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Joined Nov '11

Name:Fang

Birthday: July 26

Age:17

Gender:Female

Fav colors:Pink, Silver, & BRIGHT Neon colors(Cause they annoy others)

Fav music 4 now:Drunken sailor, That's My Generation, and Cynics And Critics

Fave bands:Thousand Foot Krutch, Linkin Park, Egypt Cental, Kanon Wakeshima, Eddie Rath, ect...

Fav animes:One Piece, Soul Eater, Naruto, Shugo Chara, Inuyasha, D. Gray Man, Fairy Tail, Fruits Basket(absolute favorites)

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and sit back and watch as everyone wonders how the fuck you did that!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

The pessimist sees the darkness inside a tunnel. The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The realist sees the headlight of an approaching train. The engine driver sees three idiots on the railway.

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is Optional

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying "You can't fire me, I quit!''

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amianzg huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to kill all preps, snobs, really giddy annoying girls etc. copy this to your profile

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever hurt your face smiling.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile. (Definitely, boys are too immature. . . but then again, girls are too sometimes.)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (BWA HA HA! ALL THE TIME!)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was about to jump off a skyscraper. If you're one of the 2% that would yell "GIMME A SHOW MOTHERFUCKER!"copy/paste this into your profile!

If you ever skipped homework to watch anime, add this to your profile.

If you love animals copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever stood up for yourself, even though you were scared, add this to your profile (I have to do it all the time to my parents!)

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

If you LOVE LOVE LOVE! To scream, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think people are out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had problems updating your profile because the computer kept putting the things that you wanted in a diffrent area, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you HATE school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!!

If you managed to copy and paste to many things, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

5 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)

5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face.

Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombieand Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction,copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long,copy and paste this into it to make it longer!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.


If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko),kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon) Ray, Gary, Falkner (Pokemon)), Fortune Glyph (Aqualad (Teen Titans), Ben Tennyson (Ben 10: Alien Force), Atem (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)), TLSoulDude (Hanabi Hyuga (Naruto)), WhiteFangLover (Gary and Ash (Pokemon), Fang amd Iggy (Maximum Ride)), Techno Skittles (Fang - Maximum Ride, Beast Boy & Cyborg - Teen Titans, Aang & Zuko - Avatar: TLA, Cou - Elemental Gelade, Stefan & Damien - Vampire Diaries, WolfPrincessGirl (Zuko-the last airbender, Blaine anderson-glee Ikuto-shugo chara), Nightshadowmidnight (Connor Temple - primeval :D) c(Kisshu from Tokyo Mew Mew, Artemis Fowl, Scourge the Hedgehog, Miles the Fox, Jet the Hawk,), Bloody.-.Fang5507 (Asura & Death The Kid from Soul Eater, Sesshomaru from Inuyasha, Luffy and Zoro from One Piece)

THE WE LOVE SAKURA CLUB: IF YOU LOVE SAKURA FROM NARUTO, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX, xXFallenSakuraXx, RoseHathaway, Shad-Amy, bellacullen3, PeinSaku, Ita-hime,Little-bad-Angel, Bloody.-.Fang5507

ITACHI IS AWESOME!!! If you love Itachi from 'Naruto' before the massacre ever happened, put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Princess Mayako, ItaSaku1, Minato-kun Luver, Ita-hime, Little-bad-Angel, Bloody.-.Fang5507

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, SilverWolfStar, ChinaDollMaiden, Ita-hime, Little-bad-Angel, Bloody.-.Fang5507

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA)

The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, XxBirdxOfxHermesxX, Ita-hime, Little-bad-Angel, Bloody.-.Fang5507

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, powerpunkbrat, Bloody.-.Fang5507

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, powerpunkbrat, Bloody.-.Fang5507

Some people wish anime characters or powers were real, if you want them to be real add your name to the list:Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, MewMewKitty78, powerpunkbrat, Bloody.-.Fang5507


If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profi

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Patterson are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

If you think TV actually makes you smarter, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask: Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you find yourself putting your socks into the fridge. Crazy is when you can make conversation happen between a highlighter and a pen. Crazy is when you talk to your naruto cosplay forehead protectors, and appologizing to the fore head protectors you don't pick. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5.Do not go out in public.

6.Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29.People are staring at you.

30.So act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40.You know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a crap.

52.You cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarressing questions.

71.Eat the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81.Do not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling! (where?!)

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...


There were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom, one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I have a PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER, so I MUST not be able to function in society


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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)


-YOUR BOY SIDE-

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun. (Hate watching them, love playing them)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 15

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 9
This is sad... I'm a girl... :'(

If your friend has ever called you weird and you've responded with "Look who's talking!", copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned and stood up. He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll be black.
But you, sir, when you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you're in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat down and the white man walked away…
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS:Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS F*CKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (I did this once to a friend. . . she wasn't very happy)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Yeah. . . I know about a million embarassing things on a certain best friend. I'm looking at you Brit!)

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (OK I am a huge gossip. This isn't really me...)

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!


