every piece of artwork needs a roughdraft :D
Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree
:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
8) Dont use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day .
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
16) Have you co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"
19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20) paste this on your profile, it's called therapy.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX, XxMadara's-Little-Stalkerxx, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16, 5511narusaku4va
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER!! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE!! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame),Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx,freak-4-God, HiHi-Ai, Iwa-chan, obsidianLight16,5511narusaku4va
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P!
If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and
paste this into your profile
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who realizes Gaara won that fight with Sasuke!!
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile
If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this
If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
This is this cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat
This is a cat.
This is dumbass cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
HETALIA!!
You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when...bold apply
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.(sometimes)
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".(not everytime...)
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (And you're American.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, or Francis are forever linked to Hetalia.
30. Scream "Pasta" at everyone who is eating some.
List your 10 favorite Hetalia characters in any order!:
1.China
2.Norway
3.Taiwan
4.Canada
5.Belarus
6.Switzerland
7.Russia
8.Japan
9.Spain
10.Hong Kong
1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Belarus and Hong Kong. no...i think it would be interesting though.
2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Taiwan being hot?...she is cute not hot...
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
O.o
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
I have read one. It was about Spain saving Angel Japan...
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
No...it is a yaoi...
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
Canada/Japan Spain/Japan...i dislike both of them but Canada and Japan would be better...
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?
My OTP...ahem hmmmm just quietly leave?
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Norway Switzerland...ok
Norway's biggest secret was that he loved chocolates. And Switzerland had very good chocolates. So Norway decides to visit Switzerland and try some of them. (lol)
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Canada Hong Kong huh? Never seen one...
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
China/Belarus. "Unreturned feelings aru"?
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
Canada seducing China. Really don't know.
12. Would you rather kill off 7 or 8 in a fanfiction, how would you do it?
You gotta be kidding me...both are my favs and kill one...how about killing Japan? He was watching anime while got an epic nosebleeding?
13. Would you ship 1/7?
Not with romance but as friends. RoChu!
14. If nine was cheated on by two with three, what would nine say?
Oh well I still have Romano and my tomatos (lol China and Taiwan together ahahaha)
15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).”
"China and Russia are in a happy relationship until Russia runs off with Canada. China brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Norway and a brief unhappy affair with Switzerland, then ends up being stalked by Spain. After hiring Hong Kong to kill the creep, China follows the wise advice of Taiwan and moves next door to Belarus, where he finally finds true love with Japan."
Oh my...hong kong in an asian mafia. Canada ruining RoChu then leading to NiChu...