So warning you, if I read/favourite any stories, you might not get a review on all chapters, just depends on what device I'm using... But just know this, if I read your story and favourite your story, it's because I like it.
Name: Call me Bri-chan
Birthday: May 29
About me: Well I'm quite short tempered and not a great person to piss off. I speak my mind but I hate fighting.. I'm quite a great person to get to know because I love my friends and I love making new ones.. Even though I'm a bit shy at the beginning because I was always bullied in elementary school and I still am in high school.. But that's besides the point.. I like horse back riding with my best friend and I can sort of play piano. I have a creative mind but can never actually write my ideas down because it never sounds right in the end..
I haven't written stories in a while because people used to make fun of my stories and said they were never good, so please when I upload my stories, don't be like one of those people and make me give up writing again.
I'm on Pottermore! Add me: JinxElm7573
I love pandas :D fear me!!!!
A-is for AKATSUKI which is the name of the awsomest S-calss criminal organization ever!
B-is for BORED which Sasori seems to be
C-is for CANDY which Tobi would love a peice of
D-is for DEIDARA who makes the best explosions out of anything(including his body)
E- is for ETERNAL which is what Sasori thinks real art is
F- is for FAST which is how Tobi eats his food
G- is for GOD which is who Pein wants to be
H- is for HIDAN who like to curse a lot
I- is for ITACHI who is almost blind and has a name that means Weasel, Skunk, and Rodent
J-is for JASHIN who is the god Hidan worships
K- is for KISAME who likes to kill things and who has a really crappy voice on Naruto Abriged
L- is for LAST A LONG TIME which Deidara's art dosen't do
M- is for MADARA who rules the Akatsuki
N- is for NOTHING which is what was left after Deidara went BLOOM! I mean BOOM!(T.T)
O-OBNOXIOUS which is what Hidan is
P- is for POPULAR which is what Akatsuki is
Q- is for QUEER which is what Zetsu is
R- is for RENINGAN which is Peins Kekkai Genkai
S- is for SAMEHADA which is the name of Kisame's sword
T- is far TALL which is what Kisame is
U- is for UCHIHA which what Madara and Itachi is
V- is for VILLAGES which where the people in the Akatsuki come from
W- is for WEIRD which describes most of the Akatsuki
X- is for X-TREMLY BODACIOUS BUTT UGLY which is what my grandma would say if she saw some the Akatsuki
Y- is for YELLING which Tobi does alot of
Z- is for ZETSU who is the best cannibal ever
This was the Akatsuki Alphabet. COPY/PASTE INTO PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST:
Meco45(she made it),
Scatter Inner Sakura,
Kitsune-chan LOVES Gaa-chan
bri-chan of konoha
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
SASUSAKUCLUB you gotta Love this pairing to join.Just copy and paste to your profile and add your name:0Mori_Ita0,XSakuraHarunoX,3DG girl,Maybelle-And-Nightmare,Lady Maybelle of Confusion,Saya.The.Shuki, moonshine86, Zan_Top, iLuvSasukeUchihaa, bri-chan of konoha
If your obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting them or fighting them, copy and paste this.
If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like anime or magna, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile
If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List:Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, BubblyAng3l, KawaiiNatsumi15, iLuvSasukeUchihaa, bri-chan of konoha
If you draw anime/manga paste this onto your profile!
The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha
If you wish ninja from Naruto were real and that you would be a member of Akatsuki, copy this, post this on your profile, and add your name. Setsugekka, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX,xnarutoxrocksx.uchihasakurah26,Sasusakufan2357,Coscat, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha
THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, Kimmi-chan, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha, bri-chan of konoha
If you are a girl, and have ever kicked a guy's ass just because he called you a prep or accused you of liking pink, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list. Kuro Uchiha (they need to die, because being called a prep is the most insulting thing someone can say to you...that...and having someone say that you like pink...) Ayumi Elric (I like black, not pink...), joyfulsakura-chan, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Akatsuki Sakura Uchiha(haven't people ever heard the saying "don't assume otherwise you make an ass out of u and me"?), bri-chan of konoha
If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile
Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment
If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! (Wtf?)
If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appretiation by copy and pasting this into your profile
If you've ever been talking then changed the subject entirely copy and past this to your profile
If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you say you're weird, you normal. Saying you're normal is odd. If you admit you are weird and like it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your family is weird and/or complicated copy and paste this to your profile
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (I’ll finish my profile later)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you fricking LOVE these copy and pastes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you have a really bad memory, copy and...what was I doing again?
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile
If you use sarcism everyday and/or unconsciously copy and paste it to the computer in the next country
If you think you'd go insane/more insane without music copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have a myspace, copy and paste this to your profile!
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and
paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
IF YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANIME AND MANGA OTAKU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE RIGHT NOW!!
If you think Kidzbop sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to you're profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO
If you think the people who don't do copy/pastes are just too damn lazy, copy and paste this to your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever closed a door on your head, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever zoned out during school and missed everything the teacher said, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!
If you ever wished you could be a REAL Konoha Ninja, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is for people who hate stereotypes. The ones in bold are mine.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
(Im average)I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent and say Eh all the time.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are like me and many others and hate stereotypes.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)
A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun."
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Will like your stories.
BEST FRIENDS: Will REVIEW every single one even if they are lazy.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
Yes.. I'm a girl. I push doors that clearly say PULL. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I'm there. I count my fingers in math class. I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave. I wish for love every 11:11, I lie some times to hide the pain. I say it's a long stpry when really it's not. I fall in love too hard too fast. All I want is to kiss you in the rain - YES - I'M - A - GIRL -but that's more than it seems.
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
You know you're an ANIME OTAKU when...
1. You head to the library every second day to find another manga
2. You listen in on people's conversations to see if they speak of anime
3. You accidentally swore in japanese and everyone asked you what the hell you were saying
4. You heard that a new episode of an anime is coming out and put off everything including your daily shower to watch it
5. You sneak downstairs at midnight while your parents are asleep and turn on the computer to watch anime
6. If your computer broke down while you were watching anime, you might cry
7. You can't stand it when people ask you why you're so obsessed with anime when you haven't even gotten STARTED on your list
8. You spend your time filling up your hard drive with anime icons, pictures and little random things
9. You spent your month's allowance on the newest anime video games
10. You learn how to speak and read japanese JUST so that you could get that new dating sim
11. You felt the desire to learn everything you saw in an anime
12. You were watching Naruto and actually tried to summon some chakra, hand seals and all
13. You got an account somewhere and wrote Fanfiction 14. You refuse to join forums that even go first name, last name
15. You watched Lucky Star and totally related to Konata
16. You met someone else who watches anime and thought they were your ideal partner for life
17. You check back daily on your favorite sites just in case someone put out another few words for you
18. You want to change your name to something japanese to fit in with the anime characters
19. You fantasize about a few characters and have even considered looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend who looks like one
20. You read this entire list and agreed with over half of these scenarios
21. You watched Prince of Tennis, then took tennis lessons and tried to do one of the moves.
BONUS:You knew what an Anime Otaku was before taking the test, already knowing you were one, but wanted to see anyway(5)
1-5 = Ehh...I like my anime but not that much
5-10 = I'm an okay fan...but I'm not going to do anything
10-15 = Getting a little desperate here...I want some more anime.
15-20 = GIVE ME THE ANIME NOW!
over 20 = So obsessed you might break into your neighbor's house for something anime-related