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The Return of Quidditch »
More stories written for the QLFC - this time for the Harpies!Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 18, follows: 20, updated: 2/4/2018 published: 10/11/2017
403More Ramblings »
This is my story repository where I post short story snippets and try out new stuff. Everything here may be expanded or used for longer stories in the future - emphasis on /may/. Story ratings will range from T to M; all stories are in the Potterverse or cross-over with it.Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 30, words: 33k+, favs: 288, follows: 282, updated: 11/25/2017 published: 2/10/2014
24Eternally Theirs
After Hermione is petrified during the Chamber of Secrets incident something snaps inside Harry. He decides to do everything in his power to keep her safe from now on. UNFINISHED dark fic, aged up AU, H/HrHarry Potter, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 309, follows: 301, 11/25/2017, [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W.
31 Convincing Him
When Hermione and Ron try to get Harry to form Dumbledore's Army, things don't go as in canon. Harry is angry at being manipulated by everyone. Can Hermione convince him to give it a chance? / One shot, quick and naughty fic (M for a reason).Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 625, follows: 288, 7/13/2017, [Harry P., Hermione G.]
60 Witch Training »
Hermione Granger accepts some training from Harry Potter to become more confident. But is it confidence he's teaching her, or more? Inspired by the Witch Trainer adult game, heavily AU. Some bashing.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 14k+, favs: 756, follows: 413, 5/14/2017, [Harry P., Hermione G.]
40 Homework Folder »
In which are stored the various tasks for the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments) Each chapter is a separate submission.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 11k+, favs: 28, follows: 43, updated: 2/14/2017 published: 12/6/2016
92 More Quidditch »
A collection for various short fics for the QLFC Season 4.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 15, words: 22k+, favs: 32, follows: 35, updated: 1/25/2017 published: 4/15/2016
17 Wilted Flower
Voldemort killed Harry in his crib and Lily ended up with Severus Snape. But can she be happy? / Sad theme, one-sided Severus/Lily. Written for the QLFC Finals.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 36, follows: 11, 1/5/2016, Lily Evans P., Severus S.
52 Ella
At Bill and Fleur's second wedding reception Harry meets and falls for a Veela girl called Ella. What he does not realize is that Ella is short for Gabrielle... / EWE; Rushed one-shot, naughty. Warning for statutory rape. Happy (fantasy) ending.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 625, follows: 280, 12/26/2015, [Harry P., Gabrielle D.]
6 I Like Books
Bookworm Irma Pince is called to her Head of House for career advice. / Written for the QLFC Semi-Finals.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 7, 12/9/2015, OC, I. Pince
7 Wanting
Teddy is at the Potters' Christmas Ball and is not having much fun, feeling left out. Can a certain quirky blonde cheer him up? / EWE AU with a snippet of Lunar Harmony / Written for the QLFC Finals Round 1Harry Potter, K+, English, Angst & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 40, follows: 16, 10/8/2015, Luna L., Teddy L.
29 Pretend
Faced with the ultimate horror, overly amorous parents, Hermione Granger must do the unthinkable and lie to her parents. But what if they call her bluff? / Written for the QLFC round 13.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 216, follows: 153, 9/18/2015, Harry P., Hermione G., Mr. Granger
10 
Like, who are you?
Just as Mystery Inc. is wrapping up another case, they are stopped by two men dressed in strange red robes.. / One-shot for the QLFC round 12.Scooby Doo & Harry Potter, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 16, 9/3/2015, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Frank L.
13 Eyl-oops
Harry has a complaint about his new owl. / Crack fic, heavily borrowed from Monty Python!Harry Potter & Monty Python, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 536, favs: 53, follows: 21, 8/18/2015, Harry P.
34 Erised
AU, Harry is alone during his first Christmas at Hogwarts when he comes across the Mirror of Erised. / Dark Themes. / Written for the QLFC Round 11.Harry Potter, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 129, follows: 44, 8/16/2015, Harry P., Mirror of Erised
12 Wolfie McWolf Wolfiepants
A Werewolf named Remus Lupin? What a coincidence... or is it? / Marauder friendship drabble.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 30, follows: 15, 8/7/2015, Sirius B., Remus L.
217Hate You Very Much »
Harry and Pansy have a chance encounter in their sixth year, that results in some UST finally getting resolved. Hate/Romance fic. / No updates, on hold.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 958, updated: 8/2/2015 published: 10/3/2014, [Harry P., Pansy P.]
7 Death Eater
Regulus Black is forced to re-live his worst memories as he drinks Voldemort's foul Potion protecting the Horcrux. / One shot focusing on R.A.B., some implied slash (nothing graphic). Rated M for implications.Harry Potter, M, English, Angst & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, 7/29/2015, [Regulus B., Barty C. Jr.] Kreacher
16 The Trial of Dumbledore
AU One shot: Albus Dumbledore, the famous wizard who disappeared all those years ago, is standing trial. Why and how are the Potters involved? / Inspired by Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', written for the QLFC Round 9.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure, words: 3k+, favs: 84, follows: 39, 7/21/2015, Albus D., Barty C. Sr.
113 Bookworm »
Everyone knows Hermione is a bookworm. But just how focused /is/ she on her reading? Harry shows up to interrupt her reading with questions on the female body, and perhaps takes things too far... (Harmony, romance/humour/crack)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 590, updated: 7/15/2015 published: 11/30/2014, [Harry P., Hermione G.]