REASONS I LOVE MY MOTHER:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


"Girls Don't Realize These Things"

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I was raised with enough respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was taught

I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry that I'm actually nice not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry that I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy

I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to but never good enough to date

I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different

I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere but not good enough to be listened to when I need a friend

I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry if you can't realize.. that I've been the one all along

I'm sorry if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry that I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it

I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm sorry that I cared

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe you should look up to see who you're complaining to. Maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?", because the person you are searching for is usually right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm Sorry' If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


Your One and Only Wish. Do it one by one; don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you chose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour! Do so and it will come true before your next birthday!

Holy crap, it's true


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile


Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is idiot cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


IF YOU DON'T READ THIS NEXT STORY THEN YOUR HEART IS COLD, BUT IF YOU READ THIS WITH TEARS IN YOUR EYES THEN YOU HAVE A HEART OF GOLD!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!!


This is a true story

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I copy/paste this sort of crap whenever I see it, cause I am superstitious)


Funny last words:
Hey, what's this button do?
Hey mommy, can I pet him?
I'm fine.
Watch this!
What's that?
Umm... That's not a stick in my sleeping bag...
What happens when I do this?
Don't worry.
We're completely safe.
Look! A shooting star!
Reporting live from the battlefield...
Does it bite?
What's that smell?
What's that in your hand?
I'd like to see you try!
Last words are for fools.
Pass that bottle over here, will ya?
Be careful not to...
Has the cancer spread yet?
Who's shooting at us?
Can I have some candy, mister stranger?
What's that ticking sound?
Everyone loves me!
Ooh... it's shiny!
Is that a fin in the water?
Why yes, honey. That dress does make you look fat!
You and what army?


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Something big."-Only the Good Spy Young

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

A jewelry box

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Criminal Minds

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:45 pm?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

4:42 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A fan and my brother's computer

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was leaving my grandmother's house

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

I read dreamsinwords001's One Piece story The Bounty

9. What are you wearing?

Grey Harry Potter shirt

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Reading Daddy's Little Girlby XxCherryXJellyxX

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, anime pics, white board, masqurade masks, and two paintings of children(one at a beach, & two angels)

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Fat guy jumping in a pool (i'm not trying to be mean, it was on youtube)

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Amusing.

15. What is the last film you saw?

One Piece Clockwork Island Adventure

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I wouldn't buy anything, I would hire a bunch of scientists and creators to make me a device that I would use to travel into anime/games/cartoons/books.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I had Butt surgery three times. (TOP THAT PPL!(LOL)).

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make it so my answer to #16 would be possible

19. Do you like to dance?

Not really

20. George Bush:

LOLWut?.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Tsuki(pronounced Suki(like from Avatar:TLA)).

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Chitsu(Cheat-su).

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

No.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

"Why is this lunatic here!? She needs to go back to Hell!!!!"


1) Pick the first anime show that pops into your head...NOW.-

Soul Eater

2) Pick the first character to pop into your head from that show.-

Maka

3) What would you do if you saw them right now?-

Hug her. She's AWESOME!

4) What do you think they would do if you did that?-

A. Freak out B. Hit me

5) How do you respond to this reaction?-

A. Laugh my ass off B. Hug back

List twelve characters from your fandom in no particular order, then answer theses questions about them.

1. Nami

2. Luffy

3. Zoro

4. Sanji

5. Usopp

6. Chopper

7. Robin

8. Franky

9. Brook

10. Ace

11. Nojiko

12. Garp

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic? (Chopper/Nojiko)

Not that I can remember.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? (Sanji)

Meh, he's kind of cute.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? (Garp/Franky)

I would probably throw up.

4) Can you recall any fics about nine? (Brook)

A few, but I can't remember any names...

5) Would two and six make a good couple? (Luffy/Chopper)

No! No they would not!

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why? (Usopp/Brook), (Usopp/Ace)

Neither

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve making out? (Robin, Luffy, Garp)

I think she would either A. Pass out on the spot out of shock or B. Just roll with it.

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic? (Zoro/Ace)

Uhhh... Zoro wants to cut fire...? I don't know!

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff? (Nami/Franky)

Probably, I just haven't read any.

10) Suggest a title for seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Robin/Garp)

Sorrowful Comfort

11) Would you consider reading a three/one fic? (Zoro/Nami)

This is my 2nd favorite Nami couple, what do you think...?

12) Is anything on your favorites list about eleven? (Nojiko)

I'm not sure, Idon't read a lot of Nojiko fics.

13) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five? (Luffy/Sanji), (Luffy/Usopp)

Taming an Idiot (could work for either)

14) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be? (Franky)

Last Train Home by Lostprophets

15) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Nami/Chopper/Garp)

Umm... Contains graphic violence and (probably) death

16) When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Usopp)

Four or five months ago I think...

17) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) , heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (8) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Nami and Robin are in a happy relationship until Brook runs off with Robin. Nami heartbroken has a hot one-night stand with Franky and a brief unhappy affair with Luffy, then follows the wise advise of Usopp and finds true love with Zoro.

