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Joined Oct '11

I dont have any stories and dont expect any. Im only a reader/reviewer!!!


Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have thier shoes.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freak out for no reason copy and paste this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your laptop/computer, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think these are kinda stupid but find them fun to copy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally and then choked from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice:FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!),AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin, StarbeamatNyght - SLYTHERIN!,xXAnnabethMaximumSnapeXx (I'ma lion, rawwwrrr!!) MerMagicAnaLily (Heart of a Gryffindor, Brain of a Ravenclaw. My heart over powers my brain), Shongs1-SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


If you're a demigod add yourself onto the list and post this on your profile. Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy' Wisegirl 101/Lindsay Seaweed Brain 013/Sebz Cloudy Alore/Faye XxxBellxXxGirlxxX76/Bells xXtheshadowhuntressxX annapercy1 Hula The new Ace of spies 7cerberus7 storyteller221/Kali Lenor AthenaPersephone14 Laserfire JBaddict1234 SeaweedGirl1 AnikaandAj/ Aj Kronos Army/ Shongs1


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!


If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day),(jasmineflower27 - 3 days),(ArianaRae - 2 days), (Susly - 1 day) (Lily.and.Alice - 3 hours) (Dimcairien - 2 days) (Shongs1 - 2 hours)


Favorites

Weasley?

Ron

Character, Overall?

Bellatrix Lestrange

Female character

Bellatrix Lestrange

Male Charcter?

Voldemort

Group Of Characters?

Death Eaters

Adult?

BELLATRIX LESTRANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geez, how many times are you going to make me say it?

Professor?

Snape

Ship?

Ginny/Draco

Spell?

Avada Kedavra

Sweet?

Chocolate Frogs

Place?

Malfoy Manor

Weasley Twin?

FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED, FRED!!!!!!!!! He is way hotter then George!!


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)), AnnleaDaughterofZeus,(Nico Di Angelo), Flockgirl (Nico di Angelo 'Percy Jackson', Gaara 'Naruto', Toushiro Hitsugaya 'Bleach', Fang "Maximum Ride', Zero 'Vampire knight', The Twins and K youya 'Ouran high school host club', Otani 'Lovely Complex') I'm Hopeless! FutureNovelist887(Percy Jackson himself.) Di Angelo Grace Jackson321 (Nico Di Angelo! DEDEBUG9 (Percy Jackson, Ron Weasly, Jacob black, Leo Valdez), Shongs1 (Percy Jackson[He's a hero and super cute in the movie!!!, Draco Malfoy [He is sooooooo hot and I love how dark and mysterious he is!!!, Luke Castellan [First of all, he's so awesome because he served Kronos and second of all, he's like really hot!!, Fred Weasley[He's so hilarious and way awesomer then George!!!, Nico Di Angelo[He's my hero!!Wow looking back I like a lot of evil people.Wierd.,Edward Cullen[Get away from my man, Bella!!!!] )


If you don't drink, if you don't smoke, if you don't do drugs, and if you don't have sex with any old boy or girl, and you live clean, then you, my friend, are a member of the Straight-Edge Society. If you find you are in fact a member of the Society, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name. Also, if it's too much trouble, PM the person who's Profile you got this from so they can add your name to the list of Society members. Straight-Edge Savior, Silent Romantic, Identified Angel, WalkingShadow39, Shongs1


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

AWWWWW... Okay, I totally sound like an Aphrodite kid...


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.Max
2.
Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?blue
3. Your first initial? S
4. Your month of birth?August
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? black
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
Kate
7. Your favorite number?
7
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
Ocean
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
I wish my nails would stop chipping.
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


This song is called Love Story for Percy and Annabeth

We were both young, when I first saw you,
I close my eyes and the flashback starts,
I'm sittin' there,
Feeding you nectar and ambrosia squares.

See you drool, hear you snoring so loudly,
Watch you as you finally wake
And then I'm lost,
In your on-going eyes.

But you're a Seaweed Brain
And I'm a brainiac,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
And I was crying on the inside,
While begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your enemies,
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

So I sneak out
To the lake's shore to see you,
We keep quiet
'Cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes,
Escape your burden for a little while.

Oh, oh, 'cause your head's full of kelp
And I'm an owl head,
And my mother said
Stay away from Annabeth
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you please don't go.

And I said,
Seaweed Brain let me
Help defeat your ememies
If they wanna reach you
First they'll have to go through me,
You'll be the hero and,
I'll be your asset
It's a love story
Baby just say yes

Kelp Head, save me
She's trying to tell me how to feel,
This life is difficult,
But it's the real deal,
Don't be afraid we'll
Make it out of this mess,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

I got tired of waiting,
Wondering if you would really ever be mine,
My faith in us was fading,
When I met you on the border line,

And I said,
Perseus, save me,
I've been feeling so alone,
Do you love me?
'Cause I really need to know
Is this in my head?
I don't know what to think,
He grabbed both my hands and
Smiled at me and said

Be my girl, Wise Girl,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know,
I talked to your mom she
Finally quit her protest,
It's a love story
Baby just say yes.

Oh, oh…oh, oh, oh…

'Cause we were both young, when I first saw you…


Blond Joke

Non-Stop Flight

On a plane flight from Seattle to Chicago, a blonde was sitting in economy class. About half way through the flight, she got up and moved to an empty seat in first class. A flight attendant who observed this, went over to her and politely explained that she had to move back to economy class because that was what her ticket was for. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here."

After several attempts to explain to the blonde why she had to return to economy class, the flight attendant gave up. She went to the cockpit and explained the situation to the pilot and co-pilot. The co-pilot said, "Let me try." He went up to the blonde and politely tried to explain to her why she needed to return to her seat in economy class.

But the blonde only replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chicago and I'm staying right here." Frustrated, the co-pilot returned to the cockpit. He suggested that perhaps they should have the airline call the police and have her arrested when they land.

"Wait a minute," said the pilot. "Did you say she's blonde? I can handle this. My wife is a blonde. I speak Blonde." So he went up to the woman sitting in first class and whispered something in her ear.

"I'm sorry," said the blonde, and she promptly got up and returned to her seat in economy class.

"What did you say to her?" ask the astonished flight attendant and co-pilot.

To which the pilot replied, "I just told her that first class isn't going to Chicago."


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 7

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total :2

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music
.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 4

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.

You are/was in a gang.

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.

You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 1

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Hair has been died more than 1 color (highlights!)
Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl(or any other big sports event)
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

Total : 0

WEIRD

You enjoy sniffing cheese.
Knee-high colorful socks are the only socks you wear.
You are constantly called weird.
You blurt out random things.
You slap random people for the fun of it.

You write on your hand.
You drew on your Converse.

You're have/are dated/dating a guy/girl older than you.
You text your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
You text your best friends ex.
You don't care if people mock you.
Total: 7

So i'm a weird,preppy, geek? ...


1.YOUR REAL NAME: Stella

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Steizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) Pink kitty

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Susie Knollwood

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Shostark

6. YOUR SUPER RO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Soda

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Tosamjn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (Your mom's first name) Yang

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black Blitzen


Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess, xActDanceWritex, Aviva636, Flockgirl, Sammie.reader, TheJazzyDolphin, ABetterNinjaThanDanCahill, MagicCahill, Bookgirl39, WalkingShadow39, Shongs1


· What disease did cured ham have?
· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?
· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?
· Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?
· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?
· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
· When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?
· Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?
· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?
· What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?
· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?
· How do you throw away a garbage can?
· Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?
· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?
· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?


Survey:

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? Pacific Ocean

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? Door

3. What can you hear right now? "We Ride" by Rihanna

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing beside yourself.

Me: Hey Jen

Jen: What?

Me: What's up?

Jen: I'm going back to sleep.

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Power Rangers. (Ewwww)

6. Type your name with your elbow. wstelkosaw (I was trying to write Stella)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Open your eyes. What do you see? my desk

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? coRHwt

10. What's your favorite article of clothing? My new hoodie from Hollister.

11. Who is the most special person to you? My Bff Kate.

12. What's your favorite childhood memory? My first field trip ever. (We went apple picking!!)

13. One word that would best describes you? Crazy

14. What is your favorite month in the summer? August.

15. What's your favorite number? 7

16. What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "I like your outfit"

17. What does your username mean? I'm gonna change it soon so this answer is gonna change. That's why I'm not gonna bother with answering it.

18. What is your favorite Disney movie? This kind of embarasing but it's... Cinderella. (What??? That was my favorite movie when I was little!!)

18. What made you smile today? The fanfic "Karaoke Night" By AngelicBlues502

19. Last thing you said out loud? "Hi"

20. Last rainbow you saw? During last Winter break, while I was hanging out with one of my Bff's Caroline.

21. Do you want a haircut? No, I just got one a little while ago.

22. Are you musically inclined? I play the flute but I stink at singing.

23. Have you ever been in a fight? Ummmm... no?


I am the girl...

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows, and is proud, to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.


1.

1:00 a.m. * Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you, turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room to make sure you didn't leave any more killers behind you on your expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow. * 17 seconds later you hear a noise * jump up quickly and realize its the air conditioning coming on and think " man! those ninja's just wont give up tonight.. "

2.

5 biggest lies ever told 5. Sorry I'm not allowed to sleepover... 4. I don't like anyone 3. No, I don't have any money... 2. I've done my homework 1. I'm not uploading it on facebook!! :)

3.

Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie... and when its about to start... BOOOOOM, Human giraffe sits in front of you. (Come on, who hasn't this happened to before?)

4.

that moment you’re home alone and you hear a noise in your house and you accept the fact that you’re going to die.

5.

Anti-pick up lines: Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money. Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday? Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend. Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out. Girl: Okay. Go out. Boy: I think I could make you very happy. Girl: Why? Are you leaving? Boy: Shall we go see a movie? Girl: I have already seen it. Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you.

(I burst out laughing when reading this)

6.

Time spent in the shower; 25% -- Daydreaming. 25% -- Building up courage to turn off water and step into cold air. 20% -- Turing in a circle to maintain even hot water distribution. 10% -- Catching water in your mouth and spitting it out. 10% -- Contemplating the hardest decisions of life. 7% -- Washing hair. 3% -- Washing other body parts.

(It's freaky how true this is)

7.

Your about to get arrested* Cop: Your in a lot of trouble! You: wait. wait! WAIT. Cop: WHAT!? You: Can I update my status to "chilling in jail?"

8.

The top 10 things messed up with the show Spongebob: is Pearl Mr.Crabs daughter?? 2.Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?? do they flush the toilet under water? can they see plankton?? can Sandy communicate with fish?? is there a Goo lagoon under water??? 7.Why do they take showers??? come Gary meows?? did Sandy build her dome?? can there be boats under water?

9.

Boy: Hey, watch this! *Breaks car window* Girl: NO!!! Boy: Like a good neighbor State Farm is there! Girl: THAT DOESN'T WORK!!! WE HAVE ALLSTATE!!!!!

10.

Dear Parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin.

Snow White lived alone with 7 men.

Pinnochio was a liar.

Robin Hood was a thief.

Tarzan walked around without clothes on.

A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him.

Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.


Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Strange Fears
Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers (How do you clean yourself???)
Anablephobia - The fear of looking up (Then that means you never seen the stars.)
Anglophobia - The fear of England (Who can be afraid of Harry Potter???)
Aulophobia - The fear of flutes (Good thing I don't have that fear because I play the flute.)
Basophobia - The fear of walking (How do you get around though?)
Cinophobia - The fear of going to bed (How do you sleep?)
Geliophobia - The fear of laughter (That must be depressing!!)
Linonophobia - The fear of string (but string is fun!)
Omphalophobia - The fear of belly buttons (I wonder about this one...)
Scriptophobia - The fear of writing in public (how did u get through school?)
Sinistrophobia - The fear of left-handed people(Half the people in my 5th grade class were lefties!! Seriously, we counted.)
Trichopathophobia - The fear of hair (That must be awkward for a girl.)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words (kinda ironic)
Panophobia- Fear of everything (How is that possible?)
Levophobia- Fear of objects to the left side of the body (Kind of like Sinistrophobia.)
Chromatophobia- Fear of colors (CrayD:)
Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down (Then you have to stand all the time. O_o)
Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom (So you have to be tied up all the time???)
Turophobia- Fear of cheese (So I'm guessing no ham and cheese sandwiches for you.)


