Well, where to begin...

I've been here for a while before deciding to even do a profile.

Who am I?

I won't reveal any details of my life here. Suffice to say that I have a stable, if boring, job that pays...OK...for my standard.

Where am I?

Probably halfway across the globe from where you are.

Why am I doing this?

Coz' I've got all these things running around in my head that just needs to be let out once in a while lest they interfere with my daily life...I know. Pathetic, ain't it?

My favorite author?

Probably Stephen King. Don't expect any horror stories or anything with a King-y flaire out of me, however. I know my skills well enough to tell you that I am nowhere near his genius...or skills...or madness...I dunno. The guy can seem a bit unstable when you examine his writing. Ido believe he's a fun guy, however.

Well, that's it for me.

Enjoy the stories.

Or bash 'em.