571Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick » Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer. *LEGION STORY ARC IN PROGRESS*
Warcraft, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 352, words: 201k+, favs: 470, follows: 468, updated: 4/16/2021 published: 12/12/2011, Human, Orc, Troll, OC
3 Awakening A living ship's husk is claimed, but it isn't actually empty.
No Man's Sky, T, English, words: 988, 9/14/2020
5Peon A tale for the holidays. They're the least recognized, often ignored cogs in the Horde machine. When things need to be built, hauled, or gathered, the peons get the job. Nobody really notices them, unless they miss their quota. But in spite of not being the brightest or the best, regardless that they're weak of mind and body, they're still Orcs, and Orcs have certain... instincts.
Warcraft, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 12/24/2019
1Mad Gamer Chick Universe: Concurrencies » Collection of short pieces filling in the gaps of Karie's narrative and revealing what minor characters get up to when she's not looking.
Warcraft, T, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 13k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, updated: 12/1/2018 published: 8/31/2018, Human, Orc, Tauren, OC
19 Bread from Buckland 2016 Winter Holiday Story. A young lass on her way home finds an Orc hanging from a tree.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 27, follows: 10, 12/24/2016, Orc, Human, OC
31 Moments » A single moment can impact a lifetime. From the first war to the rise of the Scourge and beyond, one such moment resonates for an Orc and a Human. Set in the 'Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick' universe.
Warcraft, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 5, words: 25k+, favs: 32, follows: 16, updated: 9/27/2016 published: 8/30/2016, Thrall, Human, Orc, OC
69Freedom's Limits » "He had only come across such vileness once before, three years past. Then, it had been a Woman with an orc lover. She had been beyond redemption, defending her monstrous partner as though it were her goodly husband." - 'Splint,' by helenamarkos. Who were they? What was their story? With the gracious permission of the author, Zoop is about to tell you... Cover art by helenamarkos.
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Tragedy & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 34k+, favs: 95, follows: 118, updated: 7/12/2016 published: 5/23/2013, Orc, Human, OC
140Zoop Goes to Middle Earth - Part I » Gratuitous, shameless self-insert. Ever wonder what Orcs in Middle Earth are *really* like? Me too. So I'm taking a trip to Arda to get the scoop on my favorite angst-ridden, misunderstood, just-wanna-be-loved critters, the Orcs. And hope I don't get eaten along the way. (Warning: may be occasionally humorous, but I make no promises.)
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 27, words: 22k+, favs: 51, follows: 70, updated: 2/26/2016 published: 8/12/2014, Frodo B., Samwise G., Uruk-hai, Orc
458Hookup of Epic Proportions » Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 26, words: 110k+, favs: 226, follows: 228, updated: 1/19/2016 published: 7/23/2012, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
26 Diary of a Raider » NaNoWriMo 2015 Side Project: While researching the possible whereabouts of a G.E.C.K. in the Citadel archives, you discover a restricted file on a terminal. Curiosity leads you to hack the terminal, in hopes there might be information pertinent to your mission in the file. What you find is something else entirely.
Fallout, M, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 10, words: 21k+, favs: 23, follows: 14, updated: 1/13/2016 published: 1/8/2016, OC
16 A Different Bundle of Joy One-shot, post-War of the Ring. Halloween holiday story just for fun. :) Orcs happen upon a woman giving birth alone.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 10/28/2015, Orc
12 Globatish One-shot. A moment in a particular Uruk's life.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 8/9/2015, Uruk-hai, OC
17 Bundle of Joy One-shot. A woman tries to make a getaway, but is stopped by an Orc.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, words: 899, favs: 35, follows: 18, 7/2/2015, Orc, Human, OC
11 Diversion Fourth Age AU one-shot. An escaped slave meets his end.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 824, favs: 7, follows: 4, 5/12/2015, Orc
5 The Stone Orc One-shot for Basement Dweller's Prompt. A young Goblin goes on a journey to learn the answer to a riddle.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 3/25/2015, Orc, OC
121Reconciliation of Mammoth Proportions Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small. ON HOLD PENDING HOOKUP REWRITE
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Drama & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 90, follows: 128, updated: 2/6/2015 published: 8/22/2013, Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC
205Lily's Reach » Across the province from the first dragon's appearance, Lily suffers cruelly and seeks refuge among the Orcs, urging Ghorbash the Iron Hand to apply gentler methods for a change. Same universe as "Duty Calls". Rated for language, rape scene.
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 22, words: 64k+, favs: 257, follows: 310, updated: 12/30/2014 published: 1/2/2012, OC, Nord, Orsimer, Ghorbash the Iron Hand
299The Dragonborn's Keeper » Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
Elder Scroll series, M, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 57k+, favs: 453, follows: 558, updated: 12/9/2014 published: 1/31/2012, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
2SURVIVOR: MIRKWOOD - Camping With Dwarves Challenge Edition The Hobbit Reverse Big Bang prompt from Tumblr, reconfigured, revamped, reloaded, and reborn! Everyone's back after that heart wrenching battle to see who can survive 3 nights in Mirkwood... over-burdened with Dwarves! This is the REAL battle of five armies, folks!
Hobbit, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 1, follows: 4, updated: 10/9/2014 published: 10/7/2014, Thorin, Bard, Elvenking Thranduil, Azog
493Dreaming of You » Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 41, words: 199k+, favs: 523, follows: 516, updated: 9/25/2014 published: 3/29/2012, Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC