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55Blood Trigger »
Osamu knew he was weak; it was nothing new. However when power is forced upon him against his will, he realises that it's not all it's cracked up to be...Or: "With great power comes great responsibility, so Osamu decided that power can go take a hike." slight OsamuxChika, Angst and Gore. NEW M RATING, Not for the faint of heart. ALSO ON AO3!World Trigger/ワールドトリガー, M, English, Angst & Horror, chapters: 23, words: 66k+, favs: 44, follows: 51, updated: 10/1/2023 published: 8/10/2016, [M. Osamu, A. Chika] Kitora A., K. Yuma
21Sprinkles (Take Two)(remake in progress) »
Third book to Giggles and sequel to Sparkles. Welcome to a (not really) better, revised version of the AU where Eren still doesn't know what the hell is going on, people keep appearing in Annie's house despite Reiner's evil warding spells, Armin tries to comprehend the concept of having feelings,and Marco is scarier than everyone thinks.Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 19, words: 48k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 8/25/2019 published: 5/2/2016, Eren Y., Armin A., Annie L., Marco B.
29One Shots of the Rageful, the Overprotective, and the Deranged »
Ch. 11-"It's the Thought That Counts"-A new recruit has pre-expedition jitters, and it's up to Armin to console him. (Taking requests !)Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 11, words: 13k+, favs: 22, follows: 20, updated: 7/24/2019 published: 10/17/2015, Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A.
16Noodles »
CRACKFICS! Just so I can procrastinate on writing the angsty mess that's "Blood Trigger" :P Follow Chika, Izuho, Akane and Kitora talk about Megane-kuns, yakuza bosses, and other Border-related antics! (I take requests) 5. Kitora Ai, A-Rank Waifu: Fanatic devotion and bad photoshop lead to yet another hospital visit.World Trigger/ワールドトリガー, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 12, follows: 18, updated: 9/6/2018 published: 9/6/2016, A. Chika, Kitora A., Natsume I., H. Akane
2Big Brother of Border
In which Jun just wants his siblings to call him "Nii-chan" and somehow manages to get everyone BUT his siblings to do so.World Trigger/ワールドトリガー, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 45, follows: 22, 1/25/2018, Arashiyama J.
1To Hell and Back »
"You forged my signature," she said, "and sold my soul to the devil, didn't you?" Ruth has to deal with a greedy husband who loves her a little too much, an absentminded angel who keeps forgetting that humans are finite beings and can die quite easily, and a pastor who absolutely refuses to wear clothing no matter what anyone else says. (Not sacrilegious, but still humorous)Bible, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, updated: 7/27/2016 published: 11/9/2015
23Sprinkles (READ SUMMARY) »
Here's the BETTER version :P /s/11927055/1/Sprinkles-Take-TwoAttack on Titan/進撃の巨人, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 8, words: 13k+, favs: 8, follows: 10, updated: 7/27/2016 published: 12/27/2015, [Armin A., Annie L.] Eren Y., Marco B.
19Armin Lieks Turtles »
"Say something," Eren whispered. "I like turtles" was his immediate response. Eren covered his face with his hand. "Mikasa's in her room getting dressed." Armin basically being an adorable little ball of fluff and ruthless vengeance. (ArminXChrista) and others (I think)Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 14, follows: 14, updated: 1/30/2016 published: 9/21/2015
2All of the Lights (Co-Written with Armin Its A ThugLife) »
Ushio Okazaki has grown into a fine, capable young lady who cares for the Miyazawa Yakuza in Yukine's place. Her friend, the ever broody Touyomo Youhei thinks she's overworked (unless it's him she's nursing). However Hikarizaka's lights have been slowly dwindling due to the crime running rampant through the city, and patching others up may be the least-or most-of her problems.Clannad, T, English, Adventure & Crime, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: 1/27/2016 published: 10/12/2015, Tomoya O., Ushio O., Yukine M., OC
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Sparkles (Remake in progress) »
Sequel to Giggles (s/11343261/1/Giggles). Welcome back to that one Modern AU where Mama Bert and Papa Reiner are overprotective, Annie keeps finding stray sociopaths in her house, and Eren may not hate Armin as much as he says he does because everyone has a tragic backstory. AruAni, emotionally constipated Eren and gore that'll make you backflip into the sun and die.Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, T, English, Horror & Humor, chapters: 20, words: 31k+, favs: 16, follows: 23, updated: 12/15/2015 published: 9/27/2015, Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Annie L.
28 Giggles (Remake in progress) »
Welcome to a Modern AU where the 104th works for a magazine company with an OCD boss that demands that someone interviews one of the most dangerous men alive. After Eren botches said interview, all hell breaks loose-people are brutally murdered, Eren is ruthlessly annoyed, and Annie actually smiles for the first time in ages. (More humor than horror, but it's kinda violent)Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 16, words: 18k+, favs: 24, follows: 26, updated: 9/27/2015 published: 6/27/2015, [Armin A., Annie L.] Eren Y., Mikasa A.
11Lady Scarlet »
It's exactly what you think it is! An oh-so-hated SebastianxOC fic! Grell brings a gift in an attempt to woo Sebastian, but little do they know that that "gift" will bring unintended consequences...Kuroshitsuji, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 11, words: 11k+, favs: 23, follows: 24, updated: 9/21/2015 published: 6/23/2015, Ciel P., Grell S., Sebastian M., OC
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The Sims 3 »
OFF MY 2-YEAR HIATUS :D! Zelda gets the Sims 3 for the Wii, and now Smashers are creating and killing Sims! PARINGS-ZeLink (mainly), Mario x Peach, SamIke, Marth x Zelda (onesided). Don't expect regular updates. I'm still taking requests! :)Super Smash Brothers & Sims, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 7, updated: 6/23/2015 published: 8/26/2012, Zelda/Sheik
75 The Cake »
Sequel to "Love, Hormones, and Cookie Dough." Carter is now a girl because of a cake being mixed with different spells that don't go well together, and the others are also in danger of changing. But then Alyssa invites a few friends over to Brooklyn house. What will happen when the guests find the Cake sitting on the counter? T for suggestive themes. (STOP READING THIS IT SUCKS)Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 3k+, favs: 20, follows: 30, updated: 6/22/2015 published: 7/8/2012
3Super Smash Bros Battle Royale
NEW TOURNEY! Some players are back for more, some just left, and there's a new girl? Let's see what chaos ensues, shall we? All characters are humans except Kirby & Yoshi (Because they eat people, lol) Parings: Zelink, SamIke, MarioxPeach, Meta KnightxOCSuper Smash Brothers, T, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 390, favs: 1, follows: 2, 10/27/2012, Meta Knight
134 Love, Hormones, and Cookie Dough »
"Let's just say that Carter's spending too much time with Zia. In his room. WITH THE DOOR CLOSED. Now you know why I'm concerned." This was taken from my account on Quizilla. (STOP READING THIS SHAMEFUL BULLSHIT I GOT BETTER I SWEAR)Kane Chronicles, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 7, words: 3k+, favs: 44, follows: 42, updated: 7/7/2012 published: 6/9/2012, Carter K., Zia