You say Kardashians, I say The Walking Dead.
You say Pirates of the Carribbean, I say The Boondock Saints.
You say Tallahassee, I say Daryl Dixon.
You say Zak Efron, I say Norman Reedus.
You say vampires, I say zombies.
You say Fuck You, I say Imma shoot a goddamned crossbow at your fuckin' head

-I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday

-When you call me a bitch I just laugh. Because darling, I knew that forever ago.

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