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713Portal: Love as a Construct »
GLaDOS brings Wheatley out of space to keep her company. Through trial and error, their friendship grows into an undeniable connection that they might be able to call love. With that on their side, they can do just about anything - maybe even save the world. Cores only. I don't care if you don't read the whole thing. Just read the parts that interest you if you want.Portal, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 122, words: 712k+, favs: 266, follows: 250, updated: 2/23 published: 11/1/2013, [GLaDOS, Wheatley] Chell, OC
Arkhamverse 24: Something the Riddler Would Never Do »
Edward made a promise to leave Gotham behind, but after Jonathan has recovered enough to travel he realises doing so would be a mistake. After setting himself the task of catching Gotham's new, fear-toxin-wielding vigilante, Edward is forced to face whether he has what it takes to move on and leave the Riddler behind forever.
Batman, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 13, words: 76k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 10/9/2022 published: 8/4/2020, [Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow] Barbara G., Selina K./Catwoman
Arkhamverse 0:Providence
He thought it was abandoned. But perhaps it wasn't.Batman, K, English, Suspense, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 10/5/2022, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Failure
Winning wasn't what was important.Batman, K, English, Drama, words: 1k+, 7/18/2022, James G., Edward N./The Riddler
Resurrection
Survival as a vampire means being clever and hyper-vigilant at all times. For fifty years, Jonathan and his freshly turned lover Édouard manage to be so. And then they don't.Batman, K+, English, Supernatural, words: 9k+, 1/12/2022, [Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow]
Batman: Change of Plans
Just what HAS Edward been building in that basement?Batman, T, English, Humor, words: 314, favs: 1, 4/21/2021, [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler]
2 Batman: The Best Damn Boss
When Wilson gets promoted to supervisor, he sees a lot more of Riddler than he ever wanted to. Takes place pre-Arkham Knight and post- my story 'The Riddler's Hot Chocolate Guy'Batman, K+, English, Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 3, 4/21/2021, Edward N./The Riddler, OC
Batman: Obsession
Jonathan thought himself above the desires of the body. Jonathan was wrong.Batman, T, English, Drama & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 4/21/2021, [Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow]
No Substitutions
He tried, but robo-Jon simply can't measure up. Idea from doctor-jon-crane of Tumblr.Batman, K, English, Humor, words: 777, favs: 2, 3/11/2021, [Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow]
Arkhamverse: Burial
He knew better than to go to his father's funeral, but he did it anyway.Batman, K, English, Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 3/10/2021, [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler]
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PortalBorderlands: Any Port in a Storm
Claptrap had only planned on hanging out with this Wheatley guy long enough to drop him off with somebody who could get him back home, but an emergency stop in a place with only one charging outlet put a major snag into THAT plan… [There Was Only One Bed but with robots]Portal & Borderlands, K, English, Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 3/5/2021, [Wheatley, Claptrap]
Batman:Vampires of the Great White North »
The man's face wasn't the only unusual thing about him, but Édouard would find that out soon enough. Vampire/Canadian AU.
Batman, K, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 19k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, updated: 2/17/2021 published: 4/7/2018, [Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow]
5 PortalHalf-Life: See You Soon »
The human race is a lost cause as far as GLaDOS is concerned, but there just might be one person worth her time.Half-Life & Portal, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 16k+, favs: 4, follows: 8, 1/23/2021, [Alyx V., GLaDOS]
1 Personal Interest
It turns out Edward has a vengeful streak a mile wide. Jim is going to have to do something about that. Arkham Origins AU.Batman, K, English, Family, words: 4k+, favs: 3, 11/5/2020, Barbara G., James G., Edward N./The Riddler
Arkhamverse 3: Centripetal Force
Jonathan had never been one to think too hard about what he hadn't done yet nor what the future held.Batman, K, English, Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 2, 9/1/2020, [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler]
Arkhamverse 18: The Test
The errand Edward sends Jonathan on seems trivial at first, but it's soon revealed to be more informative than Jonathan could possibly have anticipated.Batman, K, English, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 8/26/2020, [J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler] OC
5 The Riddler's Hot Chocolate Guy
It was both the easiest job and the hardest.Batman, K, English, Family, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 8/15/2020, Edward N./The Riddler, OC
PortalBorderlands: Assigned Permanent Companionship Units
Every robot manufactured in Claptrap's universe gets an assigned permanent companionship unit and, despite all signs to the contrary, he has one too. Unfortunately, not only is she a piece of work he doesn't want to spend two minutes with, much less forever, she lives in an entirely different universe. One that doesn't HAVE soulmates... (Soulmate AU)Portal & Borderlands, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 13k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, 5/27/2020, [GLaDOS, Claptrap]
8 PortalBorderlands: The Girlfriend »
Having a girlfriend is REALLY hard, but it's also way more awesome than he'd thought it was going to be. This story is NOT CRACK. It's a serious Claptrap X GLaDOS story. For real.Portal & Borderlands, K, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 20k+, favs: 39, follows: 39, updated: 4/14/2020 published: 10/24/2018, [GLaDOS, Claptrap]
2 Borderlands: The Hunt for Friendship
Sir Hammerlock expected his reluctant hunting trip with Claptrap to end in disaster and, true to form, it almost did...Borderlands, K, English, Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 3/24/2020, Claptrap, Hammerlock