63Erotic Friend Fiction » by pumped.up.kicks86 "I do creative writing," Hermione said in a small voice with a wince. "oh… OK," Ginny nodded supportively, "that's nice." "I write…" a bubble of a sob emitted from deep in Hermione's chest, "dirty stories." "oh…" Ginny's eyes widened, a laugh started to spill from her lips Draco Malfoy has an elf problem, Hermione Granger has a Malfoy problem and a slightly salty hobby.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 83k+, favs: 92, follows: 155, updated: 6/23 published: 1/9, Hermione G., Draco M.
13The Talented Mr Malfoy » by OhLenaLena Con Artist, Draco Malfoy, is recruited by the Ministry of Magic to solve a series of mysterious crimes. Former quarrels must be set aside in order for Malfoy and his new team to work together effectively. Unfortunately for Malfoy, some relationships are more difficult to repair than others. And it doesn't help that he is keeping his own secrets to boot.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 20k+, favs: 38, follows: 65, updated: 6/1 published: 7/20/2021, [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
230Katie Bell and the Boy From Slytherin » by JellyBellys Katie's life is going perfectly to plan. First string Chaser for the Holyhead Harpies. War Heroine. Great friends and family. There's just that one problem of the Slytherin boy who's in possession of her knickers.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 172k+, favs: 81, follows: 125, updated: 5/30 published: 9/23/2019, [Katie B., G. Montague] Angelina J., Alicia S.
1k+Sirius Black and the Girl With the Terrible Hair » by JellyBellys Sirius Black's life has gone completely haywire. Disowned. Related to Death Eaters. His brother hates him and his best friend is a stalker. Lucky for him, he's never had problems with a girl. Until now.
Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 169k+, favs: 978, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/29 published: 4/1/2019, Hermione G., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
223Not Quite According to Plan » by B.C Daily For Fleamont's retirement party, Euphemia hires her favourite event planner, Lily Evans, and wrangles her son, James, into assisting in the planning.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 18, words: 18k+, favs: 216, follows: 288, updated: 2/20 published: 6/13/2019, James P., Lily Evans P.
24 Reacquainted » by BecksLovesBlue Rose Weasley is terrified of her boyfriend's overprotective father. When she asks for Hermione's help deterring him, Hermione finds that Mr. Malfoy has come a long way from the boy she knew twenty years ago.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 19k+, favs: 84, follows: 136, updated: 12/2/2021 published: 1/16/2021, [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.]
27Catch and Kiss » by Xrost George always thought the fact that Draco Malfoy survived his first Burrow visit was nothing short of a Christmas Miracle. Three years on, it looks like this Christmas is Malfoy's last chance at winning Harry Potter. This might be the most complex game of catch and kiss the Burrow has ever seen. Game, set, match sequel.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 38k+, favs: 41, follows: 58, updated: 11/1/2021 published: 9/25/2017
11 Potter's Patisserie » by Ash Juillet Harry's bakery was a success. Well, mostly. Only one annoying customer kept complaining about the desserts. And that was Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 41, follows: 24, updated: 10/21/2021 published: 6/20/2021, [Draco M., Harry P.] Ron W.
214 Open Bar » by Craft Rose Hermione and Malfoy reconnect at Ron's wedding. What could go wrong?
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 18k+, favs: 265, follows: 249, updated: 10/5/2021 published: 9/8/2021, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
229 Between Floors Six and Seven » by NeverNik Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 17, words: 32k+, favs: 450, follows: 388, updated: 8/1/2021 published: 10/29/2017, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
243Handling a Dark-Lord Wannabe » by cleighc316 Hermione was not amused. Not. At. All. They had defeated Lord Voldemort after years of struggle. Witnessed the end. She had thought, with relief and without an ounce of charity, that she never had to deal with that pretentious, presumptuous, melodramatic, homicidal maniac ever again. Apparently the castle had other ideas.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 78k+, favs: 487, follows: 755, updated: 7/17/2021 published: 8/11/2017, Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
13 On the Hotline » by duplicitywrites When Harry calls an assassin hotline, he's expecting it to be a fun prank that's good for a laugh. What he gets is Tom Riddle, a budding assassin who takes his job very seriously. (COMPLETE.)
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 111, follows: 50, updated: 5/4/2021 published: 1/29/2021, [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ron W., Hermione G.
113Football, Calculus, and Cappuccinos » by xMagicalMystery At eighteen years old, James Potter has a lot going on. He's a rising star navigating the politics of professional football, the pitfalls of sudden fame, the fallout from choosing his dream over his father's company... and a serious crush on the red headed new barista at his favourite coffee shop. (Jily, AU)
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 85k+, favs: 137, follows: 195, updated: 4/4/2021 published: 8/5/2018, Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
51Rugby Star » by crochetaway Hermione needs a date to Ron's wedding. Ginny dared her to ask one of Charlie's friends. Flirty, sexy, chaos ensues.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 9k+, favs: 135, follows: 264, updated: 3/31/2021 published: 2/15/2021, [Hermione G., T. Rowle]
6Pasta and Dinner Parties » by thepencilnerd "Edamame," Theo says. "The fuck did you just call me?" Blaise's face cont Pansy snorts into her mug. "I don't know about you, but I think this dinner will go swimmingly." Draco and Hermione have reached a domestic milestone. They've finally decided to move in together. Draco invites her over for dinner, but what would a little Slytherin hospitality be without some sugar and spice?
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 16, follows: 16, updated: 3/12/2021 published: 3/8/2021, Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
400Witch Slap » by tatapb Adulting by any other name would still be a proper bish. Rose is struggling to keep up at St Mungo's, Al is mending a broken heart and Malfoy... well. Malfoy's a prat. A good looking prat, but a prat nonetheless. They're all doing their best and failing miserably. [Post-Hogwarts, Slow-burn, Non-CC Compliant, Multi POV]
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 30, words: 180k+, favs: 191, follows: 327, updated: 3/10/2021 published: 1/23/2019, [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Albus S. P.
539 Windswept » by Curly Kay Hermione hesitated, searching for the words as her throat went dry. "You asked how I knew your name...I know who you are because I've seen your picture in the Potter's cottage thousands of times. There was an explosion, you disappeared from your flat—this flat." She took a shaky breath. "You've been gone nearly twenty years, Sirius."
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 29, words: 125k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 911, updated: 2/26/2021 published: 8/16/2020, [Hermione G., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
13A fictional accident » by SoraKeki Who said that the Wizarding World doesn't have crazy fangirls and -boys who love to write? When Harry gets his first taste of fan fiction, he is utterly baffled and embarrassed. And he isn't the only one who falls victim to their fantasies.
Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 7, words: 21k+, favs: 32, follows: 48, updated: 2/16/2021 published: 9/18/2020, [Harry P., Draco M.]
150 Stag » by In Dreams In a bid to enjoy his best mate's stag camping trip, Draco recruits Hermione to pose as his date for the weekend in order to send a hint to his ex.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 17k+, favs: 587, follows: 436, updated: 2/11/2021 published: 1/31/2021, [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.]
47 Good News, Bad News » by tatapb Two sides of the same coin live in adjacent offices at the Daily Prophet: Good News and Bad News. Rose Weasley is all joy and repressive outbursts of anger, and Scorpius Malfoy stews in his cynicism and hides behind a smirk. When a Magical Storm ravages London, the two are yeeted into a forced cohabitation that works far, far better than either of them would have predicted.
Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 23k+, favs: 94, follows: 37, updated: 11/16/2020 published: 11/11/2020, [Rose W., Scorpius M.]