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have a story idea for anyone who wants to do it... and more than one person can do it; it will be interesting to see different people's styles of this idea:

right, you know stitch's cousins? (minus angel, 'cause of the whole her and stitch being in love... so maybe his cousins and girlfriend would be better. xD)

one day lilo stitch and whoever you want along with allllllll of the experiments come together one day and either TALK about all the adventures lilo and stitch had in the movies/episodes or WATCHING them. 'cause think about it the experiments weren't there for some of the adventures their gonna be curious about what their cousin stitch and lilo were up to while they either weren't there or weren't activated yet. :D what do you think? would it work? I PERSONALLY would LOVE to see stitch's cousin's reaction to some of the adventures. IT COULD BE A *BONDING* EXPERIENCE FOR THE COUSINS AND ONE GIRLFRIEND. :3

just had a thought. in the second movie "stitch has a glitch" it was discovered that in the beginning of the first movie where stitch first goes to earth that stitch was a NEWBORN! and the other experiments are varying ages older than him. making all the experiments as a whole's age range from newborn to kid to maybe flat-out teen. oh! had another thought all the experiments were created by jumba right? well, that would make all the experiments "siblings" rather than "cousins" wouldn't it? ... well... besides angel 'cause of the whole in love thing with stitch. though I don't think the experiments are actually related by blood. BUT they were ALL created by jumba. making THEM siblings and HIM their father... or MOTHER if you want to get technical... 'cause of the whole "bringing them LIFE" thing. xD ... though I think jumba would rather be called "father" rather than "mother" xD

sort of makes how they act out in the movies/series MUCH more sense don't it? xD it was basically all of them throwing one BIG tantrum... HECK that one experiment retro? the way to reverse all the things that he did? wrap his tongue around the thing he turned back to it's earliest mindset/whatever you call it and then SPANK HIM ON THE BOTTOM. xD I liked stitch's reaction to discovering that. he laughed and then said Bootifa which translates to: Cool/good/beautiful. retro responded by blowing stitch a raspberry looking almost like he was pouting. :) though the sweet thing is that when it came down to reversing everything it looked like stitch didn't spank him that hard all he did was lightly tap him on the bottom three times. HELL stitch even APOLOGISED to retro for it while rubbing his back. w it was CUTE. you can find the episode by the way just go to youtube and search "lilo and stitch retro" you'll find it.

when the whole "stitch has a glitch" thing comes up I can SO see the experiments reacting like any family member would in that situation.

what some of these authors don't seem to understand is that PETER WAS THEIR FRIEND at some point NOT TO MENTION that he WAS A MARAUDER that meant he was JUST as mischievous as his FRIENDS and BROTHERS and NOT just some follower that cheered and clapped. and YES I know that's what he was doing in that scene in the fifth book but *I* believe that like with james and sirius, we just caught peter at a BAD time and that wasn't what he normally acts like. maybe he was just REALLY hyper and excited that day. but that's just a headcanon of mine. *sigh* with some of these authors though they took that scene in the fifth book and just assumed that's what peter was like ALL THE TIME. :( I don't believe that. to be a marauder you would HAVE to be GOOD AT pranks and lying, which he WAS considering it TOOK THEM BY SURPRISE that he was the traitor, and a WHOLE bunch of other stuff. you can't exactly be just a brainless follower AND have those traits. -_-

hi, trying to find a story. think it was a reading the third book story, but not sure.

not 100% sure it's a reading the book thing but I think it was. the reached the part where it mentions the prank on snape where sirius tells him how to get through the willow. but instead of remorse like in other fics sirius gets angry at remus for calling it a prank. remus says "what was I supposed to say?" I think don't remember what he said but I KNOW sirius responded ANGRILY with "it was REVENGE" if anyone knows what story this is let me know. :)

something that I'm half toying with. let me know if any of you want to do it. :)

