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Joined Jul '11

Name: Marlies

(for those who don't know where Belgium is situated :) , it's a small country in Europe just above France)

Even though I speak Dutch, I love to read English books ( I don't know somehow I like them better) .

I got to know Fanfiction thanks to my brother, I want to thank him a lot for doing that !!

My time is spend by studying, drawing, watching movies, reading, sometimes singing, playing with the dog and washing my car... Busy don't you think :P

I wanted to make a short list of musicgroups and singers I like, but it turned out to be a rather long list so I don't think I'll publish it :) But I can say that the genres I like to listen are very diverse, from classical music to any kind of metal and back :) If you really want to have the list just PM me :D

When you're at an exam and you don't know the answer, just answer 4. Or you just want to insult someone but you don't know a good one, just say 4. Because everything equals 4. I'll show you:

Bunny = five = 4

Overreacted = eleven = six = three = five = 4

Shakespeare lived from 1564 till 1616 = thirty two = nine = 4

So I know this is a long profile, but just read it, you might find something you like. :D

- Knock the world right off it's feet and straight onto it's head

- Make a play for all the brightest minds and light will shed

- Don't be afraid to show your friends

- When I was 5 years old, my mommy always told my that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "Happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.

- Not all scars show, not all wounds heal. Sometimes you cant always see the pain someone feels.

- Tears are words too painfull for a broken heart to speak.

- I want to be remembered as the girl who always had a smile on her face, even when her heart was broken. The one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn’t brighten her own.

- I smell bacon, I smell pork. Run little piggy, I've got a fork !! :p

A lot of people give me advice, here are my favorites :)

- Life isn't always fair and you've got to make it worth fighting for!

- People always tell me girls shouldn't fight, but sometimes you have to forget you're a girl and kick some butt.

- Never let anyone stop you from doing the things you like.

- You deserve someone who knows how to make things up again after making you feel bad. Not someon who's very good with just the word 'Sorry'.

- A sense of humor makes a girl beautiful.

- Act like a lady, think like a boss

- Be the girl you’d want your daughter to be. Be the girl you’d want your son to date. Be classy, anything but trashy.

- Boys will break your heart. Real men will pick up the pieces.

Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down Girl: I love you!Boy: Now you have to give me a hug. Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him) Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down. Girl: (puts helmet on her head) Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet.In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live. (Copy and Paste this to your profile if you thought that was sweet)

Hair Color: light brown

Eye Color: a mix they're Blue but when you look more to the middle (a very small circle round the pupil) they turn green and brownish... a lot like a golden looking circle actually

Height: 5 ft 5

Profession: does school count??

What's Your Sign?: Aries

Any Siblings?: 1 brother

Shoe size: 6 - 7

Right or Left?: Right

Any pets?: dog!! (a border collie called Mirza)

What month were you born in?: April (April first !! No it's not a joke !!)

Describe Yourself In One Word: Smiley !

Biggest Fear: boats (I freak out when I'm on one) :s

Famous Person You Want To Meet: Don't know :s

Song At Your Funeral: Led Zepplin - Stairway to heaven, Dire Straight - Brothers in arms, Simon and Garfunkel - the sound of silence

Favorite Car: My dark gray Volkswagen Beetle (Not the 2012 version, the one before that)

Favorite Movie: too many...

Favorite School Subject: I like most of them...

Favorite Animal: dog or horse :)

Favorite Childhood Memory: too many :D

Favorite Number: 9

Favorite Month: july

Favorite Ice Cream: loads but no chocolat

I don't understand...: life

When I wake up in the morning...: I want to go back to sleep

Life is full of...: memories

I wish...: for happiness

Last November...: I celebrated my dad's birthday

I work...:hard

The world could do with less...: FAKE People

Write 12 of your Fave Book characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

(Twilight - Percy Jackson - HushHush)

1. Paul

2 Embry

3 Jasper

4 Alice

5 Edward

6 Patch (HH)

7 Emmet

8 Seth

9 Thalia (PJ)

10 Clarisse (PJ)

11 Nora (HH)

12 Annabel (PJ)

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Patch and Nora? Of course, don't you live on this planet ?!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Not really but she's fun!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? It would be the other way around I hope :D Or maybe eight is hiding something?? :D

