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Joined Oct '11

Hola a todos! para los que no lo sabían, escribo en español Y en inglés.

Hi everybody! I love reading, animals, and writing. I'll read pretty much anything, and I love meeting new people here on FFN, so if you ever want to talk about whatever, just message me! From deep, thoughtful conversations to pun wars, I'm in :)

Even though I live in México and my first and main language is spanish, I spend most of my time reading fanfiction in english.

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Before, I was confused what OC, OOC, AU, and AR meant, so for those of you who don't know:

OC = Original/Own Character

OOC = Out Of Character

AU = Alternate Universe

AR = Alternate Reality

Hope it helped!

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Permítanme recomendarles una excelente terapia. Escriban.

Cuando estén muy enojados, muy tristes, o incluso muy contentos o emocionados, dense a ustedes mismos diez minutos para escribirlo. De preferencia en ese mismo momento, cuando la experiencia está fresca. Verán que hace maravillas por ustedes.

Si son momentos buenos, los están preservando. Guardando para recordar después, con todo detalle. Quizá incluso para leerlos en los momentos malos.

Si son momentos malos, les ayuda a desahogarse, y a poner las cosas en perspectiva. Al describir el evento, se obligan a verlo bajo una nueva luz, a recordar los detalles e identificar algunos que, en el calor del momento se les pueden haber pasado. Esto pasa simplemente al preguntarse ¿qué pasó? ¿Por qué pasó?

Escriban como si se lo fueran a enseñar a una persona que no conoce la situación. Ya después, al releer estos escritos, con los momentos más importantes, buenos y malos, aprendemos algunas cosas nuevas sobre nosotros mismos y sobre los que nos rodean.

Recuerden:

El papel no juzga, no opina y no critica. Simplemente está ahí para escuchar, y después compartir. Eso es algo que todos nosotros necesitamos de vez en cuando. Los invito a hacerse amigos del papel, y a ayudarse de él para que este año nuevo aprendamos algo sobre nosotros mismos, sobre los que nos rodean, y crezcamos como personas.

¡Feliz año Nuevo!

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I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where snow is because of a man with scissors for hands...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if they believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?

Thank you whoever wrote this!

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In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was a wonderful father…

….an incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…whose motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albeit pathetic.

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To do list:

1. wear shirt that says "life". hand out lemons on street corner.

2. Hire two private investigators, get them to follow each other.

3. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here" with a straight face.

4. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

5. Become a teacher. Make a test in which every answer is "C". Enjoy the show.

6. Wait until someone is about to sneeze, right before they do, scream loudly "PIKA PIKAAA!"

7. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.

8. Buy a horse, name it "Oscar takes the lead", enter it in horse races.

9. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say "I've been expecting you".

10. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

11. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

12. Buy a parrot. teach it to say "help! I've been turned into a parrot!".

13. Follow joggers in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.

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Sometimes I question my sanity. Ocasionally, it replies.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

I'm not as random as you think I- salad

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. She hates that.

WARNING: Do not walk in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliffs.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, I was aiming for your face.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I’ll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you LOSE the argument that you need to start worrying.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory

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The List Of Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

"I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

I am not a sloth Animagus.

I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.

Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

I will not lick Trevor.

It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

Professor Flitwick's first name in not Yoda.

It is generally accepted that Cats and Dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be.

Crucifixes do not ward off Slytherins, and I should not test that.

I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf."

First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.

When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

-Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The Force".

I will no longer wear a hood, walk up to Harry, and claim to be his real father in a raspy voice.

I will not send Professor Snape toothpaste and Shampoo for Christmas.

I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

I will not refer to Professor McGonagall as Catwoman, no matter how funny she would look in tight leather.

-Nor will I ask her if she is Catwoman in disguise.

I am to stop asking Professor Snape to Yule Ball.

Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate.

Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

"To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

I will stop sending Professor Snape forged love notes that appear to be from Professor Lupin.

I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office'.

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

Asking Professor Snape if a house ever fell on his sister is wrong.

-So is asking him where he keeps his flying monkeys and if I could touch them.

Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles

Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

-Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

Every time I see a dementor, I will not go, "Ssssssssshire...Bagginsssss".

- or "The Shire/Frodo is That Way!"

Every time I see Dobby I will not say something about 'master' or 'Precioussssss'.

"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" is not a transfiguration spell.

Neither is "Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang"

Not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

I should not remark that "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" when Snape gets angry. Ever.

If I become an animagus, I am not allowed to yell "MORPHIN' TIME!" every time I change.

- I cannot do this whenever anyone else changes either.

Adding "-us" to the end of a word does not make it a spell.

-Neither does adding "izzle".

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