Reasons to join the Dark side:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
get to wear a white lab coat (ooh la la)
can access our stock of cool evil gadgets (aka a blender and toaster.)
get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt (NO SUSPENERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
get to wear creepy masks
13. key word: POWER you get lots of it
14.all of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. did i just say that out loud?
15.we get a vacation unlike the jedi's
16.we can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing(though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black)
17.we get to order our minons around
18.when no one is looking, we have funny faces contests
19.we love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it
20.sometimes, we hijack the tv studios and make our own commercials
BAD GUYS!!!
get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you


The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever
I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go


Type your name with your elbow: swalokli nmgs1q (say what?????)

Type it with your chin: zhyoiiknhb gv1q1(I didn't even get the letter s in there!!)

Your nose:wxyb00ojgq (Only one right letter is in there.)

Your forehead: 32 790ui56t (whats up with all the numbers??)

Your toe: sddxnhpoplnmgs1q (that was hard!!)

Your eyes closed with your fingers: sd0nga1 (Hey, that was the best so far!)


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Pink and white.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

One of my BFFs, Kate.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

In my school gym waiting for school to start and chatting with my friends.

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

On fanfiction reading Dimcairien's fanfic, "Books from the future 5".

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Kit Kat's

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"Really?"

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Vanilla

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Cold medicine

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yes!!!! It's pink.

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Rice

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

3 shirts

13, The last sporting event you watched?

One doesn't come to mind right now.

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Cheddar cheese.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My friend Jack.

16, Ever go camping?

When I was really young. I don't remember exactly when.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Yup, I like to stay healthy.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

No

19, Do you have a tan?

Yeah, I went to Florida over the summer.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

YES, YES, YES, YES

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

sometimes

22, What did your last text message say?

"Yes"

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

School

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

The door.

26, What color is your watch?

I don't have one.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos

28, What is your birthstone?

I don't know, though I know I have an August birthday.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I usually go inside.

30, What is your favorite number?

7

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

my dad.

32, Any plans today?

Homework

33, How many states have you lived in?

1

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

I have a cold. :(

35, Last song listened to?

Friday by Rebbecca Black

36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

nope

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My heels

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

no

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

The chance of that is very low.

41, Do you love anyone?

Not romantically

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes but I'm not going to say who in case that person is reading this right now.

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I guess so.

46, What color is your car?

I don't have one yet. :(

47, Do you like cats?

Yeah, they are the only animals that I'm not terrified of.

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

no.

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

I'm going this summer.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I fell of my bike and the petal scratched my leg and gave me a huge scar when i was 7.


I'm a daughter of Athena and a Huntress of Artemis!!!

If your dad is

Zeus - you adore flying unless you are a weirdo that is afraid of heights (like thalia) u say rain and it does

Posidon - you can not go into the air at all, you love to swim, you adore showers and baths, and your pet fish give you advice

Apollo - you sing, dance, write, and are the best on the archery team. you also hate the night.

Dionysus - you're grumpy, and hate your life and are desparate for a grape or wine

Hephestas - you aren't the best looking, unless you're like Leo. you arent afraid of fire, but hate heights. you might have even hijacked a car when you were four

Ares - you love gory movies and love karate, weapons, blood, gore, and cant stop reading about wwII bombs

Hermes - you travel a lot, you can steal anything from anyone and most people love you, but hate you cuz you pull so many pranks!\

Hades - you are probably emo and goth. you like death, gore, skeletons, and the color black

If your mom is

Athena - many people call you a nerd, and when it comes to games like tag, red rover, or capture the flag, you have a master strategy that always wins

Aphrodite - put down that fashion magazine! you love shoes, hair, makeup, and will always look good. you just cant look bad even if you tried.

Demeter - you are the best gardener in your group of friends. Actually, they arent allowed near your plants

Hera - who am I kidding? she has no kids!

Artemis - NO KIDS! but if you hate boys and growing up, and your a girl, then you can be one of her hunters, if thats any consolation.


I’m the kind of girl who’ll say hi to everyone I see.

I’m the kind of girl who’ll scream random songs at the top of my lungs. (In public!)

I’m the kind of girl who’ll forget what happened just two seconds ago, and yet remember what happened two years ago.

I’m the kind of girl who’ll start rolling on the floor just because I’m bored.

I’m the kind of girl who’ll burst out laughing because of something that happened yesterday.

Bottom line: I’m an overly hyper person. Deal with it.


