hi
i'm Rosie and found this due to my cuz
i'm both an English and American citizen so speech pattern is a really bad mix of the two please bare with it (thankyou to all who do)
i love anime and several tv shows that would take forever to type so that not going to happen
i also have a cheerful dispostion some might say
but i'm also creepier because of it
i love things that give others fear
horor flics are fun to watch
my favorite pairings are
Supernatural: Samifer, Sabriel and SamXCas and pretty much all things Sam
Sherlock: MoriartyXSherlock and the childhood of Sherlock and Mycroft
Hannibal: Hannigrahm
no real all time favs on any other show
sooooooooooo
that's it
that is me
THE RANDOM STUFF:
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
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-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
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You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up.
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If you have ever given into the urge stated above, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.
if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile
If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile
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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
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If you ever(or constantly) read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.(my parents are never pleased with this)
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I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! IT CAN BE DONE! (just not recomended)
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (Yes, myself can make a great lawyer somday!)
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profil
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
98% of teenagers can walk normally without running into walls, if you're one of the 2% that can't, paste this in your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off
Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I do not suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!
My friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a fish.
Parents spend the first part of your life teaching you to walk and talk and for the rest of it they tell you to sit down and shut up.
My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!
Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls.
Heaven's doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
I smile because I don't know what the hell's going on.
My mind not only wanders. Sometimes it leaves completely!
The Below Statement is False.
The Above Statement is True.
You're playing with my delirium. Stop it! Put it down now before you break it and make me deal with reality!
"Too often we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b*tch-slap that mother @#?*&! upside the head... Pass it on"
If your soul is pure...taint it, I really haven't got the time
when life gives you lemons, ask for oranges
when life gives you oranges, ask for potatos
when life gives you potatos, go make a potato launcher :P
I may look like I'm happy and that nothing is wrong, but it's just a mask that I've made so you won't worry. I'm actually crying inside, but don't be sad. With kindness I have made one for you, that is why we are never sad together.
my Life is like a mirror, we get the best results when we smile at it
Writers block: when characters get fed up with all you put them through and go on strike.
"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet; you have to be in the right mood."
"What mood is that?"
"Last-minute panic." Calvin & Hobbes
You have nothing to lose with Life & Death...basically you've come from nothing - you're going back to nothing. What have you lost? Nothing!
Oh! A sarcasm club! ...how useful
i am better than normal! i am abnormal!
i get bored easily...deal with i- wait what was i saying??
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." - Pablo Picasso
pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɥʇıʍ ʇɐɥʇ op noʎ uǝɥʍ ʎuunɟ ʞool noʎ
Crazy= some kind of ambition. Crazy doesn't usually mean bad (that's psychotic)
One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and killed those two dead boys.
Smile: people will wonder what you're plotting!
So can I kill her for what she did to you?"
"No sensei...murder is illegal in America"
"...not if they are cloack-and-dagger missions"
"STILL ILLEGAL!!!"
When Life gives you lemons make grape juice then watch the World trying to figure out how you did it. It's hilarious!
Destiny is a funny thing child,you can control it or you can let it play you like a puppet on strings.I say take control,what say you!?
It's not murder if he dude saw it comin'
Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well, I can take it, and now I can give it back! STRIKE ME! You've never held back before!"
"You can swim I assume?"
"Yes. I can swim. But I'm not going jumping some cliff just because you say so!"
"No, no. Of course not. That'd be asking far too much of you. You'll jump off because if you don't, I'll shoot you. It'll be the same affect, really."
Live sucks, wear a helmet.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Dean Martin
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
I'm not the girl your mom warned you about. Her imagination wasn't this good.
