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4The President, Her Crush, and the Wingwoman Monika, confident in the face of almost all other challenges, finds herself too shy to ask out her crush, MC. When their mutual friend proposes to bring them together, Monika reluctantly finds herself placing her faith in her. This is a silly three-chapter tale of two people who both wrongly think the other is too good for them and of the one person willing to bring them together.
Doki Doki Literature Club, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 13, follows: 15, 8/19, [Monika, MC] Sayori
259The Things She Does For Love » A series of random, yet connected short chapters and arcs revolving around Monika's hare-brained schemes to win MC's heart. Mostly fluff, but not always.
Doki Doki Literature Club, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 64, words: 89k+, favs: 361, follows: 352, updated: 8/17 published: 4/9/2018, [MC, Monika] Natsuki, Sayori
25Natsuki's Quest to Get Laid » Natsuki has a problem. Though she is in a loving relationship, her boyfriend has yet to take it "to the next level" with her. With her patience waning, she resolves to seduce it out of him by any means necessary. This is a series of chapters showcasing her attempts to do just that. I think it's pretty obvious why this has an M rating.
Doki Doki Literature Club, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 21k+, favs: 54, follows: 65, updated: 7/29 published: 3/17/2020, [Natsuki, MC] [Monika, Yuri]
3 Dempsey's Ideal Girl One day in Kino Der Toten, Dempsey brings up replacing Richtofen with a hot chick, leading Richtofen to torment Dempsey in a far more awkward way than most of his victims experience. This isn't a pairing story, just a crackfic that was inspired by a game of Kino where I was Dempsey and the Richtofen player kept teleporting with me to Pack-a-Punch.
Call of Duty, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 10/15/2020, Tank D., Dr. Richtofen, Takeo M., Nikolai B.
3 Muscular Garfield Joins the Literature Club » After inviting everyone's favorite lasagna-eating cat to join the literature club, Sayori develops a crush on him. MC, with the help of Natsuki, must embark on an undercover mission to win back his childhood friend's adoration at all costs. How can he compete, though, with a gorgeous hunk of cat like Garfield? And is the love he really wants right under his very nose?
Garfield & Doki Doki Literature Club, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 10k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 9/5/2020, [MC, Natsuki] [Garfield, Sayori]
Ceremony "Oh, you can't tell them about The Flesh! What I did. . . they'd kill me if they knew."
Call of Duty, M, English, Horror, words: 1k+, 2/12/2020, Samuel S.
5 The Garfield Scrolls V: Skyrim » A retelling of Skyrim's main quest, with the only major difference being that Garfield is the Dragonborn. Nobody asked for this, nobody probably even wanted this, but it exists now, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Garfield & Elder Scroll series, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 11/1/2019 published: 10/27/2019, Garfield, Alduin, Lydia
21 Of Angels and Men » Yuri has quite the night ahead of her- she plans to confess to MC! As the anxiety builds within her, however, can she control herself well enough to keep from bursting?
Doki Doki Literature Club, T, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 45, follows: 28, updated: 9/9/2019 published: 4/9/2019, [MC, Yuri]
10 Talking With Dadsuki MC and Dadsuki have a little chat with one another. To MC's surprise, it actually goes rather pleasantly.
Doki Doki Literature Club, K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 19, follows: 11, 6/11/2019, [MC, Natsuki]
4 Letters Every day, Sayori finds a letter waiting for her when she wakes up. A wholesome, slightly uplifting fluff story written to practice writing a story in the present tense.
Doki Doki Literature Club, K, English, Romance, words: 754, favs: 23, follows: 10, 5/1/2019, [Sayori, MC]
7MC's Surprise Sick Day Visitor After a particularly terrible cold forces MC to stay home from school, a certain pink-haired visitor comes to check up on him. Another shameless Natsuki fluff story.
Doki Doki Literature Club, K, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 31, follows: 13, 3/30/2019, [MC, Natsuki]
5Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: The Beach Episode Obi-Wan and Grievous find common ground while basking in the rays of Beechplannett.
Star Wars, T, English, Tragedy & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 3/11/2019, Obi-Wan K., General Grievous
5 You Have a Wholesome Encounter With a Wild Magikarp You Have a Wholesome Encounter With a Wild Magikarp. I don't know why I wrote this, but I guess I just felt like it.
Pokémon, K, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 3, 3/8/2019, Magikarp
6Operation P R O M » Natsuki is left heartbroken after discovering that MC asked Yuri to senior prom. However, with the help of Monika's clever thinking and Sayori's moral support, there may still be a chance for the two of them to get together after all. Commence Operation: P. R. O. M.
Doki Doki Literature Club, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 22, updated: 2/20/2019 published: 2/4/2019, [MC, Natsuki] Monika, Sayori
5 Loss I II II L
Misc. Comics, K, English, Poetry & Tragedy, words: 20, favs: 4, follows: 1, 2/20/2019
7 BEN SHAPIRO IMMUNIZES AN INNOCENT CHILD WITH VAX AND LOGIC AKA UglyTurnip stands on a soapbox for roughly a thousand words. A fic that probably won't do any good for any cause, but one I wanted to write anyway.
Parodies and Spoofs, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 2/13/2019
2The Old Coot and the Young Cowboy For once in his life, Uncle takes a stand. For once in his lazy, miserable, good-for-nothing life, Uncle rides out into danger, if only to protect and aid the last Marston left alive. A.U. retelling of "Remember My Family" where Uncle was not present during Ross's attack on the ranch.
Red Dead Redemption, T, English, Western & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 11, 2/4/2019, Uncle, Jack M.
Sora Is Assassinated by the Dole Dippers Penguin Tainted Dole Dippers cause Sora to meet his ultimate fate.
Kingdom Hearts, T, English, Horror & Parody, words: 585, favs: 1, 1/31/2019, Sora, Donald Duck, Goofy
3 Doubts On the eve after her wedding, Natsuki has a disturbing nightmare about her papa. Luckily, her husband is there to drive her doubts and fears away.
Doki Doki Literature Club, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 24, follows: 11, 1/29/2019, [Natsuki, MC]
21 His Special Day » After his relationship with Monika comes to an abrupt end, MC is left broken, confused, and lost. Luckily for him, his best friend has an idea to cheer him up, as well as maybe confessing her own feelings in the process.
Doki Doki Literature Club, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 74, follows: 46, updated: 1/28/2019 published: 8/30/2018, [Sayori, MC] Monika
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