hat girl you just called fat? She's over-dosing on diet pills.
That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup, hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home.
That boy you made fun of for crying? His mother's dying'
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381, Demon Wraith, SCoTTieTheeReSeaRCHeR,darkvizardking69,Ultimateanimefan17,Uzunaru99,CKSO,
Favourite type of Naruto stories:
Smart, Cunning Naruto
Smart bloodline wielding Naruto
Lots of Sakura bashing! Muwahahahaha!
Favourite Naruto pairings:
Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi ( Best pairing ever!)
Naruto x Mei Terumi( 5th Mizukage, she is fucking HOT!)
Naruto x Yugito ( Same burden and they go great together.)
Naruto x Yuugao ( I just like this pairing.)
Naruto x Any female tailed beasts ( Cause its hardly used.)
Naruto x Princess Koyuki (Daimyo of Spring country)( Also another rare pairing.)
Naruto x Amaru ( Naruto movie: Bonds)( Also hardly used pairing.)
Naruto x Mikoto Uchiha ( She's hot and I want to see Sasuke's face when he finds Naruto banging his mom.)
Naruto x Filler girls( Isaribi,Yakumo,Sasame,Guren,etc...)( Cause they are hardly used as well.)
Naruto x Konan ( Rub it in Nagato/Pein's face! HA!)
Naruto x Fu ( Seven Tail Jinchuriki)( Same as Yugito )
Naruto x Tayuya ( For some reason I really like this pairing.)
Naruto x Anko ( Both were once village pariahs.)
Naruto x Hanabi ( This became my one of my favourites when I realised she looks better than her sis and Hinata gets jealous!)
Naruto x OC ( OC must be able to fight.)
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder
chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will
meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling . She will suffocate you
like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness
will be rewarded. Lucillia
Well now i am vexed.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!
THE ULTIMATE HARRY POTTER QUIZ! - Test results
THE ULTIMATE HARRY POTTER QUIZ!
You have correctly answered 41 of 42 questions.
On average, 43374 of users who took the quiz gave 23.8 right answers.
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