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1k+Tanglewood »
Words have power. Woven to beguile and to ensnare - like twisted branches of a tree, with roots gone deep. They lie in shadow – filled with purpose and intent. Filled with Old magic. Sarah really should have known better. Norse gods, ancient rituals, the chase… He is through waiting. It all began with a book; it is only fitting that it should end with one. Enter the Tanglewood...Labyrinth, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, chapters: 22, words: 179k+, favs: 992, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/10 published: 1/14/2015, Jareth, Sarah, Toby
139Of Caterpillars and Goblin Kings »
Sarah is looking forward to the (not so) halcyon days of summer until she makes a rather imprudent wish... Caterpillars, Cub Scouts, and Goblins? Oh my! The Goblin King is going to Summer Camp.Labyrinth, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 35k+, favs: 96, follows: 132, updated: 8/25/2023 published: 8/7/2019
127Smug Shot »
"Do you accept a call from a Mr. Jareth Williams?" There was a reason answering machines were invented. Sarah should have never accepted the phone call from the Rochester Police Department. She certainly should have never agreed to bail a certain Goblin King out of the drunk tank. A Goblin King claiming to be her husband... But everyone knows bad decisions make for the best storiesLabyrinth, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 25k+, favs: 114, follows: 161, updated: 7/24/2023 published: 5/26/2021, Jareth, Sarah
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Thrice Bound »
"Why are you here?" she asked, her pulse beating frantically against the solid presence of his knife. Jareth twisted it slightly, not enough to cut but to let her know he could. He leaned into her. "Because you so cordially invited me to take what I want." Once the line has been crossed, it's already too late... Sarah should have killed the Goblin King when she had the chance.Labyrinth, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 30k+, favs: 72, follows: 70, updated: 2/10/2023 published: 11/4/2021, Jareth, Sarah
4 A Very Schmanglewood Christmas!
It's Christmas Eve in the Underground, and a certain Sarah and a certain Goblin King have decided what better night to host an intervention for a WIP that shall not be named. They decide to make it a party and invite all the other Jareths and Sarahs to assist. Naturally, utter madness ensues, but Yule magic is in the air and Christmas is the time for miracles after all...Labyrinth, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 4, 1/18/2023, Jareth, Sarah
728How to Catch a Goblin King »
What happens when Sarah accidentally crashes a goblin royal wedding and inadvertently proposes to the groom? What happens when the groom accepts? They're bound of course. After all, what's said is said. You are cordially invited to an Underground wedding!Labyrinth, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 21, words: 158k+, favs: 395, follows: 481, updated: 11/7/2022 published: 4/12/2019
46 Thrice Bitten
"He stirred in his sleep, lids fluttering for a moment. Sarah's eyes tracked back to the thrum of life in his throat. Something so recognizable and almost human in the movement. Almost fragile. And suddenly it was real. Too real. No longer fantasy and plot. Something threatened to fracture within her. Because she was about to kill the Goblin King."Labyrinth, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 105, follows: 38, 3/19/2020
346 The Christmas Caper »
Boyfriend wanted. What do you do when you need a fake date to get your well meaning family off your back at Christmas? Place an ad on Craigslist. What do you do when the girl who ate the peach gives you the perfect opening? Seize it of course. The Goblin King is coming for Christmas. Glitter, goblins, gambits, and a generous dollop of groping ensues. **rating increased**Labyrinth, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 13, words: 46k+, favs: 275, follows: 172, updated: 1/15/2019 published: 11/27/2018
81 Of Tape and Feathers »
"I think we both know you aren't going anywhere. That you very much are in my power." The world spun and a moment later she felt her back hit the wall of the throne room. Bands of silver slithered across her skin and pinned her to the stone until she was all but immobile. Trussed up like the owl that had started it all. "And the fun, Sarah mine, has only just begun." (PWP)Labyrinth, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 163, follows: 91, updated: 11/9/2018 published: 11/5/2018
44 The Art Class
A study of paint and peaches. Jareth takes an art class or four times Sarah was naked in front of the Goblin King.Labyrinth, M, English, Romance & Fantasy, words: 9k+, favs: 182, follows: 50, 7/26/2018, Jareth, Sarah
2k+ The Goblin Market »
Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.Labyrinth, M, English, Fantasy & Romance, chapters: 38, words: 136k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/22/2013 published: 10/14/2008, Jareth, Sarah