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Mild SPOILERS for Captain America: Civil War. "Wanda was silent so Clint sighed and kept driving, wondering why he was always in these situations for heart-to-hearts."Avengers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 5, 5/5/2016, Hawkeye/Clint B., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch
12What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas (Or Not) »
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except Coulson is dead and shouldn't be alive much less there; Deadpool decides to join the party; and Clint can't stay in the stupid city because he's kidnapped. Good times. Sequel to 'Cupid's Arrow's Aren't the Only Thing to Pierce a Heart'. Clint-centric, rated for language, violence, and copious angst.Avengers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 14, follows: 19, updated: 7/13/2015 published: 7/2/2015, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
13 Sticks and Stones will Break Bones but Bullets Pierce Skin
*SPOILERS FOR AGE OF ULTRON* Sometimes not everyone lives to tell the tale.Avengers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 63, follows: 14, 5/4/2015, Hawkeye/Clint B., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver
12 Distractions End in Disaster (Like Everything Else)
*SPOILERS FOR AGE OF ULTRON* Life would have been better if genetically enhanced people didn't distract Clint. Clint-centric, rated for swearing.Avengers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 46, follows: 13, 5/1/2015, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B.
21 Cupid's Arrows Aren't the Only Thing to Pierce a Heart »
Of course Clint would be out on a mission when the entirety of SHIELD collapses as it's actually full of Hydra spies. And of course Loki joins him. And brings his stupid staff. Clint-centric, violence, languageAvengers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 18k+, favs: 37, follows: 26, updated: 4/21/2015 published: 4/15/2015, Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
8 Stationary Doesn't Refer to Just Fancy Paper
"The kid was unnaturally still. Not quite what Phil had expected when Fury told him there was a belligerent twenty-year-old convict he was supposed to recruit for SHIELD." Story glosses over Clint's recruitment up to the timeline of the first Avengers, being more of a character study than plot-filled.Avengers, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 53, follows: 6, 4/18/2015, Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
5 It's a Dog Eat Dog World
"It was a mangy mutt, tiny too - it barely reached his knee and it was all skin and bones. He had a shaggy coat, so mud and mats were about 500% more likely to attach themselves. Huh. Clint wondered if the dog was a metaphor for his life." In which Clint finds a stray dog. **Not the fluffy story you're likely expecting.Avengers, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 3/20/2015, Hawkeye/Clint B.
8 The Hawkeye Initiative
"Well, according to this blogger, the best way to fix the problem with every strong female character is to replace them with you in their ridiculous, over-sexed poses," Tony explained. Well, huh. Just whatever could Clint do with that information?Avengers, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 3, 3/1/2015, Hawkeye/Clint B.
17 Couched
Great as it was to bond and whatnot, Tony still found it weird. Barton didn't just collapse on people's couches and watch cartoons; especially not when he had his own bed - his own floor - to sleep in. Very much Clint-centric. Language and sensitive, though ambiguous and vaguely addressed, material.Avengers, T, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 63, follows: 28, 1/1/2015, Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
4 Misery Loves Company (And Hunger Does Too)
Nat had brought up the fact she could see the guilt eating away at him because he didn't talk and he didn't sleep and he didn't eat. The joke was on her because that was all pretty normal anyway. No pairings, swearing throughoutAvengers, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 21, follows: 4, 12/20/2014, Hawkeye/Clint B.
2 A Rose by Any Other Name still Smells the Same
"What's that smell?" The hunter looked at him like he was a chick from some horror flick - that is: an idiot. "Chicken and rice. I just told you." "I know what *that* smell is," Dean snarked back. "I'm talking about that...flowery one." Teen!chester. Pre-series.Supernatural, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 8/19/2014, Dean W., Bobby S.
2 So Far, Sew Good
Home Ec. Dean is in stupid Home Ec. But just why is he so good at sewing?Supernatural, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/11/2014
50 Dashing Through the Mall »
A Christmas themed two shot involving shopping, stalking and...ugly sweaters?X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 14k+, favs: 29, follows: 33, updated: 6/28/2014 published: 12/24/2013, [Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie]
8 One Simple Question
In life, there is one question men fear more than any other when coming from their lady's mouth. And Rogue drops this one question on Remy while she is pregnant. Another installment of the "Ah'm Pregnant, Dammit!" series:)X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 23, follows: 6, 9/27/2013, Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
3 Secrets of an Expecting Father
Remy is acting strange, dare I say suspicious, and Rogue is pregnant. Her hormonal mind leads her to believe Remy is cheating. I mean, if he's not being unfaithful, than what IS the cause for his peculiarity? An installment to the "Ah'm Pregnant Dammit!" series.X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 20, follows: 8, 9/26/2013, Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
11 A Little Southern Comfort
Rogue is feeling down following the events of Apocalypse. Luckily she has a loving Cajun to make her feel better.X-Men: Evolution, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 26, follows: 5, 4/2/2013, Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
10 She's Pregnant, not Dying
You know insanity reigns when a pregnant, previously Goth, Southern spitfire seems to be the most sane person in the mansion. Chocked full of suspense, craziness, deception, humor, drama, and, of course, romance, this installment has all the qualities of a great story! A member of the "Ah'm Pregnant, Dammit!" series.X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 35, follows: 8, 4/2/2013, Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
11 What's In a Name?
Rogue is trying to find the perfect name for her and Remy's unborn child. Another of the "Ah'm Pregnant Dammit!" series.X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 37, follows: 9, 7/21/2012, Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
9 The Troubles of Shopping at Smart Mart
Spin Off of "Attack of the Cravings". This is an insight as to the lengths Remy will go to make his Rogue happy during her pregnancy cravings.X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 4, 7/19/2012, Gambit/Remy L.
11 Attack of the Cravings
Semi-sequel to "Ah'm Pregnant, Dammit!" Remy is left to deal with Rogue's obscure, and yes, horrific cravings.X-Men: Evolution, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 995, favs: 28, follows: 10, 7/19/2012, Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
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