My Fav. Quotes:

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Dr. Seuss

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

Closets are for clothes.
Bumper sticker

Principal Flutie: You burned down the gym. Buffy: I did, I really did. But you're not seeing the big picture here. I mean, that gym was full of vampi ... asbestos.

Buffy: It's my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all of my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair! I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus. And I don't care. Giles: Then why are you here? Buffy: To tell you that... I don't care, which... I don't, and... have now told you, so... bye. Giles: I believe this whole area is a center of mystical energy, that things gravitate towards it that you wouldn’t find elsewhere. Buffy: Like vampires. Giles: Zombies, werewolves, incubi, succubi – everything you’ve ever dreamt was under your bed but told yourself couldn’t be by the light of day. They’re all real. Buffy: What? You, like, sent away for the Time-Life series? Giles: Ah, w-w-w-yes. Buffy: Did you get the free phone? Giles: Um, the calendar. Buffy: Cool.
Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
Lynn LavneBuffy: Who are you? Angel: Let's just say ... I'm a friend. Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend. Angel: I didn't say I was yours.

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Giles: Um, this computer invasion that Willow's performing on the coroner's office, one assumes it is entirely legal? Willow: Entirely! Buffy: Of course! Giles: Right. Wasn't here, didn't see it, couldn't have stopped you. Buffy: Good idea.

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.
Author Unknown

Buffy: So, Giles, got anything that can make this day any worse? Giles: How about the end of the world? Buffy: Knew I could count on you.

Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
Shakti Gawain

Giles: This is madness! What can you have been thinking? You are the Slayer! Lives depend upon you! I make allowances for your youth, but I expect a certain amount of responsibility, and instead of which you enslave yourself to this, this... cult? Cut to Buffy in a cheerleading outfit Buffy: You don't like the color? Giles: Do you ignore everything I say as a rule? Buffy: No, I believe that's your trick. poses in front of Giles, pompoms in hand I told you, I'm trying out for the cheerleading squad! Giles: You have a sacred birthright, Buffy. You were chosen to destroy vampires, not to... wave pompoms at people. And as the Watcher, I forbid it. Buffy: And you'll be stopping me how? Giles: flummoxed Well, uh... by... appealing to your common sense - if such a creature exists. Buffy: I will still have time to fight the forces of evil, OK? I just... wanna have a life. I wanna do something normal. Something safe.

Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality.
James Baldwin

For a long time I thought I wanted to be a nun. Then I realized that what I really wanted to be was a lesbian.
Mabel Maney

Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me

Giles: Uh, well, basically the, uh, the She-Mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman and then lures innocent virgins back to her nest. Buffy: Virgins? Well, Xander's not a, uh... I mean, he's probably... Willow: ...gonna die!

Gay and lesbian people fall in love. We settle down. We commit our lives to one another. We raise our children. We protect them. We try to be good citizens.
California Sen. Sheila Kuehl
After California Senate approved gay marriage bill AB849

Gay people ... were the first to find me, and they get everything, they're so sharp. I'll look out in the audience and I see three or four gay guys right in the front row, or a couple of lesbians, I know it's gonna be a good show.
Joan Rivers
To Denver's Out Front

Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.
Fran Lebowitz

God has given you one face, and you make yourself another.
William Shakespeare

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.
Homer

Homophobia is a social disease.
Bumper sticker

Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children.
Sam Austin

Gohan: Daddy? I lost my hat. Goku: (Goku puts on Gohan's hat) What? Silly. No you didn't. It's on your head.

I am the love that dare not speak its name.
Lord Alfred Douglas
From poem Two Loves

I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?"
Karen Ripley

Buffy: See, this is a school, and we have students, and they check out books, and then they learn things. Giles: I was beginning to suspect that was a myth.

I don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public.
T-shirt
Worn by Chicago Bulls transvestite Dennis Rodman during a network-TV interview

Dean: (nodding at two agents) Agent Mulder, Agent Scully

I just wish more of my fellow queers would come out sometimes. It's nice out here, you know?
Elton John
Accepting Distinguished Achievement Award from Elizabeth Taylor at Los Angeles Gay & Lesbian Center's 25th anniversary blowout

Giles: Oh, Emily Dickinson. Buffy: We're both fans. Giles: Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a... Buffy: defensively A girl? Giles: For an American.

Officer: So, fake U.S. Marshall. Fake credit cards. You got anything that's real? Dean: My boobs. Hailey: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans? Dean: Sweetheart, I don't do shorts. Sam: “Kids are the best”? You don't even like kids. Dean: I love kids. Sam: Name three children that you even know. (Dean thinks and Sam begins to walk away. Dean scratches his head) Dean: I'm thinking!
I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
Homer Simpson
Dr. Foreman: Oh, Cameron, I need you for a couple of hours. Dr. Cameron: What's up? Dr. Foreman: When you break into someone's house, it's always better to have a white chick with you.
I think God is a callous bitch not making me a lesbian. I'm deeply disappointed by my sexual interest in men.
Diamanda Galas

Sam: What if she's already possessed? Dean: There's ways to test that. I brought holy water. Sam: No, I think we can go more subtle. If she's possessed she'll flinch at the name of God. Dean: Uhh, nice (stands up) Sam: Hey! Dean: What? Sam: Say it in Latin. Dean: Yeah, I know (Begins to leave) Sam: Hey! Dean: What?! Sam: Uhh... In Latin, it's Christo. Dean: Dude, I know, I'm not an idiot.

I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.
Charles Pierce
1980

Beast Boy: Told you we'd win you a prize! Raven: (sarcasticly) A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the worldRaven: This party is pointless. Emo Boy: Everything's pointless; wanna go talk about it?