half of something I'm toying with. ok, you know how in 5th/6th-year sirius made a mistake/betrayed his brothers? well, last night/this morning I thought of a scene. and considering the whole "Black family madness" thing it seems pretty realistic. right, so his brothers know him inside and out right? so they would know that to punish him effectively they would have to ignore him for a time since he is a people person. so after a while, make up the most realistic time frame (considering I don't see them being TOO cruel to him... you know.. since they love/care for him and all.), the black family madness is starting to affect him HORRIBLY. one day a first-year girl is walking by a tower (not sure which one) when she hears crying/sobbing she stops worried but then she hears.. giggling? freaked but still worried she quietly goes up to check if the person is alright. she sees sirius black (not that she knows who he is) sitting cross-legged on the floor rocking back and forth muttering to himself seeming to be talking to someone. example: "yes jamie I'm sorry" "leave me ALONE mother" (his memories are bombarding him. but he's so out of it, he doesn't realise that it's not real) the girl is frightened and makes a squeaking sound. sirius looks up... but he doesn't see a GIRL he sees SEVERUS SNAPE... in HIS eyes at least. (like I said he's not right in the head from being away from his beloved brothers) he slowly gets up. "it's your fault I lost them." (snape had taunted sirius into snapping and telling him about the willow... be creative make something up) he says this while twitching slightly. "you want to talk death eater? ok, let's talk" what was freaking the girl out was that he wasn't yelling. suddenly he grinned eerily and pulled his wand out then right before her frightened eyes he wandlessly turns it into a butcher knife. she screams and uses accidental magic to slam and lock the door. "LET ME OUT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU SNAPE LET ME OUUUUUT!" and with a burst of strength slams the knife through the door half way. she screams and bolts back down the stairs. james, remus, and peter happen to be walking down that particular hall and hear the scream. they see her running twards them. they stop her to see what's wrong. "HE'S GONE CRAZY!" she sobbed/screamed. "who has?" remus asks worriedly. "I-I don't know his name" "tell us what he looks like" said james. "l-long hair grey eyes." the three boys eyes harden. "what did he do?" said james in a no nonsense tone of voice"I-I was walking down the hall w-when I heard crying *now using a confused voice* but then the voice was laughing" the other three get worried and confused expressions but don't interupt. "I went up to see if they were alright and he was just.. sitting there.. rocking back and forth. he sounded like he was talking to someone but there was no one there" now they have a horrified/scared look "suddenly he l-looks at me and *her brows go down if confusion* he called me something... snip.. snape?" remus puts a horrified hand to his mouth. james looks grim. peter looks near tears "he gets up... but he has an odd look in his eyes... like he's not all there *now shivering* he said that if "I" wanted to talk so much then we could talk suddenly he pulls out his wand" all their eyes widen and remus is suddenly scanning her for injuries as she keeps talking "I'm not sure how he did it but suddenly his wand was a BIG knife" peter gasps and james mutters a horrifid "no" "I screamed and.. I think I used accidental magic 'cause the door slammed shut and locked" "good" all three breathed in relief (not that she heard) "he w-was screaming to be let out and that he was gonna kill me. and suddenly the knife is through the D-DOOR." she breaks down "I ran after that" "right" said james "go to the hospital wing and ask for a dreamless sleep potion we'll take care of him" she runs down the hall (still glancing back) james turns to the other two "lets go" he says in a stern tone of voice "this ends NOW" they go to the tower back with sirius he takes the knife back and turns it back into a wand "... how did a hole get in the door?" he asked in a dazed tone of voice. he puts his hand on the door and fixes it then goes back and sits on the ground again and start rocking back and forth. (Oh, I know it's been a while, but Marvelgeek42 made this fic idea for me for my birthday. :D Go check it out! *Beams* It's called: "looking into the abyss")

marvelgeek42 posted another one of my ideas on their story plot bunny farm please adopt some of the stories. :) please and thank you.

https : // www . fanfiction . net /s/ 11621956 /10/ Plot-Bunny-Farm

hi, if you ever need your faith restored in humanity watch this video. :') :

https: // www. you tube .com / watch?v= 9b9xFeQrPrs

came up with something else:

sirius and james, as teens, are interrogating an enemy, not sure who come up with one on your own, but instead of HURTING them they're MARAUDING them:

sirius: *looking at the person thoughtfully* hmmm, hey prongs you think our boy here is ticklish?

james: *thoughtful* only one way to find out.

sirius: 1, 2, 3!


person: *SCREAMS with laughter... and curses*

sirius: *jumping up and down with glee clapping his hands* he is, he is!!!!!

after a bit james leaves to pee.

sirius: so... ready to talk yet?

person: *threatens bodily harm* -and after I'll rip your skin from your bones!

sirius: *thoughtfully* ok, thank you I'll give james your message.

before he can ask what sirius meant by THAT james returned.

james: so, did he say anything while I was gone?

