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Joined Jun '11

Hello fellow fanficers! my name is blackunicorn16! For awhile (please excuse my terrible spelling for future refrence) now i have been wanting an account, and now, here i am!

Name: blackunicorn16, what, do you really think I'm putting my real name up on the interweb?

Age: a number. That's all that I'm sayin'.

Well, now for a list of my fav's

Book: any Harry Potter books, or Lord of the Rings.

Movie: Star Wars! my prefrence is The Empire Strikes Back, or Forest Gump

Song: it changes daily

Star Wars character: "Yoda, you seek Yoda!" or Obi-Wan

Harry Potter character: Albus Dumbledore

All Time Favorite Character: Master Yoda

Well, i am now thinking as I am writing this, "What is my favorite soap?" well, it's uhhhh, I'll get back to you

on that!

O.K, so the reason behind my pen name is simple: my fav color is black, unicorns are my fav animal (they ARE real), and 16 is my 2nd fav number, simple as that!

A bit more about myself is that i hate steriotypes (did i spell that right?). I also hate it when people chew gum obnoxiously, same with flip-flops (clacking them I mean).

I'm a HUGE Star Wars fan, and I almost memorized the movies. I like The Clone Wars, too.

I love Harry Potter also, but i love the books more, I always re-read them. I also love A Verry Potter Musical on youtube, if you haven't seen it, i suggest you do RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL EAT YOUR PILLOW!

Oh yahhhhhh! I've also recently been infatuated with this little thing called Glee... And Dalton...

So, now I must warn you that I can tend to be REALLY random at times, and my stories will vary in genre alot.

Feel free to review!

A Word Form Our Unicorn: Stories are like food; they tase differently to everyone.

That is a saying that I made up, look for more Words Form Our Unicorn!

Hiya! I'm back from my break! look for more updates on my stories!

So, I recently became a HUGE fan of the Beatles, and Paul McCartney is my role model for the Bass (yes, I play the electric bass).

I'd also like to say that MERLIN IS AWESOME!!!!! Ahem, sorry for that little outburst there, but it is true.

Tumblr is

Post this on Your profile and bold the ones that apply to u

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life (Sort of...)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Haha, crazy to me is a compliment.)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair (well...) and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Depends on who you ask...)

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

I'm BRUNETTe, so i MUST hate blonds

Seriously People need to ditch Sterotypes put this on ur profile!

I shortened it a little, just so it would be more PG rated.

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