Beast Boy: Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Dr. House: See that, they all assume I'm a patient because of the cane. Dr. Wilson: Then why don't you put on a white coat like the rest of us? Dr. House: I don't want them to think I'm a doctor.
If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.
Johann von Goethe

Dr. House: Your wife is having an affair. Orange-Colored Patient: What?? Dr. House: You're ORANGE, you moron! It's one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she's just not paying attention. Oh, by the way, do you consume just ridiculous amounts of carrots and mega-dose vitamins? The carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. Get a set of fingerpaints and do the math... and get a good lawyer.

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer."
Robin Tyler

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote? Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it? Cyborg: Uh, 'Cause you're you. Beast Boy: Look, just because I lost that video game... Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and my football, and the waffle iron!
If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered.
Robin Tyler
Dean: I can't do this alone. Sam: Yes, you can. Dean: (looks down and away) Well, I don't want to.

Sam: So how'd you pay for that stuff? You and Dad still running credit card scams?

Dean: Well, yeah. Hunting ain't exactly a pro-ball career. Besides, all we do is apply. It's not our fault they send us the cards.
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?
Author Unknown
Sam: Hey, night vision? Dean (puts the digital camera's night vision on for Sam) Sam (night vision is on and Sam sees Dean's face on the screen) Dean: Do I look like Paris Hilton?
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another flag.
Author UnknownSam: Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease. Dean: Huh? (confused) Sam: Human Mad Cow Disease. Dean: Mad Cow... wasn't that on Oprah? Sam: You watch Oprah? Dean looks embarrassed.

I'm not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
Bumper stickerDean: Your, uh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here, Francis. Sam: Bite me.

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
Bumper sticker

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.
Martina Navratilova

Let my lusts be my ruin, then, since all else is a fake and a mockery.
Hart Crane

Giles: Uh, two more of the brethren came in here. They came after me. But I was more than a match for them. Buffy: Meaning? Giles: I hid.

Let's get one thing straight, I'm not.
Bumper sticker

Ayame: You didn't cheat on me while we were apart, did you, Gure-san? Shigure: Why would I do something like that, Aaya? Shigure and Ayame: with raised thumbs ALL RIGHT!

And what happened next, you ask?! It became the day of Yuki's romantic fantasy when he saw Tohru-kun in her lovely dress! Oh no Tori-san! You just imagined Tohru-kun in her dress, didn't you? SHAMEFUL!!

My sister is covered in moles. We used to just call her "Ole Moley". Then she went down to the church and got saved, now we call her "Holy Moley". And she married a Mexican feller, now we call her "Guaca-Moley"!

I don't play with myself. I was cleaning it once and it went off.

Hatsuharu: Whoa... I don't believe it. Someone just walked in who looks exactly like Yuki. A mystery. Yuki: annoyed It is me. Hatsuharu: But this is the main house. Yuki: That's why I snuck in. Hatsuharu: grabs a camera and poses with Yuki Peace. You too, Yuki, peace. Yuki: extremely annoyed What was that for? Hatsuharu: In commemoration of your coming to the main house after such a long time. And for me.

What happened to airplane attendents being sexy? What the hell happened to that? Them girls were so ugly they would make Ray Charles flinch

This a Song I wrote about my girlfriend she cheated on me with another man its called "I Can't Get Over You til You Get Off of Him"

Principal: I've allowed that color, but I don't remember saying you could have long hair. Have it cut by tomorrow. Ayame: But Principal... Principal: No! Rules are made to be followed. I'll call the head of your family... Ayame: I... I come from a royal family. Principal: Huh? Ayame: I've been hiding it until now, but there's a country to which I must return. Principal: Wh-what? Ayame: If you must know, my hair has to be long because... it is said that the first king, the honorable Rurubara-sama, received a message when he reached the age of four. It was from Kandora-sama, who illumines the four directions with gold and red light. When Kandora-sama chanted "Ma Rudu Mani," his forehead shone with a blue light and, like a pony struck by a whip, Rurubara-sama's honorable person was liberated. With a wave of warm compassion, like trees that bend in a light breeze, his supple tresses grew... Now, meanwhile, Kashiparuu-sama was in his chambers sleeping peacefully, like a flower waiting to bud, and he gave voice to the pain that was in his heart, "Kampaniiru...!!" "Kampaniiru", in the tongue of my people, means, "Come forth, ocean of God's power; go forth, veneration!" Principal: Uh, errr, um, just - I'm sorry, but I have to go meet with some- Ayame: grabs the principal's shoulder I'm not done explaining about Kandora-sama. Principal: THAT'S OKAY!! YOU CAN HAVE LONG HAIR!!

I was madder then a deaf-mute playing Bingo, getting Bingo, and trying to holler out Bingo, I tell ya...

I was living with a girl for eight months, until she found out I was living with her (or "...until she found out I was there...")

I was seeing this girl for about six weeks, until someone took my binoculars...

I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!

"My dog can beat your honor student"
Bumper sticker (donated by a friend)

"Note to self: never mess with a trigger-happy lombax." ~Annihilation Nation Announcer, RC:UYA

"I was granted instantaneous and total access to the entire Internet, Mr. Malpense. To be honest I feel... dirty." ~H.I.V.E.mind, H.I.V.E: the Overlord Protocol

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."~Mark Twain

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy." ~Edgar Bergen

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised." ~Elbert Hubbard

"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." ~Steven Wright

"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." ~Isaac Asimov

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." ~Paul Beatty

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is it that if something says "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Which way does a compass point in space?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort you can be impossible?

A doctor says to his patient, "I'm sorry to inform you that you have a brain problem. Your brain is in two parts... left and right. The left part has nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it."

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
(i've done 1-2-6-8-10-11-13-14)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.