sirius: yup, he wants to be tickled again but with the spell cranked HIGHER.

funny little skit i came up with. XD:

random person: so sirius what's your most embarrassing moment/biggest mistake.

sirius: oh, i don't have one.

james: *smirking* well what about.. *now bent over swearing*

person: is everything alright?

sirius*shakes head sadly* poor thing has a leg-cramp. *eyes sparkling innocently*

james: *growling* oh now i'm DEFINITELY telling.

sirius: *growls in james' ear* and he's gonna get another one if he doesn't keep his trap SHUT.

xD that's all i have sadly. if anyone wants to somehow put this in their story and make it funny somehow let me know i would love to read it. if you're wondering sirius kicked james HARD in the leg... possibly the shin. :) pm me if you want the bit in your story. would love to read it. :D

I FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG! ok, now that i've got THAT out of my system, you know that song on the movie "Holes"? the one when "Kissing Kate Barlow" died? the sad and soft and GORGEOUS one? i FOUND IT. i was watching a video of the scenes in the movie and scrolled down to the comments section and someone asked the same question i've been asking "what is that song?" someone FINALLY answered with the RIGHT answer none of this "oh, it's i will survive" BULLSHIT! they finally gave the CORRECT song! now enough of my happy babbling :D here it is though i'm gonna put some spaces to make sure it shows up. :) 'cause i know some of you may be going through the same frustrations. and if it DOESN'T show up or the video gets deleted the song name is "Fate Turns" just search that with the movie name "Holes" and you'll get it:

https:// www. youtube .com /watch?v= 3Y9R6 Q625xo


WHY do i keep running into molly bashing stories? why do people hate her so much, is it because of the argument between her and sirius in the fifth book? if yes then, IT WAS JUST AN ARGUMENT! they were both frustrated and angry all to hell for different reasons. sirius because he was trapped in hell - er.. his childhood home and still being wanted and the whole peter thing. not to mention depression over james and lily, 'cause if you guys don't remember HE NEVER GOT TO MOURN! heart wise it's still that halloween night for him. and molly 'cause she is worried about her children and loved ones, and the whole thing with percy not speaking to them. so let me make this perfectly clear: they. do not. hate. eachother. now i'm not sure if they are friends or not, j.k. rowling never said. but they DON'T hate each-other. at all. they got hot-headed and blew up at each-other. THAT DOESN'T EQUAL HATRED! they just got to their boiling point and said some things THEY DIDN'T MEAN. *talking to the people who think molly meant all the crap she said* and i don't buy the whole "molly doesn't think sirius should raise harry 'cause she hates him and thinks he's a danger to harry" shit either! now YES she's probably worried about it. but she'd probably just give him advice when he needed it, NOT TRY TO KEEP THEM APART. if not for sirius then for HARRY'S SAKE. 'cause if you morons can't remember SHE LIKES HARRY AND THINKS OF HIM AS HER OWN SON, meaning she wants him to be happy, SEPARATING HARRY FROM SIRIUS WOULD NOT MAKE HIM HAPPY! and i don't know about you all but reading the books molly DID NOT come off as such a BITCH as i keep running into in fanfics. STOP IT. now. *breaths* ok... i'm done now. :)

hey peoples i'm trying to find a fic about harry potter i read a LONG time ago. help?:

in the fic harry goes back in time, at some point he is either LIVING with the weasleys or he is VISITING them. he goes to sleep and has a nightmare where dumbledore finds out he is from the future and erases harry's mind. he wakes up and is so freaked out everything in the room, and i think the HOUSE, is shaking. and i'm PRETTY sure this is in it too. sirius as padfoot is running from dementors harry saves him and they both go back to the borrow. there is a barrier around the property. that ministry people and bill made with ruins. harry PULLS the dementors TOWARDS the barrier and they EXPLODE. help???? oh, and if i remember right harry was REALLY powerful 'cause his ADULT magic came back and fused with his CHILD magic. thank you if you know what the story title is. please help?

they did another one :D :




https://www .fanfiction.net /s/11621956/7/ Plot-Bunny-Farm

[james being a relative to the uchihas and lily being a relative to the uzumakies (i'm talking years back, the two of them CAN'T be from the village or know OR be on a mission) the rookie 9 go to hogwarts to protect it for some reason and find out about james and lily (has to be during the marauders era) naruto and sasuke are stuck between horror and amusement when they find out james is head over heals GONE in love with lily... though i can see naruto getting a HUG kick out of this considering when james is around lily he DEFINITELY doesn't act like a stoic uchiha.xD]

(*tilts head*... sirius black as loki's son. *laughs* i know ONE thing poor siri would be ECSTATIC at finding out he's not related to the other blacks. the only down side would be the fact he wasn't related to james & regulus. as a side paring james/sirius as a couple. but you don't have to do that it's just a paring that recently would NOT leave me alone. i've become addicted to the idea recently.)