The man may wear the pants in a relationship, but I control the zipper!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
Fanfiction: stripping away morals one layer at a time. - RockinJanelle :D
"A friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the cell sitting next to and say, 'That was AWESOME!!! Lets do it again!!'" - Unknown
"There will come a time when you have the chance to do the right thing." "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as the pass by." - Elizabeth, Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean 2)
"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to." - Unknown
"Of course I'm out of my mind, its dark and scary in there." - Unknown
"Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you." - Unknown
"A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, 'Its because your gay isnt it?'." - Unknown
"She's the kind of best friend that if my house was on fire she'd be making smores and hitting on the fireman." - Unknown
"Friends are God's way of apologizing for family." - Unknown
"What are three words garunteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" - Unknown
"Life's not passing me by, its trying to run me over." - Unknown
"When you need something said, ask a man. When you need something done, ask a woman." - Unknown
"When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, you're next. That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals." - Unknown
"I cant believe a little girl like you is so tough." "What? You think only big guys can be strong?" *girls glare* "Well?" "Um, no." - Cy, Kole, Star (TT Kole)
"I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and dont want to see you everyday." - Unknown
"Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies." - Unknown
"If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?" - Unknown
"Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Then turn around." - Unknown
"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy." - Joker (Batman)
"I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love." - Unknown
"Even if the voices arent real, they have some good ideas." - Unknown
"I'm not as dumb as you look." - Unknown
"You can fool some of the people all the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom." - Unknown
"I love my kids. I love my kids. I love my kids...I keep telling myself this so I wont attempt to sell them to the highest bidder on EBay." - Unknown
"I ask for patience to deal with the stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorence because Lord knows if I ask for strength I will beat them to death." - Unknown
"Family is not about whose blood you have, it is about whose always been there for you and who loves you no matter what." - Unknown
"A good friend will be there to calm you down when you're mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking, 'Do you think the hole is big enough?'" - Unknown
"Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So if I smack you upside the head, remember...I had a reason." - Unknown
"I got pulled over by a cop today and she said 'Papers.' and I said 'Scissors, I win!' then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser." - Unknown
"These kids with their attitudes! I may not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can sure beat the heck outta one!" - Unknown
"How ironic would it be if someone chocked on a life saver?" - Unknown
"You are evil, and you must be destroyed." "Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could." - Ouiser, Clairee (Steel Magnolias)
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...its a shame you wont be around to gloat. Wheres my shovel?" - Unknown
"Its been ten years Spongebob. You're never getting your driver's licence." - Unknown
"If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldnt be at your funeral cause I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you." - Unknown
"I am not Toph! I am MELON LORD!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!" -Toph (Avatar: TLA)
"Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much." - Toph (Avatar: TLA)
"Yeah! Lets break some rules!" - Toph (Avatar: TLA)
"You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!" "Um, yeah. I think your friend just said that genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes." "I'll roll your whole head!" - Toph, Azula (Avatar: TLA)
"You been hitting the cactus juice again?" "I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us." - Toph, Sokka (Avatar: TLA)
"What are you doing?!" "Saving the jerk who dumped me." - Fire Nation guard, Mai (Avatar: TLA)
"Whoo! Toph, you rule!" - Toph (Avatar: TLA) (And she really does! But she doesnt just rule, she rocks!!!)
"Toph, when I was in town I found something that you're not gonna like." "Well it sounds like a sheet of paper but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper." - Sokka, Toph (Avatar: TLA)
"Good work Toph! Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel!" "That's a great idea! Let the 'blind' girl steer the giant airship." "I was talking to Suki." "That would make a lot more sense." - Sokka, Toph (Avatar: TLA)
"Well then, what's this? *holds up wanted poster*" "I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people? I'm blind!" - Katara, Toph (Avatar: TLA)
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide!
"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!
Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?
You laugh because IM DIFFERENT.
I laugh because youre ALL THE SAME.
You laugh because Im not as THIN as you are.
I laugh because at least I can be HAPPY looking this way.
You laugh because I DON'T have a boyfriend.
I laugh because you ATTACK any boy you see.
You laugh because my friends AREN'T perfect.
I laugh because your friends will STAB you in the back in a second.
You laugh because I get GOOD grades and Im a "nerd".
I laugh because when you have no life, Ill be EVERYTHING you WANT to be.
Who gets the last laugh now?
poem by:TosterAlarmClock
(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl:slow down i'm scared.
Guy:no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.
-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl 777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alanna Warrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), Hisoka Yukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devoted dreams, Skyward Shadow,Hinarulover, BloddyRose 13. BloodyRosie
Put in bold what your friends do and take a good look at the result
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this
You Have To Read This: This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat.
This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat.
This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, When I grew up I was Black, When I'm sick I'm Black, When I go in the sun I'm Black, When I'm cold I'm Black, When I die I'll be Black.
But you sir, When you're born you're Pink, When you grew up you're White, When you're sick, you're Green,
When you go in the sun you turn Red, When you're cold you turn Blue, and when you die you turn Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post This On Your Profile If You Hate Racism!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!Paste this to your profile if you can read this!
A 15 year old girl holds her 1 year old son; people call her a slut. But no one knows she was raped at 13.
People call a girl fat; no one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be overweight.
People call an old man ugly; no one knows he had a serious injury to his face while serving our country in Vietnam.
Re-post this if your against bullying and stereotyping!!!!
Words of wisdom:
"The worst crap can end up being the best fertilizer. No story is worthless if you can take and grow something better from it."
"Don't hesitate to be your own worst critic; hesitate to be your #1 cheerleader."
"Ego will be your best friend and worst enemy. Make sure you lock both up before you start to write."
"Take each review, compliment, and negative remark with a grain of salt. Like anything in life, too much of anything can be bad."
"Be careful what you wish for: Never solicit for reviews or constructive criticism."
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black clothes and date other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate HOMOSEXUALS.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA .
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have ALOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drik and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m TRANSGENDER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST end every sentence with Mate
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
I have Blonde Hair and Blue eyes so I MUST be a Nazi
I giggle everytime someone says 'erect' so I MUST be a pervert
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who has to let go of my partners hand every time someone is around, she's too scared of the ridicule.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
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