624Don't touch that » by stupid-nickel Jack is touching something he REALLY shouldn't... "Would you mind…um…not touching that?" "Why not?" "It's making me very uncomfortable." Fair warning, crack!fic. Some stories are complete and utter CRACK! But, things aren't always what they seem! Random little ficlets/drabbles, not always connected. Rated T for suggestiveness...just to be safe. Feel free to leave a request!
Doctor Who, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 63, words: 43k+, favs: 81, follows: 76, updated: 1/30/2014 published: 7/24/2012, 10th Doctor, Jack H.
73Help Me! » by stupid-nickel "Ryder stared at him, her eyes wide in abject horror. She frowned as her body began to shake. 'Why are you telling me this' she whispered. 'Why would you say something like that' Jack had to be lying. He had to be. 'I'm sorry, I really am, but it's the truth.'" The Author's Note inside is quite important. Please take a minute to read it. T for language, just in case.
Doctor Who, T, English, Suspense & Tragedy, chapters: 9, words: 17k+, favs: 23, follows: 38, updated: 10/7/2012 published: 8/21/2012, Jack H., 11th Doctor