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Yes, but not that good

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? No... I don't think Patch will give up on Nora anytime soon...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Edward and Thalia, Clarisse is way to violent for him... on the other hand, that could turn out pretty funny :D

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve? Emmet would laugh his ass off :P and Embry would probably turn red, and Annabel well she would say she thought it was Percy.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Oh euh... Got it... While Jasper was fighting in the wars in the south he met his stongest opponent ever... Clarisse... she and the rest of Ares' childeren couldn't ignore the fight and went to win... What will happen when Jasper and Clarisse don't want to fight.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Paul and Seth?? No I don't think there is otherwise poor Seth.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Emmet and Annabel...: 'I can't laugh with that'

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One Alice had never met Jasper and was running on La Push territory... Where the angry wolf chased her... she fell and their eyes met...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash? not that I now of

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? No...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? I dont think so, but it could...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? 'I'll rip your head off, and eat your liver!'

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

In a guy...

Funny or Serious?: FUNNY!

Cute or Hot?: Both, Don't make me choooose !!

Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?: Light please, or no dark, no gimme something special...

Long Hair or Short Hair?: in between :D

Curly Hair or Straight Hair?: straight please

Good Dancer or Good Singer?: Singer I like music so singer please :D

Jock or Rebel?: Depends but I'm more likely to pick jock, but rebels can be nice too

Smoker or Non-smoker?: NON-SMOKER !!

Druggie or Clean?: CLEAN !!

Beard/Mustache or Clean-shaven?: Clean-shaven

Younger or Older?: Older but not too old

Player or Loyal?: loyal, Isn't that obvious??

This guy or that guy?

Punk/Goth or Gangster?: I pass

Preppy or Cowboy?: can I pass again??

Sweet or Sexy?: Sweet, yup sweet !!

Well-educated or Dropout?: well-educated

Armani or Abercrombie?: Just give me a nice looking one :D

City-slicker or Rural Guy?: Rural

Blue, green, grey, or brown eyes?: I pass, I don't care I want special eyes :)...

Contacts or Glasses?: Contacts, but I don't mind glasses

Quotes I like:

-“I’m not the girl your mom warned you about; her imagination was never this good.”

- Instead of wiping away your tears, you should wipe away the people that made you cry.

- He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

- “Silence is a girl’s loudest cry.”

- “To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of bread to someone who is dying of thirst.”

- “When a girl says ‘don’t worry about it’, you’d better worry about it.”

- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

- Kids are the future. Be afraid... Be very afraid.

- People are like slinkies; basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

- No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

- I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.

- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?

- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried.

- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand!

- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.

- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours

- So what's the speed of dark?

- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities :)

- When life give you lemons... shut up and eat the damn lemons

- I was going to kill the ugliest person alive but then I thought I'd let your mom live one more day

- Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to. :)

- Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

- Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.

- They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people

- Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

- The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

- I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

- Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

- Forecast for tonight: darkness.

- If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?

- How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?

- If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

- There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- I'm not random I just have many thoughts.

- I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes.

- If you had a life you would stop talking about mine.

- We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

- Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

- Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over.

- Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later.

- God must love stupid people...he made so many.

- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

- When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

- Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

- Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much.

- If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense.

- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

- When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

- I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

- I have a dream and in it, something eats you.

- Everyone is beautiful on the inside... If you think bones and guts are beautiful.

- My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

- I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words!

- Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

- Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

- I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. :)

- In order to get to heaven, you have to make a little hell.

- If you try and don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

- Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Hmmmm...

- Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

- It's all fun and games until someone get hurt...then its hilarious.

- Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge. :)

- The more I learn, the less I understand...

- "My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone."

- "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." Geroge Strait lyrics

- “Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.” -Woody Allen

- "Stand up to be seen, speak up to be heard"

- "A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart."

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If you could read that put it in your profile

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.

Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the asshole who did this to you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile. Bold the ones that are for you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

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