Cyan Quartz PM
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Hexar The Infested, Meme King Of Atlantis, Ancient Leviathan HiveMind
-Full name not depicted- A sweet little letter written to Charles Xavier, after a speech encouraging positive Mutant-Human relations. Based off a shit post I literally just made on the web comic Helvetica.X-Men, M, English, Western & Horror, words: 347, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/17/2017, Charles X./Professor X, OC
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In Which Earl Is The Robot
And Overwatch Is Based In A Shitty Trailer.My Name is Earl & Overwatch, T, English, Humor & Crime, words: 166, 2/20/2017, Zenyatta, Genji S.
Crummy AU For Eternally Never Yours
This is Crummy AU For Eternally Never Yours, a cancerous outlook on the behaviors of a certain fruity princess in a wonderful story where Mario gets PG ass blasted; with drama and adventure and all that junk. To my few followers, this will not surprise you. To all else, it's fucking toxic in here.Mario, M, English, Humor & Crime, words: 417, favs: 1, 11/24/2016, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser
Pepe See's Madness
Pepe will bring destruction. Pepe will bring peace. Pepe's a crazy sonnuva bitch, and The Dwaine won't stop playing that damned kazoo.
Parodies and Spoofs, M, English, Spiritual & Horror, words: 411, 11/11/2016
2 Sonic Goes Fast
A heartbreaking account of Sonic T. Hedgehog's last attempt at saving the adorable critters he holds dear to his heart. This is not a story for the faint of heart. Even I cried. Curse that maniacal overlord, God forgive Dr. Eggomon.Sonic the Hedgehog, M, English, Tragedy & Parody, words: 903, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 11/7/2016 published: 11/6/2016, Sonic, Tails, Dr. Robotnik/Dr. Eggman
Trashy Fanfictions Number 3
Math Sux. When accountants go too far, who will save us?F-Zero, M, English, Parody & Angst, words: 775, 8/28/2016, Captain Falcon
Trashy Fanfictions Number 2
Choose goose sponsors my wisdom.Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, K, English, Suspense & Poetry, words: 26, 5/1/2016
Dwight VS Jim
The heat is on!Office, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 611, 4/7/2016, Michael S., Jim H., Dwight S., Toby F.
Trashy Fanfictions Number 1
REVELATION INSIDE!Earthbound, K+, English, Spiritual & Tragedy, words: 148, favs: 1, follows: 1, 4/4/2016
1 It Was A Dark Room
A pong interpratation I just came up with in the shower.Pong, M, English, Supernatural & Horror, words: 640, favs: 2, 10/28/2015
1 Suck It
You people get to suck it terribly hard.Harry Potter, M, English, Poetry & Parody, words: 109, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/26/2015, Harry P.
The Lunchtime Freaks
Don't read, embarrassing.My Little Pony & Doctor Who, M, English, Parody & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 4/27/2015