I am trying to avoid you! so, why are you here?
this is my profile, very exciting i know. visit my Fictionpress profile and check out my stories here: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/889738/
Name: you people are stalkers
favorite qoute: "nag nag nag" (an inside joke for me and my friends) (and also) "Heartless Perverts" (something my teacher said to my class)
anything else: I'm a lesbian, if you are a homophobe you have a mental illness
i don't care about posting on my profile, but my friend bugged me. thanks,
have a nice day, the fate of the world depends on it.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Find All Stereotypes at PawprintsInTheSnow's page)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Sorta blonde)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I'm not, I'm just on everyone's good side)
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be Gay.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I POINT OUT mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do
When she walks away from you, mad, Follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and don't let qo
When she starts cussing at you, Kiss her, and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what’s wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her, and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up behind her, and hug her waist
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up, and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it, and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, Tease her back, and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, Reassure her that everythinq is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, She really does, more than you could ever understand
When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her finqers
When she bumps into you, Bump into her, too, and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, Keep it safe, and untold
When she looks you in your eyes, Don't look away, until she does
When you repost this bulletin, You do it so she reads it
When she’s not saying anything on the phone, Don’t hang up
When she says she's ok, Don't believe it, talk with her
On her birthday, Call her at midnight and tell her you love her
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her, Let her tease you back.
When she’s sick, Stay up all night with her
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you cryinq, the first thinq you say is, "Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you are a girl, Post this under "What A Boyfriend SHOULD Do"
If you are a guy, Post it as "What I PROMISE To Do"
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping". (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap". (And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost". (But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down". (Too late! You lose!)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating". (And you thought... what?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body". (But wouldn't that save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication". (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness". (...thanks for the warning?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts". ("WHAT" spits nuts out and looks at them weird "no wonder they didnt taste like pinapples)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts". (aww, but i was going to through them at people)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
(while running of a cliff "WAIT! WHAT?!)
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For No reason
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read this Smile.
Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! BADA BOOM BADA BAM! get on my bad side and i will crush you like a bug!!!!!!! if you are random, copy and paste this, then add something random of your own
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copy and paste this on your profile if you can read it.
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!
Why do men name their penises? Because they want to be on a first name basis with anything that makes 95% of their decisions for them.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
I'm part of the Reviewer Rebellion. I review every piece I read, whether it's fantastic or atrocious. Copy and paste if you're part of the Reviewer Rebellion.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (AKA Nico di Angelo)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
if your different in a good way put this in your profile.
If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.
1. i need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)
How to Tell if You're a Writer:
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.H.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.H.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-If your profile page is incredibly long.
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Trying is the first step toward failure.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaur’s extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Facts Of Life
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
Dear Chocolate Comercials: no one eats chocolate in slow motion. Please stop lying to the TV watchers. Sincerally, everyone watching TV
Things To Consider
· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read the dictionary, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.(Hades yeah!!)
If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and past this to your profile
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile.
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting
Opening Credits:pink-don't let me get me
Waking Up:all american rejects-move along
First Day At School:demi lovato-la la land
Falling In Love: beyonce-sweet dreams
Fight Song:daughtry- all these lives
Breaking Up:hilary duff-so yesterday
Prom night:pink-who knew
Life: Shove- Angels& Airwaves
Mental Breakdown: ACDC-TNT
Flashback: Bruno Mars- just the way you are
Getting back together:david archuleta:a little too not over you
Wedding: shakira-she wolf
Birth of Child:reba mcentire-i'm a survivor
Final Battle: taylor swift-change
Funeral Song: ACDC- Back in black
Final Credits:daughtry-no surprise
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! Pluto is the god of riches and his Greek couterpart (Hades) the god of death, scientits' must really have wanted to make Hades/Pluto angry
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, EmeraldBear, Kyprioths Shadow, know-it-all-bookworm, Hp-Twil-Fan, Britgirl99, Rachel Daughter Of Nyx, DianaArty89
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
When life give you lemons, make Kool-aide and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.
When life gives you lemons, ask for sugar and call me over.
When Life hands you lemons, start a food fight and make Life regret it.
Friends are like stars, although you may not always see them, they're always there.
Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public
There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami
Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed--Im not a can.
Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
You know you are obsessed with PJO when...
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it
Recite lines randomly from the books.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont wan't to waste her time!
You give all your siblings god parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain.
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word Canada or Canadians.
You get other people obsessed.
