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149His Lordship Had a Little Lamb »
Madam Meserole is in trouble. To help, Hanna and a gentleman smuggler hunt for the most dangerously delectable substance on the Disc. That's got Vetinari worried, along with those compromising iconographs. (4th in Seamstress series-FINI-Discworld, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 60k+, favs: 52, follows: 5, updated: 1/18/2005 published: 8/18/2004
61Possession »
Lord Vetinari hatches the most elegant and ambitious plan of his life. All he needs is time, patience and a little girl...FINIDiscworld, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 10k+, favs: 34, follows: 2, updated: 8/8/2004 published: 7/24/2004
103Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them »
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)Discworld, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 13k+, favs: 35, follows: 3, updated: 7/15/2004 published: 5/3/2004
115Vetinari In Absentia »
Vetinari has no job, no home and no money. What he does have is his mistress, his wits and a motley group of allies. Does Downey stand a chance? 3rd in the Seamstress Series (Began with Say Yes). FINI!Discworld, K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 38k+, favs: 54, follows: 7, updated: 4/16/2004 published: 2/13/2004
95What All Rulers Want »
LAST CHAPTER and epilogue (in which the last mystery is explained)- There's something strange about Lady Vetinari and Vimes is going to find out what. If those murders don't get in the way. And what's Margolotta got to do with it all? FINITODiscworld, T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 22, words: 73k+, favs: 17, follows: 2, updated: 2/3/2004 published: 11/24/2003
113From the Office of the Patrician »
Lord Vetinari knows what you've been writing about him. He is not pleased...Ch7! A sweet-tart danger stalks the streets of A-M...Discworld, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 5k+, favs: 49, follows: 9, updated: 12/13/2003 published: 1/3/2003
37Conspiracy of Beers »
The brewers of A-M are lining up for battle. And everyone knows Vetinari doesn't drink (when anyone's looking). SEQUEL to and spoilers for Say Yes (R-section). This baby is finished!Discworld, K, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 21k+, favs: 42, follows: 4, updated: 10/4/2003 published: 8/26/2003
33Bath Day »
Ah...There's nothing like a good, hot bath. What are characters in the DW doing in the tub? Peek and find out!Discworld, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 2, 9/30/2003
77Say Yes »
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**Discworld, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 99, follows: 11, updated: 8/17/2003 published: 6/15/2003
48And Your Lips, My Dear, Are Like Giblets »
A romantic farce starring Ankh-Morpork's most efficient Palace clerk. **FINISHED!**Discworld, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 21, follows: 1, updated: 5/7/2003 published: 4/11/2003
44The Black Knight »
Poor Vetinari. It was supposed to be a simple chess game. But wizards are such sore losers. ***FINISHED***Discworld, K, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 10, words: 18k+, favs: 17, follows: 4, updated: 2/25/2003 published: 1/15/2003