Welcome to my profile where you shall see many things that will blow your mind. Unicorns, rainbows, and DARKNESS! *coughs awkwardly* Please enjoy your stay in Kinz's mind and keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. Oh, and PLEASE do not touch my brain. Thank you for choosing my profile and hold on tight 'cause here we go!
Name: Why should I tell you? 'Cause you want to know? Not a good enough reason so you can call me Kinz.
Age: Not gonna tell you!
Birthday: Well, since I want birthday reviews...it's April 24.
Mental Stability: Insane. But don't worry! I'm great at parties!
Likes: Reviewers, great fanfictions, music, books, animals, strawberries, chocolate milk, ramen, and the colors green, purple, and black.
Dislikes: Flamers, horrible fanfictions ( ex. My Immortal ), idiots, annoying people, Justin Beaver, stereotypes, normal people, texting slang, and the colors brown and orange.
Side: The Dark Side. DEATH EATERS RULE!
Favorite Characters: Harry Potter- Fred, George, Hermione, Sirius, Snape, Bellatrix, Dobby, Remus, Tonks, Bill, Charlie, and Draco. Fruits Basket- Haru, Kyo, Kisa, and Momjii. Ouran High School Host Club ( in order )- Mori, Hikaru, Kaoru, Hunny, Haruhi, Kyoya, Tamaki. Sky High- Lash, Warren, Magenta.
We’ll get along fine as soon as you realize I’m God.
I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tongiht: darkness
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own personal bubble space, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.
There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS!
Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do insult them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
Friends are God’s apology for relatives.
Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!
Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile, and add your name to the list: Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, The Dawn Is Breaking, LazyShadowNin, bluebookbutterfly, , Voldemort's Weapon-In-Training.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, MyEdward797,PureTwilightFan14, isabellacarsonroxmysox,bella527624,99serrot,Siriusly luvs Harry Potter, , Voldemort's Weapon-In-Training
You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say James and Oliver Phellp is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY
SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!
If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, The Choco-Holic, Jade Snape-Holloway, psychotic me, LLAMAS WILL RULE THE WORLD, PrettyFanGirl, Cannotstopwriting,jasmineflower27, dork-with-glasses, Rhiannon da crazygirl. Fred-Weasley-Isn't-dead, cheesecake15, , Voldemort's Weapon-In-Training
If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account
If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows copy and paste this in your profile.
If you miss Fred Weasley , put this in your profile
If you are a die hard, no hope for cure Harry Potter fan, copy and paste this into your profile
You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin's and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife
- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret
I throw my skittles in the air sometimes, sayin " Hey-ho! Taste the rainbow! "
Copy and paste this on to your profile if you are quitely going insane.