12 Ladies and Gentlemen, Hogan's Hermits! In which the barracks is invaded by an earworm straight out of the British music hall tradition. Based on an idea by GrrraceUnderfire and written as her Winter Reviewathon prize.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, 1/31, A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk
6 Cutting the Strings In the midst of an ordinary day, mail call brings unexpected news for Carter. The sunny optimist of Stalag 13 must lean on his most cynical friend in his sorrow. Based on an idea by Tuttle 4077 and written as her prize for decimating all comers in the Winter Reviewathon. A bit longer than promised.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Drama, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 1/11, A. Carter, P. Newkirk
63 Dear Mavis, Are You Bloody Well Kidding Me? » What happens when Newkirk finds out that his sister has been writing letters to Colonel Hogan-and that the Guv has actually been writing back? Letters from an irritable British corporal happen, that's what. Many thanks for Prolegomenon aka Old English Game for inspiring this response with her very funny "To Colonel RE Hogan" story and to LE Wigman for playing along.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 27, words: 22k+, favs: 14, follows: 13, updated: 12/30/2020 published: 4/13/2019, P. Newkirk
13 A New Winter Coat In the season of giving, the moment eventually comes along not to repay a kindness, but to pay it forward. This story is connected to "In the Name of the Father," but it's not necessary to know that story to understand this one.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, words: 5k+, favs: 7, 12/26/2020, P. Newkirk
22Sparring Partners » Carter was a skilled soldier who had trained in self-defense, marksmanship, combat, and explosives. But throwing a punch at another human being had never been in his repertoire. Newkirk is determined to change that before they get into any more trouble. This will be short, maybe 4 or 5 chapters.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 3, follows: 8, updated: 11/19/2020 published: 10/27/2020, A. Carter, P. Newkirk
20Backwards Day » Carter is a punk, Kinch is an insult artist, Newkirk is a clueless toff, LeBeau sounds like a surfer dude, and Hogan is wondering what the heck happened to the world he knew so well.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 7/31/2020 published: 1/29/2020, A. Carter, R. Hogan
9 House of Goons Two new underground agents have arrived to replace Jenny and Willy on the Hammelburg escape route. But there's something strange and surreal about these two, and something quite worrisome about the judgment of the person who assigned them to their new post in the first place. Written for the 2020 SSSWC. Episode: The Flame Grows Higher. MOVED INTO X-OVER; GOON SHOW IS RADIO COMEDY
Hogan's Heroes & Radio Dramas, K+, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 3, 6/28/2020
11 Waiting for a Train Fiddling around with the clocks twice a year is confusing, tiring, and sometimes downright dangerous. A Hogan's Heroes homage to British humorist Will Hay.
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, Humor, words: 969, favs: 5, follows: 3, 3/13/2020, A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
11Now, Just One Minute The challenge: Take one minute or so of an episode and write it from the perspective of any of the characters. First up: What was going through Newkirk's head when LeBeau and Carter started singing "This is the Army"?
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 12/2/2019, A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
10 Toy Soldier Sometimes the lesson you teach isn't the one you intended. A returned soldier and his young son visit The Cenotaph on Armistice Day 1919. Photograph shows King George V placing a wreath at the monument that day. A missing scene from my story "In the Name of the Father." Winner of two Papa Bear Awards including Gold/Best Snapshot and Bronze/Best Original Character (Mary Newkirk).
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, words: 990, favs: 5, 11/11/2019, P. Newkirk, OC
24 The Velveteen Prisoners » They couldn't take it any more: The tight quarters. The dreary conditions. The oppressive smells. From deep inside the clothes hamper in Barracks 2, an escape is being hatched by three plucky chaps whose sacred mission is to render comfort to grown men, whether they like it or not. (Challenge #373.) It was blast to write and won two Papa Bear Gold Awards: Unique Story & Best Teaser
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 8, follows: 7, updated: 10/2/2019 published: 9/2/2019, OC
8 An Honest Day's Work Meaningful work isn't always honest work, is it? A Labor Day meditation on the kinds of work one man does and the stories he tells himself about what matters.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 9/1/2019
12 Schlafen Sie Gut When a miserably grumpy Corporal Newkirk takes ill, his friends rally around him, take care of him, and decide not to let him live it down. Until they have to, that is. T for some naughty words. Written for the 2019 SSSWC. Winner of 2 Papa Bear Bronze Awards: Best Medium Comedy and Best Speedwriting Story.
Hogan's Heroes, T, English, Humor & Angst, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 6/28/2019, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz, Wilson
5 A Flicker of Hope One of the qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. With a little patience, Hogan experiences a spark of insight that illuminates a dark corner of Newkirk's past. This story is the flip side of "Away Like a Flame," told this time by Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 5, 6/16/2019, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
11 Away Like a Flame There's a lot going on when you strike a match. For one thing, it can ignite memories of people that you're not even sure you really remember. Winner of 2020 Papa Bear Award - Bronze/Best Snapshot.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Drama, words: 942, favs: 4, 6/12/2019, R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
55 Which of Our Heroes? » Frogs. Inuits. Horses. Roller coasters. Romance novels. What do they have in common? Absolutely nothing, except that from time to time our heroes have crazy escapades involving a random array of questions on these and other topics, posed by HH fanfic authors and answered by yours truly. Inspired by the Forum thread of the same name and in response to Challenge #237. 2 PBA Golds!
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, chapters: 10, words: 13k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 6/10/2019 published: 11/15/2018, A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
12 Honor Thy Mother When it takes three months for the mail to reach its destination, planning is essential. But it would help if everyone understood what that Yank Colonel was talking about.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor, words: 981, favs: 12, follows: 3, 5/13/2019, A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
15 Sizing Up a Problem Sometimes weights and measures add up to mass confusion for our heroes. And if the US and Britain are two countries separated by a common language, just consider how confusing things get when you throw France into the equation. The working title was "Of Mass and Men," and you'll see why. Winner of two Papa Bear Awards including Gold/Best Short Comedy and Bronze/Best Quote.
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 3, 3/31/2019, A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
9 Ode à la Bouillabaisse Anglaise "You'd be locked up in the British Isles if you gave that to people. Don't let the Germans get that, mate." A little ditty inspired by the best scene in "Gowns by Yvette" and an offhand quip by Snooky-9093. Winner of 2020 Papa Bear Award - tied for Bronze/Best Poetry
Hogan's Heroes, K+, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 254, favs: 4, follows: 1, 3/8/2019, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
9 Nachbesprechung (Debriefing) Newkirk thought he'd seen everything until a seemingly benign mission took him to the Hammelburg train station. Shock and worry mingle in his debriefing session back at camp. Winner of 2020 Papa Bear Award - tied for Gold/Best Poetry.
Hogan's Heroes, K, English, Poetry, words: 391, favs: 4, 2/24/2019, P. Newkirk
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