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.


You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this)

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on

(LOL I can't believe I fell for this!!!)


List your twelve favorite Percy Jackson Characters in no particular order:

1.Percy Jackson

2.Kronos

3.Annabeth Chase

Di Angelo

5.Hades

6.Athena

7.Chiron

8.Thalia Grace

9.Dionysus

10. Rachel Dare

11. Zeus

12.Tyson

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Athena/Zeus?... Nope because that would be kind of boring.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yes!!!!!!!! I totally think Nico is hot!!!!!! Super duper hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Tyson got Thalia pregnant? Thalia would murder Tyson. Then Artemis would murder Tyson. And then Zeus would murder Tyson. Wait... is it possible for a cyclops and a human to have a kid together????

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No but if I tried hard enough I guess there might be a couple about Dionysus.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Kronos/Athena? EWWWWWWW, if that happened Annabeth would be soooooo freaked out.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Hades/Dionysus or Hades/Rachel. Both of those couples are disgusting and don't make sense, but if I was forced to choose it would be Hades/Rachel because that way Hades isn't gay even though it would be really awkward for Nico. Also Hades is married.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? Is that even possible?

What would happen if Chiron walked in on Kronos and Tyson making out? Oh my gods, this is so gross!!!!! This sooooooo not possible. I'm not even going to think about what would happen if that happened.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Annabeth/Rachel? Annabeth and Rachel fight for Percy's love. Who will Percy pick? OMG, this sucks. I stink at writing!!!!! I give up.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fanfic?

Percy/Thalia? Of course there are. They're both main characters so it's kind of obvious.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Chiron/Tyson. Ummmmmmm, The Surprise Party?

11) Do any of your friends read three?

Annabeth? Yeah! She's one of the main characters.

12) Do any of your friends draw or write eleven?

Zeus? Not really because he's not really in the books that much.


List your twelve favorite Harry Potter Characters in no particular order:

1.Bellatrix

2.Voldemort

3.Draco Malfoy

4.Hermione Granger

5.Fred Weasley

6.Ginny Weasley

7.Lily Potter

Weasley

9.Luna Lovegood

10.Oliver Wood

11.Lavender Brown

12.Albus Dumbledore

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No probably because Lavander and Ginny don't do much together unless Ginny is telling her to back of from Ron but im more into adventure fics.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Ummmmmm... No because im a girl and Hermione is too so this is kinda wierd.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? That's kinda impossible because Albus and George are both males. Anyway albus is like 200 years old and George is like 20 so yeah...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine? Yup, she is like a main character so Luna is in tons of fics.

5) Would two and six make a good couple? Voldemort/Ginny????? Harry is gonna murder Voldemort!!! I mean if Ginny doesn't murder Voldemort first.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten? Fred/Luna or Fred/Oliver? I'm totally going with Fred and Luna because that way it doesn't make Fred gay.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? Is that even possible? Lily Potter walks in on Voldemort and Albus making out. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's just plain creepy. Definetley not possible!!!!!!! I'm gonna have nightmares!!!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic. Draco/Oliver summary??? Ummm Draco and Wood argue about who is better at quidditch??? I don't know, this is hard!!!

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fanfic? Bellatrix/George fanfic?? I haven't seen one yet but there is probabley some out there somewhere.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. Lily/Albus hurt/comfort?????? ummmmmm maybe "The Accident"? I stink at making up titles, i know!!!

11) Do any of your friends read three? Everyone loves Draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12) Do any of your friends draw or write eleven? No, not really. All my friends hate Lavender, we're Ron/Hermione shippers.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? Voldemort/Hermione/Fred. Maybe if Hermione falls in love with Fred and then Voldemort kills everyone? OH NO I'V GONE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use? George Weasley??? Sorry can't think of anything right now.

15)If you wrote a one/six fic, what would the warning be? Bellatrix/Ginny? M for mature bacause for the whole time they are gonna be trying to murder each other.

16) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? Oliver and Voldemort? That is so wrong in so many ways!!!

17) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (8), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Bellatrix and Lily are in a happy relationship until Lily runs off with Hermione. Bellatrix, brokenhearted, has a one night stand with Lavendar and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advise of Fred and finds true love with Draco. UMMMMMMMMM... No comment.



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