POSSIBLE story idea: thor gets reborn into michael myers, with him he gets loki's emotional state both good AND bad with him. so as "michael" grows up with all the abuse from his so called "step dad" and i use that term LOOSELY and with the bullys he snaps. one day this group appears calling themselves the avengers, loki is with them. they are from another universe. when they find out who michael's unconscious self is they are DETERMINED to help him get his sanity back. ooooooooooh or maybe instead of LOKI's emotions how about THOR's guilt and self anger 'cause of how he treated loki and not being able to save his brother. (i don't blame thor, but he himself WOULD.. i think). tell me what you all think.

i just had an AWESOME idea!!!! one day Naruto and kurama get memories from a past life of being James potter and Sirius black. kurama being Sirius and Naruto being James. Naruto with the memories of James can't stand his brother being locked up AGAIN goes to his mindscape and tries to unlock him. they will still have bits of kurama/Naruto personality bits considering they ARE still them. let me know what you all think.

just had a thought, james potter reborn as L (for those who don't know what i'm talking about look up harry potter and death note) one day L has a rush of memories of being james. not to long after THAT sirius appears in that world, now james/L has to protect him from Kira... if anyone wants to write the story or has an idea on how to work that pm me and let me know.

all this stuff about slavery and judging people for dumb stuff makes me glad about the internet. 'cause think about it, you meet someone on the internet through a chat room or on fanfiction or something and when your chatting with them your to into the conversation to focus on what they look like. *shrugs* something like that.. hope that makes sense. '' i mean think about it your to busy laughing and having fun to think of that.

want to read a story on the marauders era where peter ISN'T bashed, there SERIOUSLY isn't enough of those. not kidding you want to see what i'm talking about search peter pettigrew on fanfiction and you will see MOSTLY bashing on him, i want to know what he was like BEFORE that crap dammit. if i wanted to read about the betrayal i WOULD have READ the BOOKS. *huffs* want to make this perfectly clear young peter is INNOCENT when he met the marauders he didn't start cackling and plotting their demise and he wasn't stupid or brain dead ether. no one is born evil when he was a first year allllll through hogwarts he. was. innocent. *hugs YOUNG peter*

-when shippo's dad died he didn't move on he went to Naruto's world reborn as Kurama. after a long time he starts to get his memories back. what will happen from there?-

ha! i just thought of something. you know how kurama/the kyuubi has been with/in naruto since his birth? that means kurama could literally write a whole series of BLACKMAIL on poor naruto. XD when i had that thought it made my DAY. XD thought i'd share it with you.


-Naruto age 4, one day naruto was sad/board. then kakashi showed up and

gave him a big bag of gummy bears & chocolate. unknown to anyone at the

bottom of the bag is a seal with more of the candy, enough to make a GIANT


are there any stories where loki comforts thor in a brotherly way?

thought up a story idea and was wondering if there where any stories out there like it:

{It is around the time the other marauders are ignoring Sirius for the "werewolf prank" Sirius, feeling lonely finds a random piece of paper/parchment which unknown to him is the parchment him and his friends pass notes with in class. he starts using it for a journal not knowing the others are reading his every word}

if trust could be put into a physical form it would be delicate but very VERY beautiful...so WHY do people keep breaking that trust all over the world? ;-;

really want to read story where stitch and ALL of his cousins/the experiments watch all the lilo and stitch movies... that includes stitch! the movie...and the lilo and stitch series

just had one heck of an idea and thought i'd share it... ok you all know the Thor movie and the attack on new york by loki thing? well what if not to long after that their dad got tired of them fighting and made them both AT THE SAMETIME reborn as james and sirius. james as thor and sirius as loki. what do you think? please PM me if anyone is interested in writing it, i would LOVE to read it.

just found out about robin Williams' death. :'(

marauders walking along the halls one day. random person walks up to them.

PERSON: james i have a question for you.

