Name: Jay Nickens
Probably never going to update my stories again. In fact, I will most likely take them down. If I do update them, then they will be entirely different stories and not so...juvenile. I'm not actually any good at fiction so I'll probably just not.
I solemnly swear that Fred never died and George wears blue boxers! I am a member of the Twin Exchange.
Favorite Book Quotes:
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me". - Harry Potter, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'Follow the butterflies?'" - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”-Fred Weasley
Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"All summer-" Fred and George
"I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."George
"Now, you two - Behave yourselves. If I get one word that you've blown up a toilet or - "
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."Mrs. Weasley, Fred, and George.
"Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."Fred and George from the Chamber of Secrets
Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."
"Hello, Percy," said Harry, trying not to laugh.
"I hope you're well?" said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was like being introduced to the mayor.
"Very well, thanks-"
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy-"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in return. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled. Percy, Harry, Fred, and George.
"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-"
Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. Fred Weasley
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself."
"You don't mind if we don't kiss you, do you, Ron?" said Fred in a falsely anxious voice.
"We could curtsy if you like," said George.
"...finally the flesh reflects the madness within..."
- Remus, Shrieking Shack
"You would know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus!?!"
- Black, Shrieking Shack
"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."
- The Lost Prophecy