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and use it in conversations.
Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that i have any experience with boyfriends)
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"(I would, if I had a teacher in a wheelchair)
-NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
-NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
-NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say Oh My Gods
-NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
-NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
-NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
-NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
-NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
-NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
PJO fan: PERCY!
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
Mortal: Shut up!
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
The Arena or the cabins
2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?
Annbeth, Piper, or Reyna. (I warned you at the beginning of my profile, this is a lesbian zone) I don't know why but I think Reyna would be the best, probably because she's soemwhat closed of and is leaderly, like me :)
3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Thalia or Nico, just cause and Thalia is awesome!
4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?
Answer: Octavian or Drew, I can't decide they're both evil
5. Your Favorite PJatO book?
The Titan's Curse or Mark of Athena. (I can't decide they were both so good)
6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?
Thalia Grace, she's strong and a hunter. I wish Rick would put her in the books more often
7. Favorite God or Goddess?
Greek: Artemis or Apollo (I like music but the Hunters are so much cooler.) or Athena (I don't know she's just awesome) Roman: Bellona! (Goddess of Battle hello?)
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Say hi and try to find Annabeth and a sword
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
I just wouldn't go unless Thalia agreed to go with me because I'm closed off, I wouldn't like being around that many people
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Annabeth and Reyna (You never said just one!) Annabeth to help us get off the island and Reyna because I would get to spend time with Reyna (obvious there)
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
"No thank you I'm a lesbian. Aphrodite help me! Hermes cabin control your father!"
12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?
Percy and Annabeth (Percabeth forever, but only in cannon. If it isn't cannon I say Reyna and Annabeth, I think they could have that connection)
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
Me: "So cool, but why am I here?"
Zeus: "You're trying to flirt with my daughter."
Me: "Did not don't get your man panties in a bunch"
Poseidon: "HAHAHA. You also tried to make Annabeth break it off with Percy."
Hades: "Oh, please Poseidon. You know you want that anyway"
Me: "Umm... guys-gods, calm down."
Zeus: "What would Artemis say about this?"
Me: *sits on the floor* "I didn't do anything, if I had Thalia woud have killed me already. Artemis too"
Zeus and Poseidon: "Be quiet, we know you did!"
Me: "You could ask Artemis. Also, I was not trying to make Annabeth break-up with Percy I was asking her to pretend she was Reyna."
Hades: "What's the point in that?"
Poseidon: "They why did you ask Annabeth is she would ever date another girl?"
Me: *sighs* "The point is I like Reyna but I'm nervous about talking to her. And I asked Annabeth that because she was acting like Reyna so I could practice how that conversation might go."
Zeus, Poseidon and Hades: "Oh... we have no need for you now. Go back you're giving us headaches!"
Me: "I was born that way."
Zeus: *Zapps Me out of Olympus* "Goodbye to that annoying child"
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Answer: Singing with the Apollo cabin, reading in the Athena cabin, staying in my cabin to avoid people, trying to flirt with Aphrodite girl and other cute ones obviously
15. Favorite PJatO Quote?
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”
16. Favorite Percy Moment?
“Dreams like a podcast,
Downloading truth in my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
"Apollo?" I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.
He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred."
"A god named Fred?”
17. Favorite Nico Moment?
“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”
18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?
“He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically.
“Green grass breaks through snow.
Artemis pleads for my help.
I am so cool.”
He grinned at us, waiting for applause.
"That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said.
Apollo frowned. “Was it?”
“Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?”
“No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself.
Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-"
“I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, looking very pleased with himself.”
(Apollo and Artemis :P))
19. Favorite Grover Moment?
“Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked.
It only works on wild animals."
So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned.
Hey!" I protested.”
(Or anything in which Grover uses his pan-pipes
20. Favorite Random Moment?
“Can we just call them storm spirits?” Leo asked. “Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.”
Couples (cannon and non) in Anime I ship most
1. Alita x Milano (Murder Princess - and I don't care if the effects of body swap make it weird)
2. Canaan x Alphard (Canaan)
3. Canaan x Maria (Canaan)
4.Nadie x Ellis (El Cazador de la Bruja)
5. Ekaril x Mari (Blue Drop)
6. Akari x Hikari (This Ugly Yet Beautiful World, I don't care I think they're cute)
7.Maka x Blair (Soul Eater)
8. Riza x Reiri (Princess Resurrection)
9. Reiri x Hime (Princess Resurrection)