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3 Marcus & Didyme: UNTIED
Beneath the gaze of a faded portrait, Marcus recalls Didyme's demise at the hand of her own brother, Aro. But even for the Volturi's strongest immortal, theirs was a love that shall never be untied.
Twilight, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 7k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, 10/13/2022
23 Cleaning Old Wounds »
All his life Embry has wondered who his biological father was, and after phasing, he's known it could only be 1 of 3 people. As years have passed, he's buried this knowledge and decided he'd rather live life in the dark than learn the life-changing truth. But when a mysterious man shows up at his doorstep, he'll have to face his demons- and his mother's -once and for all. Post BD.
Twilight, T, English, Drama & Family, chapters: 11, words: 67k+, favs: 19, follows: 28, updated: 10/6/2022 published: 9/6/2019, [T. Call, Joshua U.] Embry, Jacob
827Helga Unbound »
When Arnold finds his parents after years lost in the jungle, his relationship with Helga changes. As it evolves and as life throws challenges her way, Helga uses the journal Miles gifted her to document her every feeling. Will Arnold and Helga's relationship withstand the test of time; or will Helga become completely unbound? POST TJM. CANON. SLOW BURN. ANGST WITH HAPPY ENDING.
Hey Arnold, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 55, words: 338k+, favs: 311, follows: 321, updated: 3/23/2022 published: 11/25/2017, [Arnold, Helga]
6 Behind the Blender Glass
"Will I be trapped in this loveless affair with the bottle for the rest of my life? Could it be the soulmate I've conjured over years of hurt and disappointment? After all this time, can I really still claim that it was never about the alcohol? Or am I, like Bob, just another liar in this nightmare?" A look into Miriam Pataki's struggle with alcohol.
Hey Arnold, T, English, Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 11/3/2021, [Miriam, Bob] Helga, Olga
7 All the Pretty Little Horses
As Lila puts her daughter to bed, the mysterious carousel music box that sits on her nightstand brings back memories she had long since repressed-memories of her mother and the magic of a simple melody. ONESHOT.
Hey Arnold, K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 6, 1/30/2021, [Lila, Stinky]
27Polkahotness' Hot Mix Tape »
A series of SongFics. Each chapter is it's own oneshot, so feel free to pop those earbuds in and shuffle! R&R! (rated T for 'lyric content' that makes its way into certain oneshots. Mild language content)
Hey Arnold, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 28k+, favs: 12, follows: 11, updated: 8/2/2020 published: 3/10/2016
38 Shortaki Week ROUND 3 »
It's 2020 and after 3 years, it's finally that time again! 8 days, 8 prompts, 8 little stories to get that Shortaki juice PUMPING and the fluff is PLENTIFUL this time around! Join me in celebrating the couple of the century, of the universe, of the world- our one true OTP: Arnold Shortman and Helga G. Pataki! **Rated T because sometimes I like to swear
Hey Arnold, T, English, Romance, chapters: 8, words: 31k+, favs: 27, follows: 12, updated: 8/1/2020 published: 7/26/2020, [Arnold, Helga]
7 A Loaded Bowl of Memories
As Helga rides through town with Wolfgang in the early hours of the morning, she finds herself looking back to a past all but forgotten - a time long before this dreary, rainy day. ONESHOT **rated M for drug usage and language
Hey Arnold, M, English, Angst & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 5, 5/25/2020, [Arnold, Helga] Wolfgang
3 Trapped Behind the Glass
Despite fighting back each argument posed by the devil on Helga's shoulder, some days it feels as though she cannot win against her own insecurities. As she looks into the mirror at her reflection, she thinks back on how she ended up there in the first place while wondering if the girl trapped behind the glass will ever escape her inner demons. *rated M for mature themes & language
Hey Arnold, M, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 6k+, favs: 10, follows: 8, 11/10/2019, [Helga, Arnold]
39 No Place Like Home »
When Mr. Simmons' house burns down in a tragic accident, it's Arnold who comes to save the day in inviting him and his 'roommate' into the Sunset Arms Boarding House. But what he discovers is even more intriguing than the accident itself and shows Arnold just who his teacher is in ways he never could have imagined. Mr. SimmonsxPeter, Arnold.