18) Title/warning for the above fic?

Title: Straw Hat Drama Warning: Cursing and graphic

19) (9) (4), (7), (1) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (9) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (9) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (3). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (1) while (3) and (4) run into the sunset together. However, (9) is secretly in love with (1), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (1) becomes in a relationship with (1), and so (9) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (10) and is sent to prison, allowing (1) and (7) to continue their relationship.

Brook, Sanji, Robin, Nami, and Zoro are playing Truth or Dare. Brook asks Robin, and Robin says Truth. Brook asks who Robin loves and Robin, confessed her love with Sanji. Sanji does not share the feeling and is in a secret relationship with Zoro. Robin is heartbroken, and seeks confort in Nami while Zoro and Sanji run into the sunset together. however Brook is secretly in love with Nami, and becomes so jealous of Robin, who, after the comfort from Nami becomes in a relationship with Nami, and so Brook decides to murder Robin, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ace and is sent to prison, allowing Nami and Robin to continue their relationship.

20) Final question: Title/Warning for the above?

Title: Reality Broke... Warning: Pure unadulterated crack XD

List 10 of your favorite people.

1.Aaron 2.Meycelle 3.Noel 4.Brandon 5.Eli 6.Amanda 7.Ben 8.Darrin 9.Genesis 10.Jessica

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Noel would embarrass Brandon to no end while Darrin points and laughs.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Genesis would knock him out and drag his body to the class.

3) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Aaron he's like my bro.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

"THE HORROR!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!"

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

EEWWWWWWW!!!!!!

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Mecelle for sure! She's like my Sis

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Everythings on fire...

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Brandon to torment him. (also cause they're dating)

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Nothing. Mecelle would beat Ben up if he tried to kidnap her.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Aaron

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

'Cause chariot races are awesome.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

She tries to claw everyone's eyes out... XD

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

"WTF!!! They're both girls!!!"

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

it's the other way around, Ben's scared of Amanda cause he's a coward.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Probably with some weird chick who fights zombies.

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

WTF!!!! He wouldn't come cause he is like an innocent kid, he thinks dating and kissing or hugging is gross cause of cuddies (is that how you spell it?)

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I kick their asses for getting drunk.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

They end up being kicked out of the zoo and Darrin gets war and zombie games.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

IDC what they're protesting, I'd just tell them to get off my lawn!

21) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

She kills Genesis for killing Me/Aaron slowly

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save herself or 1?

Amanda saves herself

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

She bust's down the rocks with a sledge hammer and throws him over her shoulder and gets the heck out of there!

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

The campers go insane.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Darrin videotapes it for blackmail.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

LOL WTF!!!

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

No

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Have a spaz attack and call me.

30) While they are camping, they run into James (from Twilight). What do they do?

Light him on fire

Meaning of Each Letter in Your Name

A: Hot *x2*/
B: Loves people
C: A good kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes *x3*
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love with
I: Loves to smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for *x2*
M: Makes dating fun/
N: Can kick the crap out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend *x2*
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very flirtatious.
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.(I still eat warheads... Warheads are amazing!)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Vodka:

1.What is your motto?-Now That We're Done

2.What do your friends think of you?-Kick In The Teeth

3.What do you think of very often?-Please Don't Go

4.What is 22?-You;re gonna Go Far, Kid

5.What do you think of your best friend?-Your Love Is My Drug

you think about the person you like?-Home

7.What is your life story?-Take A Minute

8.What do you want to be when you grow up?-Black Cat

9.What do you think of the person you like?-Let The Sparks Fly

10.What do your parents think of you?-15 Minutes

11.What will you dance to at your wedding?-Bounce

12.What is your hobbies/interests?-We R Who We R

13.What will they play at your funeral?-Dead And Gone

14.What is your biggest secret?-Rain

15.What do you think of your friends?-Be My Escape

16.What's the worst thing that could happen?-Enemy Inside

will you die?-Backfire

18.What is the one thing you will regret?-What I've Done

19.What makes you laugh?-Liar

20.What makes you cry?-The City Is At War

21.Will you ever get married?-The End Is Where We Begin

22.What scares you the most?-If Only You Knew

23.Anyone you like?-Wake Up Get Up

24.If you could go back in time, what would you change?-Misery

25.What hurts right now?-It's Time To Dance

26.What will you post this as?-Vodka

If you have ever been totally embarrassed by a parent, relative, friend, or anyone else, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

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\\\"ºø„ I LOVE „øº\\\"
„øº\\\" DEIDARA!! \\\"ºø„
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Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Post In Your Profile If Your A Sakura Fan To The Death (Hell yeah!)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Not saying...

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle (... ok then.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Snake (Not the oddest name I've heard)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Catherine Sedona

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Belmawal (how would I pronounce this?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Twist (I don't drink, this is a soda)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Marie

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Hunter (It was that, Bear or Ginger... Yeah, Hunter it is.)

You Scored as Hermione Granger
You're one intelligent witch, but you have a hard time believing it and require constant reassurance. You are a very supportive friend who would do anything and everything to help her friends out.

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