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Hair
Near likes hair. One shot.Death Note, K+, English, Humor, words: 418, favs: 7, follows: 2, 4/18/2014, Near, Mello
51Malevolence »
Mello has always wanted to make Near suffer, and prove that he wasn't just an insignificant runner up. Now he's kidnapped the little twit and has him begging on knees...and calling him Master. Rated M for a very good reason.Death Note, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 18, words: 18k+, favs: 36, follows: 37, updated: 1/21/2014 published: 9/14/2013, [Matt, Near, Mello]
6 What has been seen
Near has a secret Gevanni finds out one early morning. One-shot.Death Note, T, English, Humor, words: 848, favs: 6, follows: 1, 8/19/2013, Near, S. Gevanni
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Broken Monotone »
After the Kira case Near's years of suppressed feelings begin to take their toll and he succumbs to depression. Meanwhile Ciel Phantomhive grows bored and with doing nothing but bossing around Funtom's employees and drinking earl grey tea. When he meets his most eccentric customer, he relizes that maybe he can do more for him than just sell him his dice. DISCONTIUED!Death Note & Kuroshitsuji, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 6, words: 3k+, favs: 14, follows: 13, updated: 8/18/2013 published: 3/9/2013, Near, Ciel P.
9The art of finding out the hard way »
Near and Mello have always stuck together like Fluffernutter and Nutella on bread...will they always stay like that? Of course not. Mello can't keep the promises he made to the one person in the world who needs him most.Death Note, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 5, follows: 5, updated: 8/15/2013 published: 2/24/2013, Mello, Near
3 Computers
Near talks about computers.Death Note, T, English, words: 216, favs: 6, follows: 3, 5/14/2013
5 Sick
There is no way Near is going to let Mello stick that down his throat. And he is definitely not going to swallow it.Death Note, T, English, Humor, words: 524, favs: 12, follows: 4, 5/1/2013
2 I'm not even sure what to call this
I used one of those crackfic generators for this, and got a story about Near, Shinigamis, iCarly, and a verbally abusive dad named Bobby...Death Note, M, English, Humor, words: 673, favs: 3, follows: 1, 4/8/2013, Matt, Near
8 Pocket Kira »
On a strange island small creatures called pygmies worship an unseen god...Light Yagami. Parody of the iphone app "Pocket god" Involves numerous deaths, multiple ressuructions, and several boys in hula skirts.Death Note, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 12/29/2012 published: 8/26/2012
9 Things I'm not allowed to do at HogWhammy's
M, M, and N go to HogWhammy's. Here are all the things they aren't allowed to do. BTW should I make a real story about them going to HW? :DHarry Potter & Death Note, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 385, favs: 17, follows: 9, 9/26/2012
Shuffle oneshot challange
Put your ipod on shuffle and write cracks based on the song. Well not all of these are cracks but most of them are.Death Note, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/28/2012
11 Sisters, stalkers, love triangles, oh my! »
What happens when Mello finds out Misa is his long lost sister, Matt gets a crush on his long lost sister Mello has a crush on Matt and BB is stalking Mello? One sided MelloxMatt BBxMello MattxMisa may be slightly AU. Yaoi and straight romance.Death Note, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 15, words: 9k+, favs: 5, follows: 9, updated: 8/22/2012 published: 3/10/2012, Mello, Matt
5Letters and Numbers »
This story is up for adoption.Death Note, T, English, Tragedy & Family, chapters: 8, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 7/8/2012 published: 3/24/2012, L, BB
3Ominouse
A short oneshot. Will not take up much of your tiem to read so please do! :DDeath Note, T, English, Romance, words: 285, favs: 3, 6/27/2012, Mello, BB
3 Stray cat, Lost dog
Mello was gone. Matt is Near's now. But since when has "now" meant "forever"? One sided NearxMatt Oneshot, unless you want moreDeath Note, K+, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 586, favs: 5, follows: 2, 6/2/2012, Near, Matt
2Secondhand hatred
I don't want this, you can adopt it just pm me.Death Note, T, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 389, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/22/2012, Near, Matt
3 The Collapse songfic
Songfic to Collapse for Mello and Near. Mello wants Near to feel the pain he has. Poor Near remembers when they were frinds...Violence,minor launguage, torture, charecter death...Not yaoi. Not even romance. Oneshot.Death Note, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 4/29/2012, Mello, Near
7 What happens at whammy's, stays at Whammy's »
Short stories about the whammy's kids.Death Note, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 3k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, updated: 4/24/2012 published: 12/31/2011, BB, Matt, Mello
4 It's not like you'll miss me
When you're obsessed with something and you can't get it, and there's no way for you to get it and you can never get it no matter how hard you try and you feel like your suffocating...this is the only option...suicide blood swearing...general emonesDeath Note, T, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 767, favs: 4, follows: 4, 4/20/2012, Mello
3 How to annoy Near Mello and Matt
Title says it all.Death Note, T, English, Humor, words: 690, favs: 14, follows: 5, 4/20/2012
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