Hey Arnold, K+, English, Family, chapters: 8, words: 36k+, favs: 27, follows: 11, updated: 12/4/2017 published: 10/13/2017, Arnold, Mr. Simmons
12 To My Dear Baby Sister
On Helga's Sixteenth Birthday, Olga writes her dear baby sister a letter explaining why her birth was so important to her. Complete with flashbacks and a backstory you won't forget. My own personal headcanon as to how Helga got her name and to how her birth happened.
Hey Arnold, K, English, Family, words: 3k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, 11/11/2017, Helga, Olga, Bob, Miriam
157 The Club »
I never thought life without Olga would cause so many problems for me. After all, out of everybody I knew, I was probably the only one with just cause enough to want her gone. Now that she was, everything was up in the air, including my relationship with Arnold. Could a view from Mighty Pete shed light on what I'd lost; or help me lose Arnold forever? *rated M for serious themes
Hey Arnold, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 20, words: 65k+, favs: 72, follows: 62, updated: 11/5/2017 published: 7/8/2016, [Helga, Arnold] Olga
86 Rent-a-Life »
What would you do if you had a second chance to fix all your mistakes from Senior year? For Helga, that's plenty of work, but can she pull it off before time runs out? AxH (rated m for thematic situations)
Hey Arnold, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 34k+, favs: 51, follows: 27, updated: 10/8/2017 published: 4/3/2012, Arnold, Helga
5 Helga's Hiatus
"My whole life, I'd spent trying hard to find that place that I fit in and it wasn't until I found the writing community that it all made sense. All those years of trying to find my little slot of importance was right there, and I was letting it slip through my fingers." When Helga goes on Hiatus from writing, its the encouragement from Arnold that helps her do what's best for her.
Hey Arnold, K, English, words: 925, favs: 2, 10/1/2017, Arnold, Helga
12 Unexpected Places
Helga had done it- after years of searching for Arnold, she'd finally found her love. Yet, before that love had been a pain that she'd thought she'd defeated years ago. It's when her ex posts pictures from his wedding, that the memories come flooding back and it's Arnold who's there to keep her grounded.
Hey Arnold, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 6, 9/30/2017, [Arnold, Helga] Wolfgang
75 Denting the 'Do: A Love Story »
Hillwood High is a muck with cliques like any other high school- Queen B's, Jocks, Preps, Nerds and even a bully or two to even out the score. In the end, will stereotypes prove stronger than the feelings between a tall-haired jock and the smartest girl in school?
Hey Arnold, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 47k+, favs: 45, follows: 36, updated: 8/12/2017 published: 4/8/2016, [Gerald, Phoebe] [Arnold, Helga]
1Serenades in the Moonlight
This was originally part of the 30 day writing challenge, but it was just too good to leave in that story so I had to take it out, revise it and show you all. Please read and review! When Phoebe breaks a date with Gerald, he hatches up a plan to win her back for the night... and possibly forever.
Hey Arnold, K, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 8/9/2017, [Gerald, Phoebe] Arnold
27 Shortaki Week ROUND 2 »
8 Prompts from Shortaki Week 2017. All Arnold and Helga. Enjoy and please review!
Hey Arnold, T, English, chapters: 8, words: 8k+, favs: 19, follows: 9, updated: 7/28/2017 published: 7/23/2017, [Arnold, Helga]
25 From the Desk of Arnold Shortman »
When Helga moves across state with her parents while opening "Big Bob's Cellphone Castle," Arnold is stuck behind regretting his decisions of breaking up with her in the first place. Could it be Arnold whose words bring them back together? Or the music he's secretly creating in her honor? Fun Shortaki fic inspired by the songs "Love Song" and "The Night We Met"
Hey Arnold, T, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 39, follows: 12, updated: 4/14/2017 published: 4/10/2017, [Arnold, Helga]
11 The Fire Within »
Eugene was always so positive in both life & its wonders. But what happens when his best friend reveals something he ISN'T positive about or even ready for? & what if that thing just so happens to be something he was never positive about in the first place? Get ready for everybody's favorite klutz to get his world flipped upside down in this soon-to-be classic coming of age tale.
Hey Arnold, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 4/2/2017 published: 3/22/2017, Eugene, Sheena
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