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Godling Ascending »
Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians, T, English, chapters: 24, words: 361k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 4/24/2024 published: 2/5/2015, Harry P.
196Skewed Compass »
SI!Non-Binary!Harry/ Inevitably gay/ #sorrynotsorry/ In which a person has read the books, seen the films, scoured websites and consumed/written so much fanfiction, but imagining what it would be like is so different than how they themselves would make of things. They supposed they would have to do their best. Or they could just kill themselves. . . . Hmm, but that wouldn't be PG.Harry Potter, T, English, Fantasy & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 105k+, favs: 486, follows: 570, updated: 7/21/2023 published: 9/15/2019, Harry P.
315A Price to Pay »
Sequel to The Price is Right. It's not all fun and games being a wealthy orphan. I mean, yeah, Harry didn't have to deal with the Dursleys any longer, and lots of pocket money was great, but if someone could hold his hand while a monster was apparently on the loose? That'd be even better.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 2/3/2021 published: 7/10/2018, Harry P., Mirror of Erised
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The Price is Right »
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AUHarry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 52k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 7/10/2018 published: 12/2/2013, Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M.
205Bellamy the Beautiful »
AU Male!Bella. Slighty cracky. Bellamy wasn't sure what the ginger's problem was but he wasn't going to let some broody douche get him down. So Bellamy had accidentally stabbed him in the thigh, so what? It wasn't like it was on purpose and the guy had been making a face that was plain asking for it. He was just sulking that he wasn't as spicy as Emmett.Twilight, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 986, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/29/2016 published: 12/12/2014, Angela, Bella, Charlie S., Edward
936 The Black Wizard »
Fanfic of Azraeos's original fic. Fem!Harry. Harry, through the selection of the Valar, is plucked from her home world and dropped in Middle Earth to complete a task that will ultimately help the Fellowship save Middle Earth. Starts post Fifth year and near the beginning of The Fellowship of the Ring movie.Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 23, words: 190k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 9/10/2015 published: 1/26/2014, Harry P., Gandalf, Boromir