Never thought I'd see the day when I'd actually join this site, but I guess anything can happen. I really don't see much of a point of putting my personal information out there (then again, that might be the secret agent paranoia talking), so I'll just let you guys fill in th blanks on anything you guys either don't know or haven't guessed.
Though I do have some story ideas, I figure theres no better way to kick this off than use this profile to endlessly screw with 003. Oh look, you hit the end of my profile. See ya!