JAMES: *tilts head* ok.

PERSON: you like lily right?

james and other marauders gave them an odd look.

JAMES: *says VERY slowly* yeees.

PERSON: so if she went out with you; you would never cheat on her?

JAMES: ...

suddenly the marauders collapse to the floor pissing themselves with laughter.

SIRIUS: i'm gonna pee my pants! *laughs harder*

story idea for you: remus somehow gets some of lily's hair makes more of it and makes it longer then makes a teddy bear for james' birthday. let me know if you want to do it i would love to read it! :}

story idea for you: naruto is misa's [from death note]older adoptive brother. comes back when misa is arrested/captured. naruto is pissed. wants an explanation as to why his sister is chained up.

let me know if you want to do it so i can read it. :}

hey people! i have a story idea for you all! but first if you decide to write a version PLEASE tell me first so i can read it. that is all i ask. - here is the plot:

after james, sirius and peter become animagus the marauders discover james has a power over sirius.{JUST SIRIUS} when he tells sirius in an authoritative tone to do something sirius does it like he is under that control spell.{sirius CAN'T RESIST NO MATTER WHAT} and when he says "sirius heal!" sirius turns into his dog form NO MATTER WHAT and no matter where he is. it is against sirius' will. AND ONLY JAMES CAN DO THIS NO ONE ELSE! once the marauders discovered this they all agreed that james would only do this in an emergency or if sirius deserves it.{AND EVEN THEN THEY WILL MAKE SURE THAT ONLY THE OTHER MARAUDERS ARE AROUND.]

again please PM me and tell me first.

why is it whenever i go to youtube and listen to a song people start bashing the song? NEWS FLASH PEOPLE you CAN back out of the video or song you don't like instead of bringing everybody elses mood down!

ok i just want to make something perfectly clear: i CAN'T STAND stories where kyuubi hates naruto but is pretending to like him. it rubs me the wrong way for some reason. SO just so you all know.

i am trying to get started on writing stories how do i write a good story? if you have any advice please PM me. *puppy eyes*



dear everyone, i just got the most saddest and depressing message in an update:

"Hello everyone. I'm terribly sorry to inform you, but I won't be completing this story. As a matter of fact, I won't be completing any of my stories ever again. The reason, if you cared to ask, is because today is my last day on Earth. If that vague generalization meant nothing to you, I'll spell it out nice and clearly: I won't be writing anymore fan fiction because I am planning on killing myself in a few hours. I just feel like I owe it to you guys to at least tell you not to expect these stories to be updated again. I'm really sorry but I just can't do this anymore. So I guess this was it. It was a pleasure having you read my stories, and your feedback was always so kind and supportive. You guys have all been fantastic and wonderful and amazing and I am incredibly lucky and grateful for all of your support but I just can't keep going.
I thank you for taking the time to read the crap that I have written and I wish you all the best in life. Please go out and do some good in the world. Just because I can't doesn't mean you can't. So ya. This is it. Goodbye.
As always, lots of love,

the author that said/wrote this is...and maybe was:


PLEASE help anyone who is depressed.

hi my name is icecatfire.

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the image you see on the left? i drew that. what do you think??

favorite anime: naruto, inuyasha, and almost all other anime.

about me: i like anime/manga, drawing, reading, daydreaming, and animals/nature,and i also like pranks/funny things. - i dislike stuck-up people, and my sucky spealing.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17.Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and standing them at strategic locations.

18.When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

19.Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

20.Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

21.Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc.
See if they play along.Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necessary).

22.Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items.

24.Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Bat cave."

25.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

26.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

27.Two words: Marco Polo.

28.When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

29.stand in the ramen noodles isle until you here someone in the isle next to you. throw a bag of ramen over. continue this on various people until one throws it back over. then after they throw it back, throw a can of Campbell's soup over. if you hear a scream of pain you are victorious and tell the staff member that the other person started it.

30.Use the Self-Checkout aisle, slowly scan & bag a mess of stuff, when you're almost done tell the person waiting behind you that you forgot an item and you'll just be a minute...then leave the store.

31.Go to the woman's section pick out a nightie and walk up to the sales clerk tell her she is the same size as your wife please try this on I want to see how it looks.

32.Stand by a manikin when an older woman comes by ask out loud if they put panties of these and start to lift the dress up.

up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

34.Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

36.While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37.Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

38.Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "The fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

39.While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

41.Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

43.Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

44.When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

45.Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smiley face!"

