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Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end.

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Copy and paste this acronym if you love Percy Jackson:

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )

(Put this on your page if u like music)
(o) music

pairings i souport



nico/nikki(see in fav stories)


coupels i dont souport




charlie the unicorn rocks!!!

hi world im janice daughter of hecate here to tell you a bit about mom

Weapon:bow and arrows

lacation:camp half blood

How to annoy Percy *updated*
1. call him seaweed brain.
2. or fish boy
3. tease Tyson
4. sing "Percy and Annabeth up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
5. Push him off Blackjack
6. Give him cursed flying trainers!
7. Push him off a bridge screaming "SWIM FISH BOY, SWIM!"
8. Say "in accordance with the prophecy" after all your sentences.
9. point at something random and scream "AAAAARRGGHH! A MONSTER!" every 30 seconds
10. Pay Grover to go into Percy's cabin at 3 in the morning and play his reed pipes.
11. change his ringtone to "unda da sea"
12. give him fish for every meal
13. whisper in his ear "Kronos is watching you." in a creepy voice
14. attempt to drown him
15. ask to borrow his pen

How to annoy Luke (pre Kronos)
1. Call him son of Hermes
2. Walk up to him wearing a black cloak and say "Luke I am your father"
3. Steal backbiter and swing it around making light saber noises.
4. remind him how he totally failed at defeating a 12 year old
5. Accuse him of stealing random stuff
6. Call him klepto
7. keep mentioning how much he reminds you of Hermes.
8. get his soldiers to sing the song that never ends when they're going into battle.
9. ask what he's getting Hermes for fathers day
10. wake him up by screaming "PERCY RULES!!!!" right in his ear.

How to annoy Kronos (this might be a looooong list)
1. buy him a parenting book
2. ask how he could possibly confuse a rock with his child
3. hug him
4. make every one of his soldiers hug him
5. tell him that no one takes him seriously when he is a teenager with the eyes of a sparkly vampire
6. every time he makes a plan say "nice, but remember, your up against Percy"
7. destroy his teddy bear! XD
8. tell him to take notes on Voldemort
9. read him the Percy Jackson books as a bed time story
10. make him listen to Justin Beiber
11. shout "FAIL!" at him and run off
12. suspend his cookie privileges
13. write "Percy rules!" over all his throne
14. steal his remote. blame it on ninja monkeys.

How to annoy Zoƫ Nightshade
1: put on a posh voice and use thy, thee or thou instead of you in your
2: grow poison ivy in her car
3: break her bow and steal her arrows.
4: introduce her to Thalia
5: Let Grover follow her around
6: sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves"
7: lock her in a room with the most annoying boy you can find.
8: Lock her in a room with Thalia
9: talk about how much you admire Hercules
10: Pay someone to chat her up

How to annoy Thalia
1. hug her
2. call her pinecone face
3. tie her to a pole on the top of Half-Blood hill
4. Bonus if it's a tall metal pole
5. Break her branches
6. dye her clothes pink
7. convince the aphrodite kids to give her a makeover
8. throw pine cones at her
9. dump manure on her feet and sprinkle her with water
10. force feed her pinecones.

How to annoy Annabeth
1. Beat her at chess
2. Ask her a question she can't answer ie:What came first the chicken or the egg?
3. Ask "why?" to anything she says
4. steal her magic Yankees hat
5. break her laptop (the one Daedulus gave her)
6. Call her Annie Bell
7. put spiders in her bed
8. sing "Percy and Annabeth up a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
10. Poke her and yell "she has the poke of doom. Nobody touch her!"

How to annoy Nico
1. tell him he smells of death
2. hug him
3. insist Minos is the ghost king
4. poke him and scream "OMG I poked a Goth kid!"
5. throw pokeballs at him
6. When he asks why say that you thought he liked pokemon
7. diss Bianca
8. call him zombie boy
9. make him listen to the llama song over and over
10. scream in his ear

Hi Joeslub(youtube)

What you are doing is very bad, you arent INNOCENT, Nobody was ENCHANTED to meet your comments. I go BACK TO DECEMBER when you wasnt commenting, I am HAUNTED everytime you post a comment, so us swifties have to reply. You are just MEAN. and on November 13th wasnt the BEST DAY.

IF THIS WAS A MOVIE I would've karate kicked you in the butt!

Nothing I can do is BETTER THAN REVENGE

Your just another PICTURE TO BURN


Swifties Of Planet Taylor

Lady Gaga taught me its ok to be different.

Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.

Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.

Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.

Taylor Swift taught me not every guy is going to treat me right.

Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.

Music taught me how to live.


most importantly, Rebecca Black taght me the days of the week

My name is Kiki, and i was raped before i died. I use to enjoy pain and now i inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped untill i could no longer breathe. Those meanies now suffer and die, and those who do not repost this to 5 videos will die too.i hate this 2 but i believe At the strike of 12AM, those who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long black hair. Those who repost this will get a kiss from their crush

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive Jesus is God!!!
Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the pearly gates of Heaven

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)


Pairings i support

Heather x Alejandro (total drama world tour)

Sam x Dakota (Total drama revenge of the island)

Jo x Brick (total drama revenge of the island)( this will become canon it just will can tell)

Scott x Dawn (total drama revenge of the island)

Serra x Cody ( total drama world tour)

Noah x Cody (total Drama)

Noah x Izzy (Total drama

Trent x 9 (total drama)

Tyler x Lindsay (total drama )

Bridgette x Geoff (total drama)

Marshal lee x Marceline ( Adventure time)

PG x PB (adventure time)

Carl x Boo (Bun heads)


Shows i like: Bunheads,total drama,Adventure time,gravity falls,regular show, bewitched,happy days , the Brady bunch

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