"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein
"Power corrupts, absolute power corupts absolutely." -George Orwell
'When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as everyone tries to figure out why the hell you did it' - Allyn Night
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz ( so true!)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein
"A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin
Love is friendship on fire.
“Don’t follow in my footsteps I tend to walk into walls”
“Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.”
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
“Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.”
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
“It takes 42 muscles to frown at the person who is annoying you but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap them”
If Tylenol, duct tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum.
One day your prince will come. mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
When I'm stressed, I laugh. When I'm happy, I laugh. When I'm nervous, I laugh. If I find something funny, I can't stop laughing.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
I am the bone of my sword
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands will never hold anything
So as I pray,
Unlimited Blade Works-Archer Fate/Stay night
Words to live by
Sic vis pacem, para bellum.-
If you want peace, prepare for war
Donec a legione
We will never forgive
We will never forget
We are anonymous
We are a legion
I will not forgive. Those that sully the Holyland. Know that the punishment for doing so is heavy.
Know this. You will know this!-Yuu Kamishiro
Proof that women are evil:
As any male can attest to, women are, most simply, time and money:
Women = time x money
(We know that time is money so, )
Women = money x money
Women = money squared
(We also know that money is the root of all evil,)
Money = square root of evil
Money squared = evil
(And if women = money squared)
ERGO, Women = evil
~ Credited to Simon Singh