46.Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

47.Repeatedly say "The clowns are not eating me."

48.Start hitting yourself in the head and say, SHUT up all of you - SHUT UP especially you Lawrence

49.After the loudspeaker comes on, shout "Dad, was that you?"

50.Sneak up on old people and scream penis at the top of your lungs then run.

51.Grab a 100 bucks worth of stuff, check out. When asked for money shrug.

52.Hold a box tightly. if people look at you, clutch the box to your chest and say, "Mine."

53.Go up to couples and go up to the guy (or girl), slap him (or her) and yell,” I THOUGHT UP LOVED ME!!ITS OVER!!!"then walk off in a huff

54.when in the isle that is really full of people suddenly fall on the floor and yell out "IVE BEEN HIT BY FALLING PRICES"

55.just before the store closes, fall asleep on a couch, and when someone asks you to leave at closing time, tell them you live there.

around the store going 'WEEE-WOOOO, WEEEE-WOOOO, WEEEEEE-WOOOOO'

57.throw skittles at people and say taste the rainbow...or take a box of lucky charms, shoot down the isle screaming "you'll never catch me lucky charms!"

58.Ask The greeter if sex is allowed in the entertainment section

59.Ask if the condoms come in women’s sizes

60.Say loudly "my mom will love this" whilst holding sexy lingerie

61.put tampons in Elmo’s hand

62.*even better if your male* Make out with the big plastic Ronald McDonald

63.Ask if they have seen Mike Rotch. Have them ask over the PA.

64.Scream every time the checkout person scans an item

a bikini for the cute girl at the register

66.Drop panties and jars of Vaseline into men's shopping carts

Milk back behind the bleach.

68.have deep, lengthy conversations...with a mannequin

69.Go in wearing a towel and ask for soap

70.Ask customer service where the nearest K-mart is

71.Ask how much for the Big W out front.

72.Go in without pants... ask an employee where they sell pants.

: Take women’s clothing and go to the changing rooms

to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"

75.get 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else

76.Flip off the camera

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page!

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A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
and time passed quickly as each shared
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
because it was a small town and she lived
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from

When she reached the alley, which was a
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
man standing at the end as though he
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
security wrapped round her, she felt as
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
walked right past the man and arrived

The following day, she read in the
a young girl had been raped in the same
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
that it could have been her, she began to

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
young woman, she decided to go to the

She felt she could recognize the man, so
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
at a lineup to see if she could identify

She agreed and immediately pointed out
she had seen in the alley the night

When the man was told he had been
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
asked if there was anything they could do

She asked if they would ask the man one

Diane was curious as to why he had not

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
two tall men walking on either side of

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
never alone.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

( ) ( )
This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world

put this
(o)on ur page
if u like music

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! Hey Assbutt!! i like pie...PIE?! WHERE?!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded (i'm only doing this because i feel for the girl i don't care about all that superstition bull.)

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too

I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared

I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too

I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care

You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor

You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can

Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help

Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight.

If you hate child abuse then repost this. If you don't then I guess you have no heart.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.{i don't really beleave stuff like this...*glances over shoulder suddering* but... just incase. -_-;

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, RoboticMasterMind, InvaderZeom,icecatfire,

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Brittany: Do I ever cross your mind?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Do you like me?

Alvin: Not Really.

Brittany: Do you want me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you cry if I left?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you live for me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Would you do anything for me?

Alvin: No.

Brittany: Choose me, or your life

Alvin: My life.

Brittany walks away, holding back sobs, and Alvin runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

Brittany: "I love you"

Alvin: "I love you too"

Brittany: "Prove it. Scream it to the world"

Alvin leans forward and whispers in her ear "I love you"

Brittany "why'd you whisper it to me?"

Alvin: "Because you are my world".

Copy and paste these into your profile if you are a true ALVITTANY FAN

Her name was Auroura

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you absolutely HATE child abuse copy and paste this story onto your profile.

if you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

my hogwarts sorting results:


Hufflepuff - 16
Ravenclaw - 12
Gryffindor - 10
Slytherin - 6

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile; because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!!


You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

what is it about guys with long hair that i love so much! whatever it is i can't get enough of it. :) :p

read this on someone else's profile thought it was interesting:


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to 'honor' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?' Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?' Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.' The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.. 'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said.'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE . God is watching.'Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'mBLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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