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Joined Aug '11

Favorite Anime/Manga:

Astro Boy by Osamu Tezuka

Pluto by Naoki Urasawa

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Female come backs to pick up lines, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

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